Hotties - and your mates just can’t see it.

[Rod Rammage]

Georgia Taylor anyone:




Always looks like she's about to cry.


"Jesus Georgia, I haven't even touched you...

...yet.

Shut up the cops are coming. Put your head down. Any noise and the tennis ball's going back in."

[Rod Rammage]

thebluebus said:

These pics remind me of a delightful fancy from a few years ago, when I adored murder-nanny baby-shaker Louise Woodward.

Genius.

Here's how it would have gone down if the cops had asked me to interview her:

Me: You did it didn't you?

Louise: No, honestly

<Rod slams hand on desk>

Me: You fackin did it you slaaaaggg!

Louise: No, really officer. I am just plump and bangable, but innocent

Me: Hmm... but you liked being called a slag, right?

Louise: Well, I -

Me: You fackin laaaave it, you slaaaaaggg.


etc etc

[Rod Rammage]

im said:

Rod Rammage said:

Georgia Taylor anyone:

ewwwwww....

Only if you fancy pre-pubescent boys!

You need therapy

You're kidding, right?

Look at that pale skin, man.

So vulnerable.


Holy mackerel, I would ruin her.


Ruin.


I would ruin her in a New York minute.

It would be over so fast, but the damage would last a lifetime.

A somewhat shortened lifetime.





I weep for you Georgia.

[Rod Rammage]

L4URA said:

My friends think i'm strange but I currently have a soft spot for Rhydian (sp?) from X Factor, and Gordon Brown.

Hi Laura.

You seem friendly.

That's not strange at all.

I myself look somewhat like a gay one-eyed-scottish-nazi-psycho-killer.

Ha ha ha.

I'm not though.

Ha ha ha.

Anyway, feel free to mail me direct.


All the best.

Rod (your friend )

[Rod Rammage]

AdamCl said:

When your talk about sexual activity in terms of a New York minute, you know your self promotion skills are limited.

You misunderstand.

That's how long it would take me to ruin her.

I myself would carry on regardless.

It would be maybe days later before I drained my bags dry and finally brought my nuts up, like two desicated peach stones, lying on the dirty peeling kitchen floor.

Next to Georgia.

Then I'd pocket them stagger out.

Maybe go to KFC.

Then the hospital. Get me plums re-installed.




Just another day brother, just another day.

[Rod Rammage]

Andy Zarse said:

Rod Rammage said:

L4URA said:

My friends think i'm strange but I currently have a soft spot for Rhydian (sp?) from X Factor, and Gordon Brown.

Hi Laura.

You seem friendly.

That's not strange at all.

I myself look somewhat like a gay one-eyed-scottish-nazi-psycho-killer.

Ha ha ha.

I'm not though.

Ha ha ha.

Anyway, feel free to mail me direct.


All the best.

Rod (your friend )

If he asks you to go to the woods, don't.

Shut up Zarse.

Ignore him Laura. He is a bit of a mental.


Seriously though, you do like kittens right?

No?

How about little ducklings?


I don't have any, but I could probably get some.

If you like.

[Rod Rammage]

There's something about Kirsty's mouth.

Looks like she could get the whole lot in.

Plums and everything.



Impossible for me to gauge how dirty she is though...

<Taps dirty-o-meter>


Just can't get a clear reading.

[Rod Rammage]

75_Steve said:

OK, having carefully considered all the posts here. I'm going to agree with Liz White, but I spotted the potential before all my mates.

However, I'm going really freaky for my choice.



Probably wouldn't these days, but back in the early 90s when I was at Uni, I used to get the piss taken in a big way for that one.

Lovely in her Sugarcubes days.

Sadly has turned into a skriking old witch now.

Word on the street is that Iceland has a disproportionately high totty quotient.



Speaking of which - Kerry Katona anyone?

[Rod Rammage]

evenflow said:

Rod Rammage said:

Speaking of which - Kerry Katona anyone?

Get out, and never darken this website again.

Picture the scene.

You've gone round to Kerry's council house to install Sky.

Turns out her old man's in clink.

She offers you a beef-and-peach-madras-teriyaki-yorshire-pudding hors d'oeuvre from Iceland's "Traditional Xmas" range.




One thing leads to another.

Come on - no one's looking.

[Rod Rammage]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Vicky Binns.

Coronation Street.

Formerly Emmerdale.

You keep asking Tonker.

You like.

You do.

You lurve Vicky.

Kissy kissy.

You want to be her boyfriend.

[Rod Rammage]

Colleen McLoughlin.

I would go at her until she went bog-eyed.

[Rod Rammage]

Couple of mockney chavs I would probably mess up:

[Rod Rammage]

How about Dawn Steele - who played Lexie in Monarch of the Glen:




Mmmm... sturdy.

[Rod Rammage]

thebluebus said:

Martine McCutcheon;

Her face is too "council" for my refined tastes.

But her body...


Mmm... bouncy.

[Rod Rammage]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Go on then.

But you must speak in the style of Borat.

"Excuses me, but I haff picture your daughter, yes? S'nice"

[Rod Rammage]

thebluebus said:

Rod Rammage said:

thebluebus said:

Martine McCutcheon;

Her face is too "council" for my refined tastes.

Too council? How can she be too council?

Yes, I see what you mean.

<Scrolls back up>




Yes, go one then.





Dark wipples on that one, I predict.

[Rod Rammage]

I am coming around on the Martine question:




And anyone curious about the colour of her wipples...

http://cool-geek.co.uk/5b_martine.html

Obviously NSFW... cos you get to find out the colour of her wipples.

[Rod Rammage]

classiccooper said:

ZR1cliff said:

thebluebus said:

Rod Rammage said:

thebluebus said:

Martine McCutcheon;

Her face is too "council" for my refined tastes.

Too council? How can she be too council?

Talkin ov cancil...

Ah but you would

Ah.

Charlie Brooks.

The thinking man's fat council schlaaag of choice.

[Rod Rammage]

Wedg1e said:

Broken Hero said:

Rod Rammage said:

http://cool-geek.co.uk/5b_martine.html

She deserves her own thread!

Worse still, one thing led to another and before I knew where I was, I was 9 pages deep in Tina O'brien...

ETA: mind you, Jenny Platt...

http://cool-geek.co.uk/10b_jenny.html

Edited by Wedg1e on Thursday 13th December 14:41

Much time wasted on TartyDoris and Cool Geek.


Hmm... I wonder what real girls are like...?

[Rod Rammage]

Wait...


...is that...?


Look closely at that knocker there.


Stretch marks?












Still would, mind.