The worlds worst ads
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Moving on from the most stupid product names - what adverts are the major piss boilers?
Personally i cant stand the air freshner one where the Chinese kid crimps one off then exclaims "Poo - that smells" Thanks a lot for that - newsflash consumers - poo smells.
The fabric conditioner that smells of black diamonds and lotus flowers - WTF does a black diamond smell like - coal presumably. Who the fk wants their clothes to smell of coal? Christ almighty!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh BODYFORM. As a teenager i got this fking jingle stuck in my head and went around singing it - this makes you look like a tt
Personally i cant stand the air freshner one where the Chinese kid crimps one off then exclaims "Poo - that smells" Thanks a lot for that - newsflash consumers - poo smells.
The fabric conditioner that smells of black diamonds and lotus flowers - WTF does a black diamond smell like - coal presumably. Who the fk wants their clothes to smell of coal? Christ almighty!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh BODYFORM. As a teenager i got this fking jingle stuck in my head and went around singing it - this makes you look like a tt
Edited by brum on Thursday 28th August 18:12
Anything flogging "no win no fee" claims rapidly evaporates my urine.
"Are you a lazy, feckless, brain-dead, sponging waste of flesh? Does your hard-scrounged dole money struggle to fund your human right to Stella and Sky TV? Do you think the world owes you a new 42" plasma telly? Then call Claims Direct and we'll think of a flimsy excuse to sue some poor bd on your behalf, bung you a few grand and rake in £££stloads for our inflated fees."
C***s, pure and simple. I sincerely hope that all their parasite lawyers get aids and die.
"Are you a lazy, feckless, brain-dead, sponging waste of flesh? Does your hard-scrounged dole money struggle to fund your human right to Stella and Sky TV? Do you think the world owes you a new 42" plasma telly? Then call Claims Direct and we'll think of a flimsy excuse to sue some poor bd on your behalf, bung you a few grand and rake in £££stloads for our inflated fees."
C***s, pure and simple. I sincerely hope that all their parasite lawyers get aids and die.
Sim89 said:
Liverpool Victoria car insurance...
Especially the one with the Volvo, which is on every single break and has been for the last 6 months. Do the marketing people not realise that seeing the same thing over and over is very annoying and will actually put people off your product? I also find the confused.com adverts rather creepy. And ste
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