Are you stimulating?
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2 Smokin Barrels

Original Poster:

31,988 posts

264 months

Monday 14th March 2005
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I was prompted by this thread:

www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=141&t=162322

Which refers to PH points. In it somebody referred to quality not quantity. That got me thinking, presumably the quality of a thread is measurable by the number of posts.

Take this simple test. Click what's new, my stuff.

Add up the posts in the first ten "Topics I've Started"

Score as follows:

0-200 I am Steve Davis describing a red snooker ball

200-500 I am the Sahara, kind of interesting in a sandy sort of way

500-1000 I have stimulated

>1000 I reply to a lot of my own threads!



v8thunder

27,647 posts

287 months

Monday 14th March 2005
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233

Sahara me up!

dilbert

7,741 posts

260 months

Monday 14th March 2005
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I already know I'm not that stimulating.

What I want to know though is how one counts thread hijacks?

vixpy1

42,699 posts

293 months

Monday 14th March 2005
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300, dry as ..

BliarOut

72,863 posts

268 months

Monday 14th March 2005
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186.... But all my best ones get locked

groucho

12,134 posts

275 months

Monday 14th March 2005
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Bit of a Steve Davies here, 148. One point more than a maximum break as well.


2 Smokin Barrels

Original Poster:

31,988 posts

264 months

Monday 14th March 2005
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dilbert said:
I already know I'm not that stimulating.

What I want to know though is how one counts thread hijacks?


As a bonus ball! (Somebody was enticed into your thread to start off with!!)

2 Smokin Barrels

Original Poster:

31,988 posts

264 months

Monday 14th March 2005
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Currymonster (Sean Connery thread) can score himself highly!

alexkp

16,484 posts

273 months

Monday 14th March 2005
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I find myself very stimulating.



Does that sound right?

vixpy1

42,699 posts

293 months

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anonymous said:
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Just a shame the wife does'nt eh Alex?!

Lois

14,706 posts

281 months

Monday 14th March 2005
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highest out the ones so far - 386!

2 Smokin Barrels

Original Poster:

31,988 posts

264 months

Monday 14th March 2005
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anonymous said:
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System works then!

minimax

11,985 posts

285 months

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a riveting 152! steve davis eat thy heart out!

toppstuff

13,698 posts

276 months

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456

Mannginger

10,255 posts

286 months

Monday 14th March 2005
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Steve Davising at the moment, but currently being let down by two technical feedback posts (Ted's very quick off the mark) and 1 spotted - only the spottee needed reply!

Normally I'd say I was about Sahara level - ok but probably not going to be missed that much when I go on me hols.

Which is probably healthy!

Phil

Edited for missing apostophe!

>> Edited by Mannginger on Monday 14th March 20:16

900T-R

20,406 posts

286 months

Monday 14th March 2005
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You can see what this is getting at, right?

The (hypothetical) PH'er whose ten latest threads started were queries of a technical nature, is according to this yardstick about as stimulating as Valium.

The (again hypothetical) PH'er whose last ten threads started are ten times 'Hello, I'm a girl' in ten different fora or clad in ten different thin veils, however...

alexkp

16,484 posts

273 months

Monday 14th March 2005
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vixpy1 said:

anonymous said:
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Just a shame the wife does'nt eh Alex?!



Cheeky swine.

Was that you I saw climbing out the bedroom window when I got home the other night?

vixpy1

42,699 posts

293 months

Monday 14th March 2005
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anonymous said:
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Not me Guv, I was shging someone elses wife that night..

2 Smokin Barrels

Original Poster:

31,988 posts

264 months

Monday 14th March 2005
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vixpy1 said:


Not me Guv, I was shging someone elses wife that night..



Charity starts at home

v15ben

16,215 posts

270 months

Monday 14th March 2005
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I'm up to 152, so still a bit of a Romford Slim, but I've only had 4 locked!