I feel happy…so happy

[Gaffer]

Last night I got the phone call I have been waiting for. I have finally got rid of my housemate from hell.

I thought he would be brilliant as he is from Australia and he can tell me all about it for when I move out there next year.

How wrong I was.

Me: “So what is Sydney like..?”
Him: “No idea never been”

Me: “Oh what about Brisbane or Melbourne..?”
Him: “No idea never been”

This is a guy who has a PhD in Magnesium.. god knows which Uni he went to then.

He has destroyed my pans and sofa. Has refused to pay bills and worse of all….

DRUNK MY ALCOHOL..!!!!

He promised he would replace it, he hasn’t so I bought some more and guess what..? yep he drunk that as well.

If he thinks he is getting his deposit back, he is in for a big surprise.

Now I just need a new housemate, this time female. According to the people at work a girl would be good as she can teach me how to be a bit more LadyLike.

Fat chance of that happening this century. Gimme toys and gadgets and Tamiya’s any day over clothes shopping and painting toenails.

So, does anyone know of someone needing a room in Manchester..? one that will pay the bills and is a laugh..?

Claire – breathes a sigh of relief for the first time in 3 months.

[C C]

"He promised he would replace it, he hasn’t so I bought some more and guess what..? yep he drunk that as well."




Aussie was he?

[kerfuffle]

Ay Sheila ya flamin' galaa, I'll bed down with you and have a bit of bush tucker.

Tie me housemate down sport, tie me housemate down

[B17NNS]

Gaffer said:

Gimme toys

[Trooper2]

B17NNS...... Don't be givin' away Vixpy's fork now..

[Gaffer]

Oh yea, I forgot about Charlie's fork.

I am surprised he hasnt said anything about it yet..

Vixpy

Claire

[B17NNS]

Gaffer said:

Charlie's fork

>> Edited by B17NNS on Wednesday 26th October 10:38

[kerfuffle]

You must have seen the picture of him scoffing a salad using his rampant rabbit - it's been posted a squillion times

[B17NNS]

I have, didnt realise it was him though

[silversun]

B17NNS said:

I have, didnt realise it was him though

What, you thought he'd be better looking?

[r988]

Dont worry they have just made it more difficult for us to come over.

www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,17040026-401,00.html

[vixpy1]

Gaffer said:

Oh yea, I forgot about Charlie's fork. I am surprised he hasnt said anything about it yet.. Vixpy Claire

You called Ma Lady?

[Gaffer]

Hullo mate

I am dissapointed that I havent had a comment from you in your usual style.

*sulks*

Claire

[vixpy1]

Gaffer said:

Hullo mate I am dissapointed that I havent had a comment from you in your usual style. *sulks* Claire

I'd give you one.. but my book of sexual innuendo is finished.. and I'm waiting for part 2.

[Gaffer]

Now thats more like it....



Claire