I have met the biggest d!ckhead in the world - RANT
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I spent the day polishing the car - the whole day. The paint work was feeling like gravel after 6 weeks in the service centre. She WAS looking absolutely incredible.
I have a new tele and a bit of a hangover from last night, so a nice evening in with a DVD was just the ticket. A circuit round Bournemouth before I went to the video shop. As I pulled onto Westover road there was a motorbike sat on my arse. He continued to sit on my arse right until about the top of old Christchurch road where he drops back about 50yards. At which point he saw a group of girls and revs it, pops a wheelie and drives right into the back of my car.
I am so fcuking angry you would not believe.
The pair of cops right next to the accident saw the impact and then me getting out the car asking if he was the biggest s!hit head in the whole fcuking world? and stopped me approaching him. I was in the mood to stuff his helmet up his arse. He was trying to tell the coppers that "the clutch slipped". I had 6-7 people offering to be my witness, all confirming what I said. I pulled the car off the road. The police were keeping me away from the dick. They checked his insurance, got his details and took the details from the witnesses (thanks guys) I got their numbers and they have given their assurance that the case will be passed to the traffic guys and they will recommend a charge of careless driving.
He then comes up to me while I am pulling the shattered clam out of the rear wheel so I can get it home and offers to shake my hand and apologise. I said you can stick your apology up your arse, if it was an accident then I would accept but you were being a ar$ehole so take your hand away. The cop took him back to the remains of his bike.
Thanks to the police - you really did help and probably saved a guys life
To the witnesses - thanks guys, please carry it through
To Rikki Jacobs, you are the biggest dick head I have ever met, and you better pray to whatever you find holy that this is sorted out at your expense.
I have a new tele and a bit of a hangover from last night, so a nice evening in with a DVD was just the ticket. A circuit round Bournemouth before I went to the video shop. As I pulled onto Westover road there was a motorbike sat on my arse. He continued to sit on my arse right until about the top of old Christchurch road where he drops back about 50yards. At which point he saw a group of girls and revs it, pops a wheelie and drives right into the back of my car.
I am so fcuking angry you would not believe.
The pair of cops right next to the accident saw the impact and then me getting out the car asking if he was the biggest s!hit head in the whole fcuking world? and stopped me approaching him. I was in the mood to stuff his helmet up his arse. He was trying to tell the coppers that "the clutch slipped". I had 6-7 people offering to be my witness, all confirming what I said. I pulled the car off the road. The police were keeping me away from the dick. They checked his insurance, got his details and took the details from the witnesses (thanks guys) I got their numbers and they have given their assurance that the case will be passed to the traffic guys and they will recommend a charge of careless driving.
He then comes up to me while I am pulling the shattered clam out of the rear wheel so I can get it home and offers to shake my hand and apologise. I said you can stick your apology up your arse, if it was an accident then I would accept but you were being a ar$ehole so take your hand away. The cop took him back to the remains of his bike.
Thanks to the police - you really did help and probably saved a guys life
To the witnesses - thanks guys, please carry it through
To Rikki Jacobs, you are the biggest dick head I have ever met, and you better pray to whatever you find holy that this is sorted out at your expense.
Crap. That's your weekend and most of next week sorted out, then. Sorry to hear about your woes, and I'd add that you should merely invite your new best mate to the 'Ring. he sounds like one of the gobshites that manages to kill himself on an out-lap whilst trying to impress himself.
It's bad enough damaging your own car, having damage inflicted through no fault of your own stinks.
So sorry to hear this goobs after all the stuff that has been going on with it already. You are 'lucky' to have the police and independant witnesses there, fingers crossed it is sorted swiftly and with as little pain and grief as possible.
So sorry to hear this goobs after all the stuff that has been going on with it already. You are 'lucky' to have the police and independant witnesses there, fingers crossed it is sorted swiftly and with as little pain and grief as possible.
What a butthead
If you want to get your car sorted ASAP!!
May I recommend www.specialisedpaintwork.com/home.htm
There a little way Bournemouth in Reading but they do get the job done in time unlike some other lotus approved repairers, I hope you can get it done hassle free,
It's time your little lady cut you slack
If you want to get your car sorted ASAP!!
May I recommend www.specialisedpaintwork.com/home.htm
There a little way Bournemouth in Reading but they do get the job done in time unlike some other lotus approved repairers, I hope you can get it done hassle free,
It's time your little lady cut you slack
What a f***ing cock! I'm sick & tired of absolute retards on the road not looking at what they're doing, no doubt you're with me on that one!
I am truly gutted for you. You've had your unfair share of bad luck lately - as Marcus says, it's about time someone up there cut you some slack!
On the brighter side (cos there will always be one, and you must remember that) the f**ker can pay to have the stripes re-done.
Remember, contrary to popular belief, you have more than 2 Boloc's
....we're all here to support you
edited to correct drunken illiteracy...hick!
Edited by MiniDiva on Saturday 9th September 22:11
gooby said:
I really want to use specialised paintwork - the problem is that I need a curtesy car. I will call them on Monday.
This moron was being an idiot - his actions are not alot more than bloody minded vandalism
This moron was being an idiot - his actions are not alot more than bloody minded vandalism
you need www.accidentexchange.com/
soon have you driving an Elise again... at the other guys insurance companies expense
Hope you manage to get everything sorted mateOh for f**ks sake!
Mate words cannot express how sh!te I feel for you right now. I highly recommend Steve Greensmith (anniesdad) from Europa Consultants (advertisers on PH) to assist with claim handling. When the Type 79 was murdered by the festerer Steve got it all sorted in quicktime. He'll be able to sort you a nice courtesy car while the Elise is repaired, and has great retained solicitors for sorting out the uninsured losses.
Give me a call if you want to know more mate.
Mate words cannot express how sh!te I feel for you right now. I highly recommend Steve Greensmith (anniesdad) from Europa Consultants (advertisers on PH) to assist with claim handling. When the Type 79 was murdered by the festerer Steve got it all sorted in quicktime. He'll be able to sort you a nice courtesy car while the Elise is repaired, and has great retained solicitors for sorting out the uninsured losses.
Give me a call if you want to know more mate.
Gooby, you have my complete sympathies. What a complete and utter idiot. Sorry that it had to be that was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Here's hoping that you can get your car back on the road soonest and thats the end of your troubles for now. Hoping you can get back to back quality driving time soon.
Here's hoping that you can get your car back on the road soonest and thats the end of your troubles for now. Hoping you can get back to back quality driving time soon.
Jeez Kage... that sucks, bad
I can't believe it so god knows how you're feeling. As ever though, you are quick to acknowledge 'the good guys'
What an utter, utter cock though
Wish I'd called you now - was in Bournemouth working this evening - and at around that time you may not have been there for knobhead to go and do that!
I can't believe it so god knows how you're feeling. As ever though, you are quick to acknowledge 'the good guys'
What an utter, utter cock though
Wish I'd called you now - was in Bournemouth working this evening - and at around that time you may not have been there for knobhead to go and do that!
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