Online Dating continued.

[Mr E]

Apologies, but I appear to have lost the original thread (ok, I've been drinking).

So.

Recently single (again, perhaps this should tell me something). Spend an awful lot of my time away from home, so no real chance to meet people.

D'you reckon I should sign up to an online thing for a laugh.

I was thinking of using this photo;



I throw it open to the floor.

>>> Edited by Mr E on Saturday 23 April 06:21

[Mr E]

PMSL.

Perhaps we should sign up a PH chimera as well. Ears of Podie, nose of Twincam.......

[Mr E]

Debbie_Jane said:

Ears look fine but why are you doing a Marilyn Monroe pout?!?

I suspect because I was drunk, to be honest.

[Mr E]

nightmare said:

sweet and funny, but potentially with the sense of humour of a ten year old"

Damn. You know me?

[Mr E]

Me? Childish?

Nooooo.

Now excuse me while I go play with my lego bricks.

[Mr E]

mxdi said:

I will now look at your posts on Japchat in a different lighht

You actually read them?

[Mr E]

focused said:

Your profile could read.... Happy party animal looking for like minded mate. Unfortunetly I have this ugly bloke's head stuck up my ar$e. Bugs

You utter bastard.

(Genius, I love it).

I was going for;
Bunny boy seeks love. Actually, I don't appear to live in the country right now, so really don't date me. I wouldn't date me and I am me.

[Mr E]

>> Edited by Mr E on Sunday 24th April 21:56

[Mr E]

funkihamsta said:

You look slightly jaundiced, is that a bit drunk as in: impending liver failure?

If I recally correctly, that pic was taken on a very crappy camera and it was a couple of days after I spend a day in the sun at Thruxton watching the BTCC cars hammer round.

I'm usually a more normal colour than that.

[Mr E]

lanciachris said:

Dont even think about doing online dating. If you cant pull in this area with a nice car like the four and the money to support it, then ive got all chance i dont want to have to resort to online dating too

It's not that mate. I'm out of the country 50% of the time. I don't have time to actually meet people.....

...besides, the last girl I picked up in the car described it as, and I quote;
"An utterly ridiculous car"

(Thanks Lorraine)

[Mr E]

And actually, thinking about it, if a woman decides to date me on the basis of what I drive, they're usually not worth dating in the first place.

[Mr E]

I only started the thread for a laugh. That picture usually gets a few.



Considering doing it for a bit of fun, no more. I don't know what country I'll be in next week most of the time, so meeting people is not the problem. Meeting them more than once is.....

[Mr E]

elaen said:

So Mr E - you have been dumped, so you turn to an on-line chat room about CARS to discuss ON-LINE dating and you put on a picture of yourself looking like a TOSSER. The word 'LOOSER' comes to mind!!

Touch harsh perhaps.

This is the pie and piston old boy. I had the same conversation down the pub with a couple of mates, and they pretty much wet themselves laughing at the picture.

Loser? Perhaps. An amusing one though.

[Mr E]

love machine said:

I had a look at veggieromance.com

Tell me that doesn't really exist....

[Mr E]

At the moment, I haven't got a damn clue what I want.

[Mr E]

muley said:

What about 'underneath this hat, I'm totally bald' Anyhoo, go for it.

Damn. Somebody else seems to know me as well......

[Mr E]

funkihamsta said:

I draw the gentleman's attention to a significant correlation of posts and leave him to make his own conclusions.....run man, run for the hills! You're being stalked!!

I did actually notice that. I'm kind of hoping it's a statistical fluke.

[Mr E]

speedy_thrills said:

vixpy1 said: never understood that, always found a girl with a nice car a turn on. .. To be honest women who ride motorcycles! I think I like the “bad girl” image

I think it could be the leather......

But we're straying dangerously off topic....

[Mr E]

nightmare said:

Mr E said: I did actually notice that. I'm kind of hoping it's a statistical fluke. hahahah - no chance - T-test says its about as likely to be chance as genuinely meeting Julia Roberst on an online dating site...dude....she's after you!

I now have the fear.

[Mr E]

AllTorque said:

Mr E - what I don't get is if you don't have time to go out and meet someone the usual way, why do you think it will be any better with online dating? You still have to go out and meet them for real like! It can be quite time consuming to be honest, especially when you're 'multitasking'....

Because at least then I'm meeting people I know are looking (or at least say they're looking) as well. Otherwise you spend ages chatting to a really nice young lady who is then picked up by her husband*.

*at least that's what they tell me