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Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

231 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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V8mate said:
Out of interest, why did you misquote the OP?

He won't thank you for it.
Perhaps not, but now he knows how to spell "drawers".

TheBear

1,940 posts

247 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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Welshbeef said:
Well I've had a chat with her.
She wasnt too impressed however she is going to play him at his own game. Ie she didn't go to HR nor will she but she will be telling he did via email etc.

Plus she clarified it happened by opening a chest of draws
So you've used it to your advantage and now you're steaming in there...like your style.

ZOLLAR

19,908 posts

174 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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GTIR said:
South African in sexist nobber comment shocker!
No doubt that's what he does to all women. yes

When he's being escorted off the premises hold up an imaginary photo id and say, in a strong Afrkaan English accent "DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITEEEEAAAY" hehe



(one for the over 30's)
Over 30!, you're kidding right!.
I'm nowhere near 30 and know what that is in reference to.
I'd say over 20's is better!

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

231 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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"Git me Wriggs."


hidetheelephants

24,819 posts

194 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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Is it appropriate to mention the un-shopsoiled and non-shonkily surgically altered 1980s version of Patsy Kensit and fried eggs in the same sentence?

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

231 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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Entirely appropriate.

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

231 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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I'm going to have to dig out the HD DVD now.

croyde

23,049 posts

231 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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hidetheelephants said:
Is it appropriate to mention the un-shopsoiled and non-shonkily surgically altered 1980s version of Patsy Kensit and fried eggs in the same sentence?


Think you might have to be in your late 40s to remember.

Chainguy

4,381 posts

201 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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AndyT77 said:
If she has one to HR and made a formal complaint, i'd imagine he'll be on his way out of the company pretty soon.
So he should be as well. Language and attitude like that has no place anymore, and I'm glad of it. He needs punted back with a size 11 to whatever 1970's version of utopia he comes from. I'm not kidding. Lanugage like that is as much a form of bullying as any other, and I hate bullies.

I have a daughter, whom hopefully will get respected in the workplace because shes's intelligent. The fact it's also looking like she'll one day be very attractive means that if some tosser pulled that one on her, her old dad here would have something to say about it if HR doesn't.

That comment is one for the pub, maybe, and I do mean thats a big maybe, if the personal relationship between the two people is the right one. Then it can become a laugh/joke scenario.

Put into the workplace, it's P45 time. No debate.

dirty boy

14,715 posts

210 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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typical every day bks big company employees have to put up with.

i'd probably be locked away if an HR department heard what I say to the female members of staff hehe

If it was systematic and offensive, then yes, it's an issue, as a harmless joke, ffs, move on.

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

231 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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croyde said:


Think you might have to be in your late 40s to remember.
Pwhooaaarrr.



Er, how old is she there?

Mr Whippy

29,109 posts

242 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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Language barrier issue there methinks.

Cock ~ cockerel ~ chicken.

Lots of chicken might give you constipation, hence the dicky walk (please note that she doesn't walk like a dick, thats another mis-understanding waiting to happen right there!)

hehe

Dave

DanDC5

18,835 posts

168 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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As we're going along the Lethal Weapon thing, any excuse to post this.


croyde

23,049 posts

231 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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Cock Womble 7 said:
croyde said:


Think you might have to be in your late 40s to remember.
Pwhooaaarrr.



Er, how old is she there?
rofl

Jasandjules

70,007 posts

230 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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Also OP, does she have a Boyfriend? Just thinking of a situation at my old bank which resulted in the, very large and steroid using, BF waiting for the gent in question to leave the building. The gent in question decided he'd rather sleep the night in the office than head home........

shirt

22,683 posts

202 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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Chainguy said:
I have a daughter, whom hopefully will get respected in the workplace because shes's intelligent. The fact it's also looking like she'll one day be very attractive means that if some tosser pulled that one on her, her old dad here would have something to say about it if HR doesn't.
Seriously? What an odd thing to say.

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

231 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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croyde said:
rofl
Just checking - I wouldn't want to get a reputation on PH for being some kind of sick, dirty pervert.

croyde

23,049 posts

231 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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Cock Womble 7 said:
croyde said:
rofl
Just checking - I wouldn't want to get a reputation on PH for being some kind of sick, dirty pervert.
I can look it up but I don't think you'll want to know hehe

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

231 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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shirt said:
Chainguy said:
I have a daughter, whom hopefully will get respected in the workplace because shes's intelligent. The fact it's also looking like she'll one day be very attractive means that if some tosser pulled that one on her, her old dad here would have something to say about it if HR doesn't.
Seriously? What an odd thing to say.
He fancies his daughter, the sick fker.

Chainguy

4,381 posts

201 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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shirt said:
Chainguy said:
I have a daughter, whom hopefully will get respected in the workplace because shes's intelligent. The fact it's also looking like she'll one day be very attractive means that if some tosser pulled that one on her, her old dad here would have something to say about it if HR doesn't.
Seriously? What an odd thing to say.
Very seriously. And the post above yours indicates I'm probably not alone in my feelings.

Many years ago I 'had words' with someone who was pulling the sort of stunt as mentioned here on a girlfriend. When it finally came out it explained a lot ref. her moods, being over emotional etc. As I said, it's bullying, nothing nicer than that. I'd do the same again in a heartbeat for my daughter if it came to it.

Edited to add, pretty sad if you cant look at your kid and think one day she'll be as beautiful as I think her mother is. Oh well. Carry on gents.