padstow,cornwall

[nickster]

anyone in or around padstow,I urgently need your assistance.

best regards

nickster

[shadytree]

nickster said:

anyone in or around padstow,I urgently need your assistance. best regards nickster

stayed there this year Nick, what's up ?

[Balmoral Green]

Perhaps he's skint and needs someone to buy him a pint of Tinners in the London.

[shadytree]

or are you after a table at Rick Stiens ?

[nickster]

shadytree said:

nickster said: anyone in or around padstow,I urgently need your assistance. best regards nickster stayed there this year Nick, what's up ?

I am lending my porsche to a bloke at work to drive to Rick Steins on his honey moon.
I thought I was doing him a good turn,as he tried to hire a porsche but they wouldnt do it as the mileage is too much.

Sadly the bloke has communicated to colleagues that he cant believe someone could be so kind hearted without having some sort of seperate agenda.

Unbelievable.

The little prats mind has been racing off into the unknown,saying that he wouldnt be suprised if the car was full of drugs and he was the unwitting courier.

again,I'm speechless.

So what I want to do is..........

post someone the spare key.Get them to drop a sellophane packaged kilo of caster sugar onto the drivers seat with a note saying,'cheers nick,business as usual'.

And wait for the little dick to crap himself.

I swear,he'll turn himself in at the local police station.

And I'll be pi$$ing myself.

[Balmoral Green]

I reckon Rick Stein would be up for this himself, why not give him a call?

[chim_knee]

nickster said:

shadytree said: nickster said: anyone in or around padstow,I urgently need your assistance. best regards nickster stayed there this year Nick, what's up ? I am lending my porsche to a bloke at work to drive to Rick Steins on his honey moon. I thought I was doing him a good turn,as he tried to hire a porsche but they wouldnt do it as the mileage is too much. Sadly the bloke has communicated to colleagues that he cant believe someone could be so kind hearted without having some sort of seperate agenda. Unbelievable. The little prats mind has been racing off into the unknown,saying that he wouldnt be suprised if the car was full of drugs and he was the unwitting courier. again,I'm speechless. So what I want to do is.......... post someone the spare key.Get them to drop a sellophane packaged kilo of caster sugar onto the drivers seat with a note saying,'cheers nick,business as usual'. And wait for the little dick to crap himself. I swear,he'll turn himself in at the local police station. And I'll be pi$$ing myself.

I hope I'm the first to congratulate you on such a ruse!

Excellent!

[shadytree]

Almost worth driving down there for you, quality.

Nearest Bloke I know is Daz, but that's Bristol. Ask him if he know's anyone nearer.

>> Edited by shadytree on Thursday 22 September 22:21

[Balmoral Green]

Rob F is very near to Padstow, try him.

[nickster]

Balmoral Green said:

Rob F is very near to Padstow, try him.

thanks,will do.

[chim_knee]

Balmoral Green said:

Rob F is very near to Padstow, try him.

and a bloke with a great sense of humour so probably a good choice!

I haven't met him but it's based on his posts here...

[D_Mike]

but still, a bit harsh for his honeymoon?

perhaps just 50g?

[nickster]

D_Mike said:

but still, a bit harsh for his honeymoon? perhaps just 50g?

Its the honeymoon,so I take your point.

But he analyses everything way too much and I'm suprised anyone could be so cynical.So hopefully it'll change his life for the better.

[Chim Girl]

Love Machine is in that neck of the woods, give him a try.

[MrV]

nickster said:

shadytree said: nickster said: anyone in or around padstow,I urgently need your assistance. best regards nickster stayed there this year Nick, what's up ? So what I want to do is.......... post someone the spare key.Get them to drop a sellophane packaged kilo of caster sugar onto the drivers seat with a note saying,'cheers nick,business as usual'.

Icing sugar looks far more realistic

If you do find someone to pull the stunt can you get them to video it

[Balmoral Green]

Even better, how about a pull from someone in bib uniform.

[shadytree]

Balmoral Green said:

Even better, how about a pull from someone in bib uniform.

with the package hidden in the boot ?

[nickster]

Balmoral Green said:

Even better, how about a pull from someone in bib uniform.

Its a good call.

But the dude really is highly strung.I dont want him to have a heart attack

[nickster]

Chim Girl said:

Love Machine is in that neck of the woods, give him a try.

thanks,mailed him.

[Balmoral Green]

nickster said:

But the dude really is highly strung, I dont want him to have a heart attack.

Let's hope that Kate Moss isnt dining there then.