Swinging - good for a relationship? Advice needed.
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A friend of Mrs Bag asked her for confidential advice on this. She chose to confide in Mrs Bag as she knew Mrs B is the very soul of discretion. Mrs Bag confided in me in order to get a male perspective, and now I am confiding in you.
Mrs Bag's friend (call her Mel) is a fitness instructor at a gym. She has left her husband and kids to pursue an affair with another fitness instructor (let's call him Ken).
Mel was hoping Ken would set us house with her, etc, etc.
Ken hasn't done so.
What Ken is suggesting is that they go to a swinging club, where Ken's aim is to see Mel entertain two blokes at the same time, while he provides the icing on the cake, as it were.
Mel is in two minds over whether she should go along with this or not, and if so, will it be good for the relationship and lead to happy families.
What do you think? If there is a PH consensus I will pass this on to Mrs Bag as my carefully thought-out advice, which will in turn inform her advice to Mel.
Mrs Bag's friend (call her Mel) is a fitness instructor at a gym. She has left her husband and kids to pursue an affair with another fitness instructor (let's call him Ken).
Mel was hoping Ken would set us house with her, etc, etc.
Ken hasn't done so.
What Ken is suggesting is that they go to a swinging club, where Ken's aim is to see Mel entertain two blokes at the same time, while he provides the icing on the cake, as it were.
Mel is in two minds over whether she should go along with this or not, and if so, will it be good for the relationship and lead to happy families.
What do you think? If there is a PH consensus I will pass this on to Mrs Bag as my carefully thought-out advice, which will in turn inform her advice to Mel.
Newsflash....
Mel and Ken have apparently visited the planned venue. A bar with various rooms leading off. The deed was not done, they were merely windowshopping.
Mel is reported to be a bit reluctant to go through with it, but she loves Ken (yeah, crap name, sorry) so much she will do anything to please him.
Mel and Ken have apparently visited the planned venue. A bar with various rooms leading off. The deed was not done, they were merely windowshopping.
Mel is reported to be a bit reluctant to go through with it, but she loves Ken (yeah, crap name, sorry) so much she will do anything to please him.
nicecupoftea said:
mahatma bag said:
Newsflash....
Mel and Ken have apparently visited the planned venue. A bar with various rooms leading off. The deed was not done, they were merely windowshopping.
Mel is reported to be a bit reluctant to go through with it, but she loves Ken (yeah, crap name, sorry) so much she will do anything to please him.
Mel and Ken have apparently visited the planned venue. A bar with various rooms leading off. The deed was not done, they were merely windowshopping.
Mel is reported to be a bit reluctant to go through with it, but she loves Ken (yeah, crap name, sorry) so much she will do anything to please him.
Serious mode: Tell her to run. Run as fast as she can and keep running. Sorry but any bloke who is up for this sort of shit is not looking for a serious monogamous relationship. If she wants to keep a shred of dignity or self respect tell him to shag the two blokes himself and go off and sort her head out...
Yep, that wouldbe my take on it.
gretchen said:
mahatma bag said:
Newsflash....
Mel and Ken have apparently visited the planned venue. A bar with various rooms leading off. The deed was not done, they were merely windowshopping.
Mel is reported to be a bit reluctant to go through with it, but she loves Ken (yeah, crap name, sorry) so much she will do anything to please him.
Mel and Ken have apparently visited the planned venue. A bar with various rooms leading off. The deed was not done, they were merely windowshopping.
Mel is reported to be a bit reluctant to go through with it, but she loves Ken (yeah, crap name, sorry) so much she will do anything to please him.
What does Mel actually think to his idea? She must be 'interested' to have visited propective venue. I'd imagine Ken has already himself partaken in such events (is she aware of this, or is he saying it's his first time too?) If he has already been involved in this scene, then she will become part of it, if she doesn't, he'll do it anyway.
Is it too late to sort her marriage out?
I haven't had the full report on the visit yet, am working on it.
I think Ken is a regular, or at least has been before, as he knows the signals. Apparently a squeeze on the arm means game on!
anonymous said:
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Mahatma, we want full updates. With video. A thirty second clip should be enough for me if I get on with it.
Will see what I can do! Can't promise the video, I would have to ask 'Ken' to hold it and it's bound to be jerked all over the place. The camera might be jerked too.
Yertis said:
Gazboy said:
I bet the monents 'before' were interesting- normaly when you invite 15 people to your house they don't arrive within the same ten seconds- so what happened- did they all just congregate into the living room to watch Jonny Wilkinsons Greatest Kicks until all 15 were there, then Ms Elvin walzed into the living room and jumped onto the coffe table legs akimbo and proclaim "gentlemen, you may proceed" while you were out in the kitchen making the coffee?
Yes it's these details I find the most interesting.
You haven't seen 'Sex Lives of the Potato Men' then?
chrisgr31 said:
jacko lah said:
Mahatma Bag said:
She has left her husband and kids to pursue an affair with another fitness instructor who is suggesting is that they go to a swinging club, where Ken's aim is to see Mel entertain two blokes at the same time, while he provides the icing on the cake, as it were.
Here's one male oppinion.
I have a great deal of respect for anyone (male or female) that knows how to say NO.
My wife refused to have Sex with me until we were married. My respect for her is fairly high and after 17 years of marriage I can say Ken sounds like a TWAT
Mel should a) RUN a MILE, b) stop being such a stupid doormat c) Get some self respect !!!
A return to the original post! Last I heard Mel and Ken had gone on an exploratory mission and there was a suspicion the deed may have taken place, but updates have been sadly lacking. Alternatively there may have been 15 updates but I have missed them all.
OK you lot, updates have been lacking as they just couldn't compete with the game of rugby (that's obviously union, not league) and caber tossing going on. Last news is that Mel was meant to spill all (beans, not enemy tadpoles) to Mrs Bag, but she got a bit upset on their night out and left early without divulging. I have been nagging Mrs B to get an update, concious that 50 thousand PHers need to know, so will let you have a report from the front soonest.
I would like to thank my Mum, my Dad, Ken, Mel, Mrs B, and of course, Mark Elvin and his hard-working yet strangly glistening partner. She appears to be overcome with emotion. Or just overcome. There are also 15 other members of the team without whom none of this would have been possible, sadly they couldn't all come today, I thank you all
eccles said:
Mahatma Bag said:
I would like to thank my Mum, my Dad, Ken, Mel, Mrs B, and of course, Mark Elvin and his hard-working yet strangly glistening partner. She appears to be overcome with emotion. Or just overcome. There are also 15 other members of the team without whom none of this would have been possible, sadly they couldn't all come today, I thank you all
overcome, or come over?
Bugger, you have spotted what I did there. It was meant to be subliminal, to work unseen on your deep unconscious, to linger, bubbling gently in the deepest shadows of your mind, to emerge in dreamlike writhing images of tangled sweating flesh, now you have gone and spoilt it.
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