Chav quiz night

[voyds9]

Wife just told me this joke.



Q. What's the first question on a chav quiz night?

A. What you looking at.






Bugger posted in wrong forum, can someone move it please

>>> Edited by voyds9 on Wednesday 12th January 21:37

[The Wiz]

What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

If you see a chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.

What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

[chim_knee]

Q, What's an Essex Chav's favourite wine?
A, I wanna go to Laaaakesiiiide.

[lanciachris]

What do you call a chav in a box?
Innit

What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted innit