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Chainguy said:
Very seriously. And the post above yours indicates I'm probably not alone in my feelings.
Many years ago I 'had words' with someone who was pulling the sort of stunt as mentioned here on a girlfriend. When it finally came out it explained a lot ref. her moods, being over emotional etc. As I said, it's bullying, nothing nicer than that. I'd do the same again in a heartbeat for my daughter if it came to it.
just out of interest what would you think if it was the other way round and a girl was saying it to a guy?Many years ago I 'had words' with someone who was pulling the sort of stunt as mentioned here on a girlfriend. When it finally came out it explained a lot ref. her moods, being over emotional etc. As I said, it's bullying, nothing nicer than that. I'd do the same again in a heartbeat for my daughter if it came to it.
Cock Womble 7 said:
shirt said:
Chainguy said:
I have a daughter, whom hopefully will get respected in the workplace because shes's intelligent. The fact it's also looking like she'll one day be very attractive means that if some tosser pulled that one on her, her old dad here would have something to say about it if HR doesn't.
Seriously? What an odd thing to say. 
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V8mate said:
You're all benders.
Women are only allowed in the workplace to provide amusement for men.
ETA: And if ever a thread title so completely didn't deliver...
Indeed. Some of you lot need to come and work in the Oil & Gas industry.Women are only allowed in the workplace to provide amusement for men.
ETA: And if ever a thread title so completely didn't deliver...
A once very senior staff member (now contractor) asked my colleague to fellate him when she bent down beside him to pick up a dropped sheet of paper.
This was in earshot of quite a few people. No-one batted an eyelid... except my colleague of course, who retorted loudly that she'd need some apparatus to find his tiny penis and therefore didn't want to do humiliate him by trying in public.
The office fell very quiet after that.
Chainguy said:
shirt said:
Chainguy said:
I have a daughter, whom hopefully will get respected in the workplace because shes's intelligent. The fact it's also looking like she'll one day be very attractive means that if some tosser pulled that one on her, her old dad here would have something to say about it if HR doesn't.
Seriously? What an odd thing to say. Many years ago I 'had words' with someone who was pulling the sort of stunt as mentioned here on a girlfriend. When it finally came out it explained a lot ref. her moods, being over emotional etc. As I said, it's bullying, nothing nicer than that. I'd do the same again in a heartbeat for my daughter if it came to it.
Laird said:
A once very senior staff member (now contractor) asked my colleague to fellate him when she bent down beside him to pick up a dropped sheet of paper.
This was in earshot of quite a few people. No-one batted an eyelid... except my colleague of course, who retorted loudly that she'd need some apparatus to find his tiny penis and therefore didn't want to do humiliate him by trying in public.
The office fell very quiet after that.
In an ideal world, this is how it would work. Wimmins manning the fThis was in earshot of quite a few people. No-one batted an eyelid... except my colleague of course, who retorted loudly that she'd need some apparatus to find his tiny penis and therefore didn't want to do humiliate him by trying in public.
The office fell very quiet after that.
k up and giving as good as they get; taking a bit of banter in the good humour it was meant, firing some witty response back and not running off to The workplace is just a school playground with computers and a coffee machine. Banter happens, get over it.
Jasandjules said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
Just checking - I wouldn't want to get a reputation on PH for being some kind of sick, dirty pervert.
Stable Door Open, Horses everywhere.........The office is now wondering why their token South African is desperately trying to stifle his laughter.
How the hell am I going to explain this thread to them?
Cock Womble 7 said:
Laird said:
A once very senior staff member (now contractor) asked my colleague to fellate him when she bent down beside him to pick up a dropped sheet of paper.
This was in earshot of quite a few people. No-one batted an eyelid... except my colleague of course, who retorted loudly that she'd need some apparatus to find his tiny penis and therefore didn't want to do humiliate him by trying in public.
The office fell very quiet after that.
In an ideal world, this is how it would work. Wimmins manning the fThis was in earshot of quite a few people. No-one batted an eyelid... except my colleague of course, who retorted loudly that she'd need some apparatus to find his tiny penis and therefore didn't want to do humiliate him by trying in public.
