Homeless people
Discussion
Let's not beat about the bush, lazy.
They can't be arsed to work, so they spend all day getting pissed before returning home last thing at night so people think they REALLY haven't got a house.
There's a guy down our way with a beard like a badger, trousers tied up with string, and always got a can of HSL in his hand. People give him hand outs left right and centre, but it's a complete con. The beard's fake. Saw him the other day in Lincoln in a
ing 348TS. Take's the piss. Don't buy Big Issue, you're getting sucked in.
Rant over.
They can't be arsed to work, so they spend all day getting pissed before returning home last thing at night so people think they REALLY haven't got a house.
There's a guy down our way with a beard like a badger, trousers tied up with string, and always got a can of HSL in his hand. People give him hand outs left right and centre, but it's a complete con. The beard's fake. Saw him the other day in Lincoln in a
ing 348TS. Take's the piss. Don't buy Big Issue, you're getting sucked in. Rant over.
DucatiGary said:
seen him a few times, somone told me he was an ex footy player or somthing.
his fezza aint that hot though to be fair, funny how hes known to be a piss artist and is still driving around on odd nights.
his fezza aint that hot though to be fair, funny how hes known to be a piss artist and is still driving around on odd nights.
The coppers let him get away with it because they don't know what to do with someone who hasn't got an address!!! The irony is he's got a 5 bed place in Harmston.
softinthehead said:
simonharrod911 said:
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There's a guy down our way with a beard like a badger, trousers tied up with string, and always got a can of HSL in his hand.
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There's a guy down our way with a beard like a badger, trousers tied up with string, and always got a can of HSL in his hand.
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no no dont tell me.. that's...um...i know, the third verse of "there's a guy works down the chip shop thinks he's Elvis"?
At least he worked for a living.
careful Simon
by the looks of the porsche forum your posting is starting to take over ownership of Germany again.
Lucky you dont post at the weekends seeing as you will probably be thrown in the cooler again
i was particularly impresseed by your last attempt at escape when you decided it would be a good idea to tunnel through loose earth with Schooie Mcfee from Crossroads
by the looks of the porsche forum your posting is starting to take over ownership of Germany again.
Lucky you dont post at the weekends seeing as you will probably be thrown in the cooler again
i was particularly impresseed by your last attempt at escape when you decided it would be a good idea to tunnel through loose earth with Schooie Mcfee from Crossroads
Wetwipe said:
careful Simon
by the looks of the porsche forum your posting is starting to take over ownership of Germany again.
Lucky you dont post at the weekends seeing as you will probably be thrown in the cooler again
i was particularly impresseed by your last attempt at escape when you decided it would be a good idea to tunnel through loose earth with Schooie Mcfee from Crossroads
by the looks of the porsche forum your posting is starting to take over ownership of Germany again.
Lucky you dont post at the weekends seeing as you will probably be thrown in the cooler again
i was particularly impresseed by your last attempt at escape when you decided it would be a good idea to tunnel through loose earth with Schooie Mcfee from Crossroads
I'm trying, but it's going down like a lead balloon.
Schooie was useless, but in the bin any company is good company.
kill the b******s.....
my girlfriend use to work in the centre of york in a shop....every morning on the way to work Mcdonalds was full of wasters having breakfast....she and i carnt and wouldnt want to eat / afford to have breakfast every morning in Mc's....there a bunch of dirty / stinking / drug takers / scrounging pieces of c**p...
p.s. i dont like them much.
my girlfriend use to work in the centre of york in a shop....every morning on the way to work Mcdonalds was full of wasters having breakfast....she and i carnt and wouldnt want to eat / afford to have breakfast every morning in Mc's....there a bunch of dirty / stinking / drug takers / scrounging pieces of c**p...
p.s. i dont like them much.
sambaman said:
kill the b******s.....
my girlfriend use to work in the centre of york in a shop....every morning on the way to work Mcdonalds was full of wasters having breakfast....she and i carnt and wouldnt want to eat / afford to have breakfast every morning in Mc's....there a bunch of dirty / stinking / drug takers / scrounging pieces of c**p...
p.s. i dont like them much.
my girlfriend use to work in the centre of york in a shop....every morning on the way to work Mcdonalds was full of wasters having breakfast....she and i carnt and wouldnt want to eat / afford to have breakfast every morning in Mc's....there a bunch of dirty / stinking / drug takers / scrounging pieces of c**p...
p.s. i dont like them much.
I'm not sure I was expecting incitement to commit murder, but you go guy. It's not like they'd be missed.
ballast said:
At least they can be arsed to get off there arse to extract money off people on the street.
What about the 1 million or so unemployed who get the government to do the collecting and then get them to deposit it straight into their bank account.
That's lazy.
What about the 1 million or so unemployed who get the government to do the collecting and then get them to deposit it straight into their bank account.
That's lazy.
Don't get me started on them. They're number two.
1. People of pretend they haven't got a house.
2. What you said.
3. Scum who play the national lottery.
I'm emigrating.
my town has been invaded by those worse than the smelly, mongral ladened layabouts...
yep, thats right, the 'Fair' is in town...
complete with the dodgy gypo's that run it - guaranteed to drive up the crime rate by about 300% in the 5 days they are here (or at least have done the last 2 years, perhaps they will outdo themselves this year?) and leave a nice, quiet market town (and more importantly, the nice parkland next to it) all ruined...
But thats okay, we have 12 months to clean up, repair and regrow everything before they arrive again...
yep, thats right, the 'Fair' is in town...
complete with the dodgy gypo's that run it - guaranteed to drive up the crime rate by about 300% in the 5 days they are here (or at least have done the last 2 years, perhaps they will outdo themselves this year?) and leave a nice, quiet market town (and more importantly, the nice parkland next to it) all ruined...
But thats okay, we have 12 months to clean up, repair and regrow everything before they arrive again...
Plotloss said:
I went to give some money to a homeless chap the other day.
Then I stopped and thought, all hes going to do is spend it on booze and drugs.
Then I though, hey, thats all I was going to do with it so who am I to judge...
Then I stopped and thought, all hes going to do is spend it on booze and drugs.
Then I though, hey, thats all I was going to do with it so who am I to judge...
"Underwear goes on the inside" by lazyB
At least credit the song you steal the lyrics from!
Edited by fidgits on Friday 24th November 14:10
sambaman said:
kill the b******s.....
my girlfriend use to work in the centre of york in a shop....every morning on the way to work Mcdonalds was full of wasters having breakfast....she and i carnt and wouldnt want to eat / afford to have breakfast every morning in Mc's....there a bunch of dirty / stinking / drug takers / scrounging pieces of c**p...
p.s. i dont like them much.
my girlfriend use to work in the centre of york in a shop....every morning on the way to work Mcdonalds was full of wasters having breakfast....she and i carnt and wouldnt want to eat / afford to have breakfast every morning in Mc's....there a bunch of dirty / stinking / drug takers / scrounging pieces of c**p...
p.s. i dont like them much.
This is about homeless people not McDonalds staff trying to earn a wage.
I get fed up with those who have animals and beg.
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