Thursday Caption Comp.

[dinkel]

"Hey you, do you have this Lexus in turquoise?"

[killer2005]

No madam, this is not the new honda prius

Edited by killer2005 on Thursday 10th August 12:08

[Plotloss]

Hilton in no muff on display shock

[Nick P]

Ali-Kats arrival at Sweeney Todds didn't go un-noticed

[alexkp]

dinkel said:

- The moment Brenda opened the door her eyes alighted upon the open fly of the parking attendent. "Hmmm..." she wondered to herself, her insecurities rising to the fore, "I wonder if it's me or the car that he finds arousing..."

[staceyb]

Now where did I leave Daddy's Ferrari?

[chim_knee]

dinkel said:

As she took a dump in the drivers seat, Maude thought "that'll teach the cheating bastard"

[TonyHetherington]

Look of horror on Paris' face as she realised she didn't quite understand the true speed of the SLR, and ended up in Tokyo!

[Ecks Ridgehead]

"Memo to self," wrote Dr Seth Brundle, "Fit screen door to matter transport devices."

[Tuna]

Gosh, gee.. now I've stopped moving I can't remember - am I getting in, or getting out?

[Tuna]

Pheeewweee... pardon me.. wouldn't go in there for a couple of minutes, if you know want I mean.

[unrepentant]

Is that Angie Dickinson? Jeez she's worn well.

[staceyb]

Does it come in pink, that would be, like, so hot.

[remal]

no officer I don't have a licence.

don't you know who I am

[TVR man]

Err.... I think I broke the door.

[lazyitus]

dinkel said:

Right Hooker sits in Left Hooker

[Plotloss]

lazyitus said:

dinkel said:

Right Hooker sits in Left Hooker

[alexkp]

dinkel said:

- Does my bum look big in this?

- Car enthusiast Nora Braithwaite thought the best feature of her new McSLR to be the dasboard mounted cupholder.

- "Can you park this for me please? As like most women I can't..."

[-DeaDLocK-]

Crowd appreciate wax model of the late Paris Hilton

[lightningghost]

Paris Hilton continues with the marketing of her new song, 'Stars Are Blind', by getting out of an odd-looking car wearing terrible sunglasses.