The office fell very quiet after that.
k up and giving as good as they get; taking a bit of banter in the good humour it was meant, firing some witty response back and not running off to The workplace is just a school playground with computers and a coffee machine. Banter happens, get over it.
Laird said:
Indeed. Wimmin either sink or swim in this industry though. If they swim, they're either very confident, but good natured with it (sadly very rare) or lacking any self esteem whatsoever; but try and cover it by pretending to be confident (and therefore total PITA's to work with).
I'd love to know if the "Land Girls" or the women working in munition factories during WW2 went running to the boss every time they were subjected to a bit of risqué banter.I doubt it.
Chainguy said:
AndyT77 said:
If she has one to HR and made a formal complaint, i'd imagine he'll be on his way out of the company pretty soon.
So he should be as well. Language and attitude like that has no place anymore, and I'm glad of it. He needs punted back with a size 11 to whatever 1970's version of utopia he comes from. I'm not kidding. Lanugage like that is as much a form of bullying as any other, and I hate bullies.I have a daughter, whom hopefully will get respected in the workplace because shes's intelligent. The fact it's also looking like she'll one day be very attractive means that if some tosser pulled that one on her, her old dad here would have something to say about it if HR doesn't.
That comment is one for the pub, maybe, and I do mean thats a big maybe, if the personal relationship between the two people is the right one. Then it can become a laugh/joke scenario.
Put into the workplace, it's P45 time. No debate.
Jeez, people need to lighten up, if a bloke was walking like John Wayne he'd deserve some form of bumder comment, why shouldn't women be given equality?
DanDC5 said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
I'd love to know if the "Land Girls" or the women working in munition factories during WW2 went running to the boss every time they were subjected to a bit of risqué banter.
I doubt it.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Women = equal when it suits themI doubt it.
Cock Womble 7 said:
The so-called "weaker sex" (who prove time and time again that there's nothing "weaker" about them - and often pride themselves on this) do seem quick to play the "girly" card and hide behind rules and regulations designed to protect their precious feminine sensitivities.
in the same way white people seem to be unable to pull the race card, men can't pull the sexism card....Is it possible that instead of saying "cocks", he said "kaks"...(Kak being poo poo)
Sometimes when Afrikaaners say kak quickly,I think it could be miss-interpreted as cock.
Perhaps she'd just dropped a huge log that he discovered,maybe he had to use the ladies because he likes that kind of thing,saw the floater,and decided to comment?
Apart from this,the only help I can offer to your female colleague is Afrikaans swear words and phrases if she can use them.
Sometimes when Afrikaaners say kak quickly,I think it could be miss-interpreted as cock.
Perhaps she'd just dropped a huge log that he discovered,maybe he had to use the ladies because he likes that kind of thing,saw the floater,and decided to comment?
Apart from this,the only help I can offer to your female colleague is Afrikaans swear words and phrases if she can use them.
Edited by rossw46 on Tuesday 4th October 17:54
Cock Womble 7 said:
Laird said:
Indeed. Wimmin either sink or swim in this industry though. If they swim, they're either very confident, but good natured with it (sadly very rare) or lacking any self esteem whatsoever; but try and cover it by pretending to be confident (and therefore total PITA's to work with).
I'd love to know if the "Land Girls" or the women working in munition factories during WW2 went running to the boss every time they were subjected to a bit of risqué banter.I doubt it.
Personally, I threaten sexual favours to male colleagues in order to get things done.
Mobile Chicane said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
Laird said:
Indeed. Wimmin either sink or swim in this industry though. If they swim, they're either very confident, but good natured with it (sadly very rare) or lacking any self esteem whatsoever; but try and cover it by pretending to be confident (and therefore total PITA's to work with).
I'd love to know if the "Land Girls" or the women working in munition factories during WW2 went running to the boss every time they were subjected to a bit of risqué banter.I doubt it.
Personally, I threaten sexual favours to male colleagues in order to get things done.
snowy slopes said:
Has anyone ever taken you up on the sexual favours offer?? I would have done before i met Mrs Slopes, just curious if anyone has ever said "okay, you're on"
No, since I tend to ham up The Old Dragon Act at work, moreover I choose my victims carefully. Only the young and the cute are ever threatened with unwanted attention, on the basis that if it works,
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