Friday Captions

[Twincam16]

[bga]

Blair not comfortable being on the recieving end of one of 2 jabs flying fists

[alexkp]

Twincam16 said:

"What do you mean, Chaplin's playing The Great Dictator?"

[mybrainhurts]

Reight, Tony, I've done it...

And I'm smilin'.....

Now, WHERE'S ME FOOKIN' PIES......?

[Vesuvius996]

Two cvnts in hats.


What's my prize?

[mybrainhurts]

Kiss me, Hardy....

Bugger off, yer posh tt.....

[lotuslad]

Ohhh, another fine mess you've got me into!

[Size Nine Elm]

Twincam16 said:

Thats another fine mess you've got me into...

[tonyhetherington]

Get your hand out of my.....

[mechsympathy]

New Labour: Old Labour's puppet.

[towman]

Laurel & Hardy`s last three films......

The Dancing Masters - November 19, 1943
The Big Noise - September 1944
Nothing But Trouble - March 1945


Just about sums up that pair of bozos

[jessica]

"Right Tony"

All we have to do now is Change our names,and join the conservatives,and we will be in for another term........

>> Edited by jessica on Friday 22 April 15:15

>> Edited by jessica on Friday 22 April 15:17

[trinitycall]

Twincam16 said:

Conclusive proof that Cambridge Footlights provides good grounding for British comedy.

[c c]

Twincam16 said:

>If I had any sense I'd walk out on you."

>> "Well it's a good thing you haven't any sense."

>"It certainly is."

[mybrainhurts]

That's it, Tone.....move yer gob when I squeeze yer nuts......

Gottle o' geer.....gottle o' geer.......

[petros]

"Right, I'm going to invest LOADS of money in Datsun"."Datsun, You mean Nissan don't you?" "No. You thick fecker, I mean dats another fine mess you've got me into!!!!"

[towman]

petros said:

"Right, I'm going to invest LOADS of money in Datsun"

Don`t invest in Datsun. I understand their gearbox plant has just exploded.



Apparently it`s raining Datsun cogs.

Sorry, I`ll leave now.

[alexkp]

towman said:

petros said: "Right, I'm going to invest LOADS of money in Datsun" Don`t invest in Datsun. I understand their gearbox plant has just exploded. Apparently it`s raining Datsun cogs. Sorry, I`ll leave now.

You need sinbinning for that. For at least a month.

[towman]

Hang on - if I`m going in, your coming with me! I`ve seen some of your jokes - even Tarby would blush.