Spotted near Carrickfergus today.

[yannon]

Small herd of TreVoR mammoths gathered in a defensive circle.Should not be approached by sensible humans as even innocent words such as Vodka and RAC sends them into violent rages.Contrary to popular opinion these beasts exhibit some signs of intelligence such as keeping their protective coats on in inclement weather and grazing in luscious locations to keep their formidable strength up.The herds generally give plenty of warning before moving off,trumpeting and letting off wind.Any wounded beasts left behind should be put out of their misery by an expert approaching with head bowed,solemnexpression,and uttering the calming words,Jensen,Branson and Father Christmas.