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Plotloss

67,280 posts

272 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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nervous said:
justayellowbadge said:
sheetstabuer said:
I had exactly this problem a few months back.

mrs battered me


You nobbed Caroline as well? eek



Edited by justayellowbadge on Tuesday 9th January 17:18


we all did, man. it was quite a lunch break.


Is she from Weston Super Mare by any chance?

Dakkon

7,826 posts

255 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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Plotloss said:
nervous said:
justayellowbadge said:
sheetstabuer said:
I had exactly this problem a few months back.

mrs battered me


You nobbed Caroline as well? eek



Edited by justayellowbadge on Tuesday 9th January 17:18


we all did, man. it was quite a lunch break.


Is she from Weston Super Mare by any chance?


Were there 15 of you?

nervous

24,050 posts

232 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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dont make me do that pun, please.

i got a rofl earlier and theyre just as easily rescinded.

-JUT-

1,308 posts

215 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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Dakkon said:
Plotloss said:
nervous said:
justayellowbadge said:
sheetstabuer said:
I had exactly this problem a few months back.

mrs battered me


You nobbed Caroline as well? eek



Edited by justayellowbadge on Tuesday 9th January 17:18


we all did, man. it was quite a lunch break.


Is she from Weston Super Mare by any chance?


Were there 15 of you?


Come on now, form an orderly queue...

sleep envy

62,260 posts

251 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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nervous said:
we all did, man. it was quite a lunch break.


baguette?

Plotloss

67,280 posts

272 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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-JUT- said:

Come on now, form an orderly queue...


Shirley that sentence is in the wrong order?

anonymous-user

56 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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We've not had one of those lovely 'New Baby' threads for a while now.

I'm looking forward to seeing some nice pictures of Flashy with his girlfriend, his bastard illegitemate child and that bird he shagged.

cloud9

nervous

24,050 posts

232 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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sleep envy said:
nervous said:
we all did, man. it was quite a lunch break.


baguette?


no, its just the way this smock rucks up.

nervous

24,050 posts

232 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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stovey said:
We've not had one of those lovely 'New Baby' threads for a while now.

I'm looking forward to seeing some nice pictures of Flashy with his girlfriend, his bastard illegitemate child and that bird he shagged.

cloud9


agreed. a thread featuring pictures of harry, his illegitimate bastard child and that bird he shagged will quite make my week.

Fidgits

17,202 posts

231 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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sleep envy said:
you're only saving grace is that she can kill you only once

oh.

I wouldn't say that.

If the only problem is that you boffed C, then OH can make your life a living hell for as long as you put up with it, left, or proved your worth, though most blokes take their own lives before getting to the last one.

If C has just dropped a sprog, then you have 2 women (as well as a child and the CSA) to make your life a living hell.

There are many things worse than death, and a scorned woman can do them all!

sleep envy

62,260 posts

251 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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Fidgits said:
sleep envy said:
you're only saving grace is that she can kill you only once

oh.

I wouldn't say that.

If the only problem is that you boffed C, then OH can make your life a living hell for as long as you put up with it, left, or proved your worth, though most blokes take their own lives before getting to the last one.

If C has just dropped a sprog, then you have 2 women (as well as a child and the CSA) to make your life a living hell.

There are many things worse than death, and a scorned woman can do them all!


leaving the daddy option aside what's it got to do with her if he banged her before they got together?

Stephanie Plum

2,783 posts

213 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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OK - here comes the female point of view.....

Deny it. First rule of life - deny, deny, deny. You've already said OH has issues with this girl - just point out that this girl is obviously jealous of OH (that's OH not you Harry)and is trying to upset her.

Look doe eyed, shrug your shoulders, and look absolutely astonished.

And keep your dick in your trousers in future when you think it could spell trouble

nervous

24,050 posts

232 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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Fidgits said:


I wouldn't say that.

If the only problem is that you boffed C, then OH can make your life a living hell for as long as you put up with it, left, or proved your worth, though most blokes take their own lives before getting to the last one.

If C has just dropped a sprog, then you have 2 women (as well as a child and the CSA) to make your life a living hell.

There are many things worse than death, and a scorned woman can do them all!


yes. but wouldnt a thread featuring pictures of harry and his illegitimate bastard child and that bird he shagged cheer us all up, irrespective of the outcome? i for one think it would.

Plotloss

67,280 posts

272 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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sleep envy said:
Fidgits said:
sleep envy said:
you're only saving grace is that she can kill you only once

oh.

I wouldn't say that.

If the only problem is that you boffed C, then OH can make your life a living hell for as long as you put up with it, left, or proved your worth, though most blokes take their own lives before getting to the last one.

If C has just dropped a sprog, then you have 2 women (as well as a child and the CSA) to make your life a living hell.

There are many things worse than death, and a scorned woman can do them all!


leaving the daddy option aside what's it got to do with her if he banged her before they got together?


Gives them something to chat about whilst they are watching each other piss...

sheetstabuer

19,118 posts

217 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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I don't think it will be about a baby so no need to worry

it will be fine

Don't panic

Honestly it will be fine


She just probably wants to tell her mate she has herpes or something

nervous

24,050 posts

232 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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Stephanie Plum said:


Deny it. First rule of life - deny, deny, deny.


shit. the girls know about the three D's. now were for it.

look busy lads.

Leftie

11,800 posts

237 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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I'd call C on some pretence, and work the conversation around to the fact OH and you are visiting, see if she gives any clues, if not, broach it yourself and if she insist she intends to grass you up highlight the fact she could be seen as vindictive and a bit jealous by others if she dibbed you in to cause distress to OH. If she clams up you can bet it is about you, in which case I would part cough the job to the OH by laying a bit of poison ( C is neurotic, reads too much into things, you feel sorry for her, she must be lonely, clearly an attractive girl but not long term relationship material,

sleep envy

62,260 posts

251 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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nervous said:
yes. but wouldnt a thread featuring pictures of harry and his illegitimate bastard child and that bird he shagged cheer us all up, irrespective of the outcome? i for one think it would.


a snap shot today's nuclear family cloud9

Fidgits

17,202 posts

231 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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sleep envy said:
Fidgits said:
sleep envy said:
you're only saving grace is that she can kill you only once

oh.

I wouldn't say that.

If the only problem is that you boffed C, then OH can make your life a living hell for as long as you put up with it, left, or proved your worth, though most blokes take their own lives before getting to the last one.

If C has just dropped a sprog, then you have 2 women (as well as a child and the CSA) to make your life a living hell.

There are many things worse than death, and a scorned woman can do them all!


leaving the daddy option aside what's it got to do with her if he banged her before they got together?


IMO* it's not - but come on, that doesnt mean his nice sweet teacher girlfriend WONT make his life unbearable for the act, unless you are the one bloke thats never come across an unreasonable women?

* sorry to all that offends, but this sentance is about to based on nothing more than my own opinion, which in this case is NOT humble, but just a standard run-of-the-mill opinion, and is based on no factual events or information that can be referenced if requested, so don't ask.

Stephanie Plum

2,783 posts

213 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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nervous said:
Stephanie Plum said:


Deny it. First rule of life - deny, deny, deny.


shit. the girls know about the three D's. now were for it.

look busy lads.


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