Caption Competition

[raf dug]

Not feeling very well today(still got spanish tummy and I've been back 10 days) so I thought I would cheer myself up with a caption competition:D.
It's a mechanical bull trying to toss me off in a bar in spain:D.
[pic]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/Dawny1964/pistonhead/Benidorm2005069.jpg[/pic]
I'll start you off:

"when I ordered steak and chips I didn't think I would have to kill it myself:D.

[SotonS2]

The picture is very dark.

Rafdug said:

It's a mechanical bull trying to toss me off in a bar in spain

Just as well I can't make it out then....

[mechsympathy]

SotonS2 said:

Rafdug said: It's a mechanical bull trying to toss me off in a bar in spain Just as well I can't make it out then....

And I thought it was only the greeks that were complaining about british tourists having sex in public

[silversun]

It took a long time to cook R2D2 with the cigarette lighter but Raf Dug eventually managed it.

[Liszt]

"It all went sour when Manuel asked RAF Dug if he wanted to be tossed off."

[mybrainhurts]

I think I've gone blind....

[MARQUE]

raf dug the keys to the lambo are not really in that cow oops

[chim_knee]

"Take it all b, an' maybe's we'll talk about that new kitchen..."

[scared but happy]

Whats going on? Its about as helpful as this www.purple.com

[bga]

That't the last time the bull took the p1ss out of a man in a vest...

[cotty]

maybe just my monitor but that looks like a blond fat bird with sunburnt arms a black top kneeling in front of you. With that expression on your face I wont ask what she is doing

[dick dastardly]

Bruce Willis had all the cool toys in his trailer

[MARQUE]

HA HA HA HA HA now that had me fallin off my chair cotty

>> Edited by MARQUE on Friday 2nd September 14:01

[thunderstruck]

Any better?

[raf dug]

scared but happy said:

Whats going on? Its about as helpful as this www.purple.com

It looks like some people can see it and some people can't, it's not too dark on my screen just a bit blurry because of the speed of the bull.

[raf dug]

thunderstruck said:

Any better?

Much better how did you do that?

[grandchris]

Down Lois! Down Lois!

Your turn Mungo!

[wolves_wanderer]

Yipee Kay-eh mr

[thunderstruck]

raf dug said:

[quote=thunderstruck]Any better? Much better how did you do that?

Just p1ssed around with the brightness/contrast

[anonymous-user]

who was minding the Saab though?