Tattoos...

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Andy Zarse

10,868 posts

248 months

Tuesday 21st August 2007
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cronk-flakes said:
Well I'm getting one because a mate is and I said I would join him. Don't need to be concerned about the girlies (insert your own gay joke here), as long as the missus doesn't mind, I'm golden.
You sound like a bit of a saddo to me mate. Are you really so unconfident and weak-minded that you have to do this just to earn the supposed respect of a mate? Get a mind of your own for God's sake.

I know a girl who had a tiger tattooed onto her lower back a few years ago. It looked pretty crap to me, if I want to see a picture of a tiger I'll go to an Esso garage. Anyway, when she got pregnant with twins it stretched sideways and turned into something which looked more like a zebra on acid. After the birth it went saggy and now looks like a wrinkled old man wearing cat's ears. She regrets it bitterly and is mocked unmercifully.

People who have tattoos are by and large a disappointing bunch of losers, failures and sociopaths who have neither the intelligence nor accuity to see that the rest of society isn't going to be impressed. So if you ask me, I reckon you'll look like a c*nt.


vetteheadracer

8,271 posts

254 months

Tuesday 21st August 2007
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cloggy said:
FourWheelDrift said:
vetteheadracer said:
I have my PH name on my right shoulder paperbag
Did you get the email about all user names over 10 characters have be reduced to 10 to comply with the new database software?
Just don't show it in Holland.
Vette means FAT, so FATHEADRACER
Now this would explain why Corvette are not very popular in Holland CORFAT smile

Clog means block in English......


Gorvid

22,236 posts

226 months

Tuesday 21st August 2007
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jagdpanther said:
(not the Cider!)
hehe

Gorvid

22,236 posts

226 months

Tuesday 21st August 2007
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Andy Zarse said:
People who have tattoos are by and large a disappointing bunch of losers, failures and sociopaths who have neither the intelligence nor accuity to see that the rest of society isn't going to be impressed. So if you ask me, I reckon you'll look like a c*nt.
clap Excellent...

This is EXACTLY why I am glad I have tattoos. Acuity only has one C.

Garlick

40,601 posts

241 months

Tuesday 21st August 2007
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Gorvid said:
Andy Zarse said:
People who have tattoos are by and large a disappointing bunch of losers, failures and sociopaths who have neither the intelligence nor accuity to see that the rest of society isn't going to be impressed. So if you ask me, I reckon you'll look like a c*nt.
clap Excellent...

This is EXACTLY why I am glad I have tattoos. Acuity only has one C.
rofl I have tattoos and I managed to get a job on PH! Maybe I scared Ted hehe

Edited by Garlick on Tuesday 21st August 11:56

Gorvid

22,236 posts

226 months

Tuesday 21st August 2007
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Garlick said:
Gorvid said:
Andy Zarse said:
People who have tattoos are by and large a disappointing bunch of losers, failures and sociopaths who have neither the intelligence nor accuity to see that the rest of society isn't going to be impressed. So if you ask me, I reckon you'll look like a c*nt.
clap Excellent...

This is EXACTLY why I am glad I have tattoos. Acuity only has one C.
rofl I have a tattoo and I managed to get a job on PH! Maybe I scared Ted hehe
Well...you must be a "disappointing bunch of losers, failures and sociopaths who have neither the intelligence nor accuity to see that the rest of society isn't going to be impressed" Garlick.

Where did it all go wrong?
Want to go halves on a can of special brew on our way to the job centre?

Stu R

21,410 posts

216 months

Tuesday 21st August 2007
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Andy Zarse said:
So if you ask me, I reckon you'll look like a c*nt.
Define irony...

Garlick

40,601 posts

241 months

Tuesday 21st August 2007
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Gorvid said:
Garlick said:
Gorvid said:
Andy Zarse said:
People who have tattoos are by and large a disappointing bunch of losers, failures and sociopaths who have neither the intelligence nor accuity to see that the rest of society isn't going to be impressed. So if you ask me, I reckon you'll look like a c*nt.
clap Excellent...

This is EXACTLY why I am glad I have tattoos. Acuity only has one C.
rofl I have a tattoo and I managed to get a job on PH! Maybe I scared Ted hehe
Well...you must be a "disappointing bunch of losers, failures and sociopaths who have neither the intelligence nor accuity to see that the rest of society isn't going to be impressed" Garlick.

Where did it all go wrong?
Want to go halves on a can of special brew on our way to the job centre?
Sure, just let me finish this bag of glue.

Gorvid

22,236 posts

226 months

Tuesday 21st August 2007
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Stu R said:
Andy Zarse said:
So if you ask me, I reckon you'll look like a c*nt.
Define irony...
rofl

cronk-flakes

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3,480 posts

254 months

Tuesday 21st August 2007
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Andy Zarse said:
cronk-flakes said:
Well I'm getting one because a mate is and I said I would join him. Don't need to be concerned about the girlies (insert your own gay joke here), as long as the missus doesn't mind, I'm golden.
You sound like a bit of a saddo to me mate. Are you really so unconfident and weak-minded that you have to do this just to earn the supposed respect of a mate? Get a mind of your own for God's sake.

