Skeletons emerging from closet...

[nervous]

stovey said:

thats not actually a horse harrys sitting on there.

its his curse and his blessing.

[Harry Flashman]

Fidgits said:

Perhaps C just wants to confess to OH that shes a lesbian ever since she slept with some guy last May, and is deeply in love with OH and wants mad passionate girl-on-girl action...

A university girlfriend of mine ended up a lesbian, actually. Yes, I am that rubbish.

[nervous]

funny that, ive never dated any lesbians but ive been dumped by loads.

[Harry Flashman]

I've been turned down by loads.

I mean, that's the reason they said no, right?

[Nick P]

nervous said:

funny that, ive never dated any lesbians but ive been dumped by loads.

you mean many have helped you dump your load, non?

[scotal]

muzzer79 said:

Relax - if you're there when they meet up, she'll bottle it for sure.

No woman will tell her mate that she's got horizontal with her current boyfriend while he's there supping on his pint.

Unless that is, she's a bit of a nut bar....

Second line of OP

Flash said:

Have just received confirmation that I am being dragged along to meet OH’s neurotic, insecure and bonkers mate

Her is a nut bar.

[nervous]

Nick P said:

non?

now that is disgusting. french, nick, french? shame on you.

go on, in the corner. with all the other sickos.

Edited by nervous on Tuesday 9th January 17:09

[JonRB]

nervous said:

funny that, ive never dated any lesbians but ive been dumped by loads.

Ba-DOOM-tish

[sleep envy]

nervous said:

Nick P said:

non?

now that is disgusting. french, nick, french? shame on you.

go on, in the corner. with all the other sickos.

the case is building Nick...

[IM]

I think you need a females take on all of this...

[Nick P]

nervous said:

Nick P said:

non?

now that is disgusting. french, nick, french? shame on you.

go on, in the corner. with all the other sickos.

Edited by nervous on Tuesday 9th January 17:09

sorry, it's been a hard day at work and i'm a bit confused as to my nationality.

*wolfs down another snail*

[sleep envy]

IM said:

I think you need a females take on all of this...

I think he'll get one in an hour or so

[nervous]

sleep envy said:

IM said:

I think you need a females take on all of this...

I think he'll get one in an hour or so

[Harry Flashman]

I was thinking what IM posted. This is what I'm afraid of.

Nervy. loving your work on this thread. Now have the shakes big time. Thanks, brother.

[sleep envy]

you're only saving grace is that she can kill you only once

[scotal]

sleep envy said:

you're only saving grace is that she can kill you only once

The only surprise being, given your rep on PH, that it hasnt happened before.....

[sheetstabuer]

I had exactly this problem a few months back.

mrs battered me

[justayellowbadge]

sheetstabuer said:

I had exactly this problem a few months back.

mrs battered me

You nobbed Caroline as well?

Edited by justayellowbadge on Tuesday 9th January 17:18

[nervous]

Harry Flashman said:

I was thinking what IM posted. This is what I'm afraid of.

Nervy. loving your work on this thread. Now have the shakes big time. Thanks, brother.

welcome.

[nervous]

justayellowbadge said:

sheetstabuer said:

I had exactly this problem a few months back.

mrs battered me

You nobbed Caroline as well?

Edited by justayellowbadge on Tuesday 9th January 17:18

we all did, man. it was quite a lunch break.