Hotties - and your mates just can’t see it.

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r5gttgaz said:

evenflow said:

r5gttgaz said:

Michelle Ryan?

Have you read the thread title?

I must admit that is probably too good a picture. Most people think of her as the market bint off 'enders.

Or Herman Munster's love child.

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Here - two more chav MILF eastend caaaancil scum schlaaaaggggs for your consideration...

I like this one. Kind of innocent and milfy, yet she looks like she could withstand a full-frontal assault:



This one's a bit too rough for my delicate constitution, but who's to say how I might feel if I wuz raahnd 'er 'aahse, an' 'er 'aahsband were aaht, an' we'd bowf 'ad a few too many sherberts...

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Agoogy said:

mackie1 said:

A few of my friends think that both Kristin Kreuk and Avril Lavigne are munters.

Thats the beauty of friends though, you can dump them and find better ones, ones with taste and style...

Just googled Kristin Kreuk.

She's ok. Sort of fit, but not amazing. I wouldn't pursue her, but if she came asking... well...


Avril doesn't wash her knickers though.

Dirty, dirty bitch.

Ugh.

Crusty.

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Broken Hero said:

Love the look on her face.
I would show no love.
Who is she?

Scroll up Hero...

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bigfoot7 said:

Avril Lavigne

Dirty knickers.

Avril Lavigne.
Dirty knickers.

Avril Lavigne - Dirty knickers.

Like salt and pepper.

Fish and chips.




She needs a bloody good scrubbing, that one.

Clear off all that fanny-clag.

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dunkie said:

For me I like her :

I would so ruin that innocent face

Face - not so much.

Lovely pale skin and nice soft-looking floppies mind.



Yeah, you're smilling now love.

This time tomorrow...




I fear for you, girl.

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Vixpy1 said:

bigfoot7 said:

Ok how about Carol Smillie? None of my mates would agree on this one.

She'd smile and the reflection off her teeth would blind you

Plus, she has a boy's arse.


...


By which I mean not a good thing

Perverts.

Still, bearing in mind the title of the thread, then... noted.

Best rear-of-the-year was Charlotte Church.


Mmm... Charlotte Church. She's not allowed in here though - cos everyone wants to do her, right?

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thebluebus said:

cuneus said:

fullbeem said:

Gillian Taylforth

Rough

Old.

MINLF. That's "Not".

The interesting thing about Gillian Taylforth is that you can call her a cocksucker, and there's nothing she can do about it.

Remember that case years ago where she sucked that bloke off in a Range Rover?

Went to court, and the court decided that she was, indeed, a cocksucker.

So it's official.

Next time you see her, say "alright cocksucker?"

She can't touch you for it.

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baptistsan said:

Looks like the wabbit needs a trim

He's right.

That's a massive muff.

Looks like she's using Donald Trump's syrup as a merkin.

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collateral said:

Keris Matthews

...looks like a man.

Could you imagine waking up with that hoofing great face looming over you?

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fullbeem said:

Mikita Oliver from T4

Yes indeed.

Thighs.

Mmm.

Remember Chloe Newsome, played Vicky in Coronation Street?



Love gingers, me.

And brunettes.

And blondes.



Chloe looks "squishy".

I would love to squish her.



Squish squish.

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thebluebus said:

Shirley any man who hasn't got to rearrange his crackers at the thought of Miquita, is slightly off the pace. Not only does she look acceptably dirty, but she is clearly rude and a bit stupid.

Ah, Sunday mornings spent trying to look up Mikita's skirt.

Cross your legs.

Cross your legs again, you dirty bitch.

Damn you, bloody camera-man. Get lower, man.


Mmm.

Nice big thighs.

Round me ears.

Can't hear the stereo.



Christ I'm losing it.

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Adenauer said:

No, yes, yes, no.

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Fetchez la vache said:

Pui from Ceebeebies

Pui is an evil little munchkin.


Nicole was better.


Bouncy.

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eesbad said:

Nicola Stapleton - 'Mandy' in Eastenders yonks ago and was in Bad Girls too IIRC

She-scrote

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odyssey2200 said:

Bloke.

Even has a bloke's name.




And a bloke's penis.

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Dontlift said:

Ok as pennance.....



of course without the glasses and braces i think we would all have a go

Edited by Dontlift on Friday 14th December 15:16

er, no.

Because of the hairy bum crack.

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Dontlift said:

Rod Rammage said:

er, no.

Because of the hairy bum crack.

You must have seen better pics of her than me

She shaves her forehead every morning.

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thebluebus said:

Rod Rammage said:

Because of the hairy bum crack.

I know a girl who I used to really, inappropriately, fancy. Until my gaze one day fell upon the exposed upper reaches of peach as she leaned forward in a chair in front of me.

The horror!

Dark hairs.

Like a sinister shadow falling across a sexy trouser cleavage. I positively wilted away.

There was a period when I kept bumping into this same girl at parties.

She was not bad.

Probably halfway through a bottle of scotch I would have attempted a seductive "frotter".

Were it not for the fact that she always seemed to be bearing her midriff, sporting a rather shocking "crab ladder".



NOT a good look.

I made my excuses, and switched my attentions to some other poor cow.

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The Hitman said:

Gwyneth Paltrow

Goose:



Spot the difference.