Jordan lingerie launch - caption competition

[Fetchez la vache]

Petite bronzed size 0 model Alice on the right, found out the hard way what happens when you dump your photographer boyfriend who is also a dab hand in PhotoShop.

[Fume Troll]

Witnesses to Captain Ahab's murder quickly picked out the guilty party from the lineup.

Cheers,

FT.

[dougc]

Things had really gone downhill for Lisa Riley since losing her presenting job on You've Been Framed.