I know a girl who had a tiger tattooed onto her lower back a few years ago. It looked pretty crap to me, if I want to see a picture of a tiger I'll go to an Esso garage. Anyway, when she got pregnant with twins it stretched sideways and turned into something which looked more like a zebra on acid. After the birth it went saggy and now looks like a wrinkled old man wearing cat's ears. She regrets it bitterly and is mocked unmercifully.

People who have tattoos are by and large a disappointing bunch of losers, failures and sociopaths who have neither the intelligence nor accuity to see that the rest of society isn't going to be impressed. So if you ask me, I reckon you'll look like a c*nt.
Woah, slow down there. 1) Not looking for respect from him, known him all my life. Already have no respect wink

And I don't really plan on getting pregnant anytime soon. Let's keep the nastie's to ourself shall we?

Not really fair to generalise all tattoo bearers as 'losers'

Gorvid

22,236 posts

226 months

Tuesday 21st August 2007
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Garlick said:
Gorvid said:
Garlick said:
Gorvid said:
Andy Zarse said:
People who have tattoos are by and large a disappointing bunch of losers, failures and sociopaths who have neither the intelligence nor accuity to see that the rest of society isn't going to be impressed. So if you ask me, I reckon you'll look like a c*nt.
clap Excellent...

This is EXACTLY why I am glad I have tattoos. Acuity only has one C.
rofl I have a tattoo and I managed to get a job on PH! Maybe I scared Ted hehe
Well...you must be a "disappointing bunch of losers, failures and sociopaths who have neither the intelligence nor accuity to see that the rest of society isn't going to be impressed" Garlick.

Where did it all go wrong?
Want to go halves on a can of special brew on our way to the job centre?
Sure, just let me finish this bag of glue.
Where can i get an off-white shellsuit?

catso

14,799 posts

268 months

Tuesday 21st August 2007
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I've always found this one to be quite tasteful.....


Stu R

21,410 posts

216 months

Tuesday 21st August 2007
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Gorvid said:
Where can i get an off-white shellsuit?
Any liverpudlian wedding shop.

D_T_W

2,502 posts

216 months

Tuesday 21st August 2007
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Andy Zarse said:
People who have tattoos are by and large a disappointing bunch of losers, failures and sociopaths who have neither the intelligence nor accuity to see that the rest of society isn't going to be impressed. So if you ask me, I reckon you'll look like a c*nt.
That's hardly a reasoned view IMO, i may be a sociopath, but i'm not a loser nor a failure. I may have disappointed in the past, but she told me it happens to all guys and i shouldn't worry about it biggrin

I didn't get my tattoos to impress society, and i quite frankly couldn't give a flying what people think. I got mine for me, because i wanted them, not to make people think i was cool. I've yet to meet somebody who actually likes my tattoos, especially the bigger one, and to be honest i'm not bothered. My tattoos can't be seen most of the time, and i guarantee you would never know about them unless i told you i had them.

I agree there are some people who do it purely because they think it looks cool, however there are some people who get them for a reason. Don't tar everybody with the same brush, it's a bit like saying all Porsche drivers are a bunch of toffy nosed pricks who bought it because they think it looks cool (not having a go at Porsche drivers!!)

cronk-flakes

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3,480 posts

254 months

Tuesday 21st August 2007
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anonymous said:
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Good question... I don't know. Always been fascinated by them. Always wanted one, to have something that is a lasting statement of my youth (that seems to be ever slipping away these days).

So I can look back on it and laugh. (To be honest, never regretted anything in my life, but I guess there is a first time for everything)

Andy Zarse

10,868 posts

248 months

Tuesday 21st August 2007
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D_T_W said:
Andy Zarse said:
...by and large...
Don't tar everybody with the same brush, it's a bit like saying all Porsche drivers are a bunch of toffy nosed pricks who bought it because they think it looks cool (not having a go at Porsche drivers!!)
I specifically didn't say everybody, I said by and large. This implies an undefined majority but not exclusivity.

Porsche drivers? Not pricks? What is this nonsense?

Gorvid

22,236 posts

226 months

Tuesday 21st August 2007
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Andy Zarse said:
I specifically didn't say everybody, I said by and large. This implies an undefined majority but not exclusivity.
A bit like the phrase "some"......?

For example: "Some people are fecking idiots.."

Andy Zarse

10,868 posts

248 months

Tuesday 21st August 2007
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anonymous said:
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I was just trying to get you to think about the implications of your choice to have a tattoo. When I was your age all I wanted was a Honda 250N Superdream. I was obsessed with them. God know's why, they were utter crap, there were far better 250 bikes available for learners to kill themselves on. Anyway, I never got one and looking back I'm glad. With a tattoo, I always get the impression it'll be there forever, mocking you every time you take your shirt off. Like that one above with the belly button/woman's fanny, the joke's a one trick pony which would surely wear a rather thin over the length of a lifetime.

Matt172

12,415 posts

245 months

Tuesday 21st August 2007
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I've got one on each arm, took me about 2 months both times to decide what I was going to have done and don't regret either of them.
In your original post you mention about whether you will regret it or not. If you 're thinking like that now, I wouldn't bother and save your money. You need to be 100% sure before you do something like that, and I certainly wouldn't be having it done just because a mate is.

I've also heard that anywhere need the ribs etc hurts like buggery

Gorvid

22,236 posts

226 months

Tuesday 21st August 2007
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Middle of the chest hurts like a bitch.. frown