Psycho Ex's

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Nick P

29,977 posts

253 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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nervous said:
lots of ed up shit


yikes

i wondered what the smell was at yours on sunday, i thought Didi P had shat her pants hehe

nervous

24,050 posts

232 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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ps i did warn you all that wouldnt want to hear this and that it would ruin all women for you, for ever. im sorry if everytime you get given that face now you think of me.

timmy33

9,325 posts

229 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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nervous said:
Ive adopted a policy of just assuming they're all mental now. crazy now or crazy later.


Now that seems like a sensible approach IMO.

I've been getting grief from my cousin all week and she's a sodding relative FFS. Jesus if she's hormonal why can't she bother her husband that's what he's for.

nervous

24,050 posts

232 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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timmy33 said:

I've been getting grief from my cousin all week and she's a sodding relative FFS. Jesus if she's hormonal why can't she bother her husband that's what he's for.


does she have access to a bucket and a car?

ferrisbueller

29,391 posts

229 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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staceyb said:
Jesus Christ you lot don't half attract some fruit loops.


I think you'll find this is fairly typical. Even I've wracked up a couple of suicide attempts and a false pregnancy and I'm a right ugly tt!

scotal

8,751 posts

281 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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timmy33 said:
nervous said:
Ive adopted a policy of just assuming they're all mental now. crazy now or crazy later.


Now that seems like a sensible approach IMO.

I've been getting grief from my cousin all week and she's a sodding relative FFS. Jesus if she's hormonal why can't she bother her husband that's what he's for.


Did anyone else think, just for a second, that timmy33 was the guy who admitted to fancying his cousin and asking PH if it was a good idea to take it further??

ali_kat

31,999 posts

223 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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yikes @ Nervy

That is one scary lady!!!!

I thought I was bad because I slam doors when upset........

ferrisbueller

29,391 posts

229 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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nervous said:
sleep envy said:
nervous said:
brand new clothes


that was the only funny thing to come out of this

what size are you again?


blueys, ferry's and DS's. interestingly, not my own.


who'd have thunk it?!

hehe

nervous

24,050 posts

232 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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ferrisbueller said:


I think you'll find this is fairly typical. Even I've wracked up a couple of suicide attempts and a false pregnancy.


in my defense, i said i was sorry about that.

ferrisbueller

29,391 posts

229 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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nervous said:
ferrisbueller said:


I think you'll find this is fairly typical. Even I've wracked up a couple of suicide attempts and a false pregnancy.


in my defense, i said i was sorry about that.


That cushion up the jumper trick was true genius, though. You had me hook, line and sinker.

Zod

35,295 posts

260 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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Bloody hell, nervous, man!

No wonder you are called "nervous".

oogieboogie

710 posts

211 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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rude-boy said:
Had a few BB's in my time but it sounds like some of you have had far worse than mine.

BandC not good, not good at all. I only hope that they will get the cance to see first hand what a vendictive b1tch they have for a mother one day when they are old enough to understand. She must live in fear of karma that woman.


I'm sure they will, and sooner than she thinks. My mate has had trouble for 7+yrs with his ex and now all 3 kids are desperate to leave mum. He and his new wife have never said a bad word against the ex despite provocation, the kids have just seen through it all. (All girls, 16-13 yrs)

308mate

13,757 posts

224 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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scotal you beat me to it!

The thing is, you can never see the nutjob within. And strangely, most of your mates can.

Mine pales into insignificance alongside some of this stuff. She was a compulsive liar, tried to break up my brother and his wife, used to hide my phone then deny it, when I knew full-well it was in her handbag, had 100s of violent ex boyfriends (that she insisted on still talking to), had at least 3 examples of terminal ilnesses, yet I stayed with her for a year or so!

In the end I literally had to throw her out of my house one night. She tried to get me back by sleeping with my biking mates. Unfortunately for her she was doing it not covertly, so she could spring it on me as she hoped, but with my full knowledge and blessing so we could advertise the results on our forum.

She recenly took a job where one of my best mates was the CFO. Within 5 minutes of reading hos name on a document on her first day, she resigned. Something to do with her being there in a secretarial role when she claimed to be a highly paid accountant Id imagine.

And Im supposed to feel lucky..... yikes

Thanks for sharing Nervy.

Nick P

29,977 posts

253 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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nervous said:
im sorry if everytime you get given that face now you think of me.


thanks.

you've just ruined sex with my wife for me. for ever.

i really dont want to think of you.

please make it stop


Edited by Nick P on Tuesday 27th February 19:13

Phil Hopkins

17,111 posts

219 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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Name and shame Nervy, name and shame!

That way, when she googles herself......

gretchen

19,066 posts

218 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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ferrisbueller said:
I think you'll find this is fairly typical. Even I've wracked up a couple of suicide attempts and a false pregnancy.


yikes What sort of gullible woman would believe that!! You must have been desperate.

Nick P

29,977 posts

253 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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Phil Hopkins said:
Name and shame Nervy, name and shame!

That way, when she googles herself......


this problem wouldn't have arisen if Nervy hadn't "googled" her in the first place.

RodMod

1,169 posts

210 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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From my own personal experiance the physco ones are always better in bed but when you wake up the following morning and she is already up out of bed it is a horrible feeling that she may be cutting up your suit or poaching my rotweiller or hitting the tuscan with a hammer . So a nutter is for friday nights only or probably just best left alone !


Edited by RodMod on Tuesday 27th February 19:27

ferrisbueller

29,391 posts

229 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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gretchen said:
ferrisbueller said:
I think you'll find this is fairly typical. Even I've wracked up a couple of suicide attempts and a false pregnancy.


yikes What sort of gullible woman would believe that!! You must have been desperate.


Touche...

gretchen

19,066 posts

218 months

Tuesday 27th February 2007
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nervous said:
im sorry if everytime you get given that face now you think of me.


Do you now return home and sniff things just to be sure?


nervous said:
remember when we had all those storms, sort of September time?


Lots of horrible things happened...Nervy gets new stuff...

nervous said:
My fiancée especially enjoys a lot of it.


This happened last September? And you're already engaged to another?

yikes


Edited by gretchen on Tuesday 27th February 19:32
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