If you could assassinate 1 person with no recrimination.....

[Tom55]

Wacky Racer said:

trampagne said:

Tom55 said:

Barak Obama, got so much money riding on that with Paddy Power......

Quoting your mispelled example, I sincerely hope you get taken down, despite your lame joke.

Yeah! Poor form old boy.........

consider myself duly chastised

[Stigmundfreud]

Tom55 said:

Wacky Racer said:

trampagne said:

Tom55 said:

Barak Obama, got so much money riding on that with Paddy Power......

Quoting your mispelled example, I sincerely hope you get taken down, despite your lame joke.

Yeah! Poor form old boy.........

consider myself duly chastised

its on the cards though isnt it, I wonder if ladbrookes are even taking odds on it

[SMcP114]

Stigmundfreud said:

elster said:

My ex's ex husband. He used to hit her and the kids.

Now out of prison after next no time.

Quite happily kill him.

thats what she tells you, tbh when it comes to ex's it is always a case of how much a bd he was or how much a bh she was. Usually comes down to one or the other not keeping their kecks on

Harsh, but probably true!

[elster]

Stigmundfreud said:

Tom55 said:

Wacky Racer said:

trampagne said:

Tom55 said:

Barak Obama, got so much money riding on that with Paddy Power......

Quoting your mispelled example, I sincerely hope you get taken down, despite your lame joke.

Yeah! Poor form old boy.........

consider myself duly chastised

its on the cards though isn't it, I wonder if ladbrookes are even taking odds on it

Paddy Power were, not anymore though.

[Gunny Sergeant D]

TVR Moneypit said:

Inject Tony Blair with an advanced stage of bad aids, and hope that he gives it that ugly, annoying wench Cherie Blair.


Two for the price of one. Bonus

+1

I can dig this, especially if Culpability Brown gets really seriously pissed and shags the big mouthed wench. You'd have to be a raving bonkers to want to shag that - 12 pinter is ever I saw one.

[TheTharpArms]

After today, I'm voting for Alistair ing Darling!

If it hasn't got through to him yet, reducing VAT by 2.5% makes no difference to the pub trade because he's added an increase of 8% to alcohol duty, effective 1st December!

Despite tomorrow's Sun telling you that a round of drinks will be cheaper, the chances are it'll be more expensive from next week.

What a

[Tunku]

I vote for aiming at Gordon Brown whilst his head is behind that of badger boy. That way I could get two for one, a value Labour would agree with, considering they all shop at the kind of place that would do Two For One... (irony)

[tomTVR]

Any council estate mugger, i wouldnt lose a moments sleep.

[Ianeire]

Predictable, but Bush. George W. Bush.

[TonyHarrison]

Chris Martin, i dont care about your fair trade bullst now stop singing like a fairy and go and write some decent music that doesnt make people fall asleep.

[Bongo Friendee]

abu bakar bashir

[ZR1cliff]

The female commentator on Match of The Day, how the f**k can they let that silly bint loose on a mic is beyond me. Kill her, and kill her now

[K50 DEL]

schmalex said:

, who would it be?

My vote goes to Robert Mugabe

instantly sprang to mind when I read the title of the thread.

[The Hypno-Toad]

Fiona Phillips.

Ladies & gentleman, we have a winner, this thread is now closed, please move on, nothing to see here.

[Scottman]

Would be difficult to pick just one, but reckon it would have to be Gordon Brown.

My list would be well into double figures.

[Hoppy2008]

The actress who plays Hayley Cropper in Coronation Street, Julie someone-or-other.

[Puff Puff]

Alois Hitler.

[ihatesissycars]

Jade Goody, check.

Magnum 44, the most powerful handgun in the world and could take your hea. . . etc, check.

Happy days.

[Monki]

cheryl cole

"I fink Yerrrr gorrrrrjus"

Annoying bint

[OJ]

I would say George Bush, but it's too late

I would say Gordon Brown but then no doubt we'd end up with that scary bd Millibumbandit

I would say that annoying bd Harold off of the Halifax adverts but he's probably skint and lying in a gutter now the credit crunch has shat on his companies advertising budget

So I'm going to go with Westwood. Finish off the job that those slack jawed morons couldn't manage at point blank and add it to my list of things to help global warming. Not only is he a fking oxygen thief but he spouts so much st and hot air that he's got to be making a more significant contribution than my V8 Porsche!