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Globulator

13,841 posts

233 months

Wednesday 28th November 2007
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Aerofoil said:
Simond001 said:
For years to come we can all explain our slight drunkedness, innappropriate comments and birdwatching with the simple words. "Honey, I may not be perfect, but at least I'm not an aerofoil!"

fair play btw, although i would have contacted the Credit Card and explained to the nice lady that I wastn aware naked ladies cost so much (2.5k on strippers, what did you do line them up on stage)
£750 a go, but there is no way on gods earth I would have agreed to that sober, I really was drunk, to the point of barely any memory. There is nothing I can do about this though.....I am normally so careful with money, I have not normally even got a credit card bill, I just messed up big time.
Wow - that's class!! thumbup

You could have got a nice hotel and an escort for much much less smile. Or at least a Fiat.

Do not tell the wife.
Do only take cash - an amount you can afford to lose - next time you go out on the town.
Move the balance onto a 0% interest card and pay it off over the months.
Defer the holiday - do not borrow more money.

If you want to cover it up - buy a bargain barge and tell the missus it cost a lot more than it did...

Deltaf01

1,512 posts

199 months

Wednesday 28th November 2007
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Better to come clean now than spend a lifetime of worrying if the fan is getting clogged with poo.
Be a man, be honest about it. If she gives a dam about you she'll respect you far more for coming clean than trying to hide it.

Of course, i could be wrong and she may kick your boocks in, either way if it was me id still be up front with her whatever the outcome.

shadowninja

76,655 posts

284 months

Wednesday 28th November 2007
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Globulator said:
If you want to cover it up - buy a bargain barge and tell the missus it cost a lot more than it did...
Now that is clever.

lunchbox

623 posts

199 months

Wednesday 28th November 2007
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Seeing as their seems to be no form of money transference system setup, would you be willing to accept donations to the VALUE of £1?

A tin of beans perhaps? Or a pot noodle?

These actually may prove to be more useful than the dosh when your wife finds out about this, as I doubt you will get a nice dinner for a while...

hehe

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

234 months

Wednesday 28th November 2007
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Have you got the statement now then Aero?
On the other thread you didnt know what youd bought.
Your saying 4 dances at £750???

Maxf

8,411 posts

243 months

Wednesday 28th November 2007
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mystomachehurts said:
My Mrs was quiite amenable to me blowing £350 paying for a meal and wine when I lost at several games of spoof.
lol - 3 in a row?

mystomachehurts

11,669 posts

252 months

Wednesday 28th November 2007
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Alternatively, do it all again in a different city, several times in fact, better still if you can make it to another country or two, then call up the CC company and claim you can't find your card and you last saw it three weeks ago.....


FM

5,816 posts

222 months

Wednesday 28th November 2007
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http://www.savekaryn.com/AboutSaveKaryn.htm


Edited by FM on Wednesday 28th November 22:46

mystomachehurts

11,669 posts

252 months

Wednesday 28th November 2007
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Maxf said:
mystomachehurts said:
My Mrs was quiite amenable to me blowing £350 paying for a meal and wine when I lost at several games of spoof.
lol - 3 in a row?
fraid so... taxi, meal, wine.....

Never again!

_Al_

5,580 posts

260 months

Wednesday 28th November 2007
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fieldl said:
Where was the club ? Won't it appear on the CC bill as ???? Bar & Grill or similar ?
Burger and chips: £2.50
Tomato sauce to cover: £1,497.50

ETA: Glass of cola at £1k. Forgot the scale of this thing. Man you really blew it.

Edited by _Al_ on Wednesday 28th November 22:20

sleep envy

62,260 posts

251 months

Wednesday 28th November 2007
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I ING LOVE THIS THREAD!!!


you mug

ClaphamGT3

11,354 posts

245 months

Wednesday 28th November 2007
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Aerofoil said:
Simond001 said:
For years to come we can all explain our slight drunkedness, innappropriate comments and birdwatching with the simple words. "Honey, I may not be perfect, but at least I'm not an aerofoil!"

fair play btw, although i would have contacted the Credit Card and explained to the nice lady that I wastn aware naked ladies cost so much (2.5k on strippers, what did you do line them up on stage)
£750 a go, but there is no way on gods earth I would have agreed to that sober, I really was drunk, to the point of barely any memory. There is nothing I can do about this though.....I am normally so careful with money, I have not normally even got a credit card bill, I just messed up big time.
£750 A Go yikes That is high-ish class hooker money!!

Mate - you were properly done

Btw, Do not UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES tell your wife. It won't make you feel any better and it sure as bloody hell won't make her feel better

biglepton

5,042 posts

203 months

Wednesday 28th November 2007
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Trade in one of your three cars for a car worth £2500 less. Problem solved.

s-w-p

375 posts

202 months

Wednesday 28th November 2007
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_Al_ said:
Burger and chips: £2.50
Tomato sauce to cover: £1,497.50
Asking a bunch of strangers to foot the bill: £Priceless

lazyitus

19,926 posts

268 months

Wednesday 28th November 2007
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rofl at the OP.

If I were you mate, I'd check your bank statement again and make sure you've not lost more money tonight - you clearly are still pissed.

Maxf

8,411 posts

243 months

Wednesday 28th November 2007
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£750 a go? Seriously - that isnt stripper money. You are either telling porkies, were ripped off or had 3 19 year old polish 'escorts' for a few hours.

Streethawk!

2,095 posts

209 months

Wednesday 28th November 2007
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The Streethawk appeal by BG didnt get a quid frown
I doubt this is going to raise anymore than an eyebrow.

Gemsbok1000

1,922 posts

206 months

Wednesday 28th November 2007
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What club was this (so I know to avoid it on Saturday) ?!?!?!

Limey 666

454 posts

212 months

Wednesday 28th November 2007
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Cant you say you lost your card and only noticed recently then because if you hardly ever use it you might convince her someone else did it.

Rollin

6,126 posts

247 months

Wednesday 28th November 2007
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I reckon he nobbed 'em
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