Salad, what's it for?

[Balmoral Green]

parrot of doom said:

BG, you've never eaten rocket salad with grated cheese, strips of bacon, and olive oil?

Lardons, flash fried, then croutons added to soak up the olive oil and bacon fat, all poured out onto some leaves so that the hot oil wilts them, then crumbs of roquefort on top. Its devine, but it aint no salad!

[xm5er]

ZR1cliff said:

L100NYY said: oh God, I'm turning homosexual......... Try Dressing it makes it more enjoyable.

Oh so many wrong images spring to mind.

[nervous]

minimax said:

well, you don't win friends with it that's for sure

only you, me and homer got that. Conga anyone? sorry, i just got caught up in the rhythm

[KingRichard]

parrot of doom said:

BG, you've never eaten rocket salad with grated cheese, strips of bacon, and olive oil?

Or mixed salad with haloumi cheese, feta in garlic olive oil, cherry tomatoes and southern fried chicken?



I'm getting hungry now...

[ZR1cliff]

Small chunks of pineapple mixed in the salad will pick up the taste.

[GezzSideways]

Balmoral Green said:

Any ideas? it's always mystified me, what is it for exactly?

To stop the girlfriend burning every meal of course!

[polarbert]

planetdave said:

Balmoral Green said: Any ideas? it's always mystified me, what is it for exactly? >> Edited by Balmoral Green on Friday 15th July 17:58 you had to edit that?

lol

[groucho]

Makes the rest of the food look good. Not too bad tasting neither, with a bit of mustard salad dressing.

[mcflurry]

Balmoral Green said:

What's salad for?

Putting in a cheeseburger

[Joecooool]

I remember the first time I ordered a salad in the UK. It was in a pub just outside Warwick castle. She brought me a plate full of lettuce the type I'd never seen before.

With nothing on it.

When I asked for dressing, she looked at me funny and then brought out some mayo.

So yea, if I lived in the UK, I'd say salads sucked to.

[Pigeon]

Balmoral Green said:

Lardons

Aren't they what you need for seeing to a fat lass?

[Cyberhuss]

I watched Martha Stewart Living this morning.

She taught me how to toss a salad.

[rooster]

Balmoral Green said:

Any ideas? it's always mystified me, what is it for exactly? >> Edited by Balmoral Green on Friday 15th July 17:58

its for vegetarians

[mxdi]

Right now I am into Tomato & Mozzarella salad, must have olives and olive oil or pesto on it too.

[angusfaldo]

I reckon South Africans have the right attitude towards salad.

After living there I realised that what they call salad we would call garnish

[baztard]

Balmoral Green said:

Any ideas? it's always mystified me, what is it for exactly?

It was invented for me to dodge!

[Incorrigible]

Balmoral Green said:

Lardons, flash fried, then croutons added to soak up the olive oil and bacon fat, all poured out onto some leaves so that the hot oil wilts them, then crumbs of roquefort on top. Its devine, but it aint no salad!

Just like the salad I had for tea last night wasn't really a salad

Dressed, as it was, with a raere steak, a plate full of chips, onion rings and a fried egg

[lunarscope]

I usually ask for "No foliage".
That way you sometimes get a bigger portion of the 'real' food in order to fill the plate.