make money on my days off

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GingerWizard

4,721 posts

200 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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Gazzas86 said:
So just be careful when your in there every weekend stroking tommy.
hahahahahaha your penis is called Tommy!!!! hahahahahah

Gazzas86

1,711 posts

173 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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GingerWizard said:
Gazzas86 said:
So just be careful when your in there every weekend stroking tommy.
hahahahahaha your penis is called Tommy!!!! hahahahahah
Its called lots of things Ginge? wink

Hoofy

76,575 posts

284 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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Gazzas86 said:
Wooow there... Not married...yet, i stand to be corrected however i do believe once a child from you're donated juice comes of age then he/she can ask for you're details and come knocking on your door asking you to be daddy, So just be careful when your in there every weekend stroking tommy.
Oops. You said "Mrs"...

As I see it, asking to be daddy when they're older (which means giving up your time to get to know your biological child) isn't so bad (or perhaps not bad at all?) as having to pay maintenance when you're really just trying to help couples who cannot conceive naturally while earning a bit of pocket money. smile

GingerWizard

4,721 posts

200 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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Gazzas86 said:
GingerWizard said:
Gazzas86 said:
So just be careful when your in there every weekend stroking tommy.
hahahahahaha your penis is called Tommy!!!! hahahahahah
Its called lots of things Ginge? wink
Mines called the "epic tumescent orange love sausage of emminent pounding"

wink

Mr-B

3,794 posts

196 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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V8mate said:
Does it have to 'pop' to get the money?
Yes. You can't go in and have a half-hearted J. Arthur and not finish the job, that's why it's called the money shot.biggrin

V8mate

45,899 posts

191 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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Mr-B said:
V8mate said:
Does it have to 'pop' to get the money?
Yes. You can't go in and have a half-hearted J. Arthur and not finish the job, that's why it's called the money shot.biggrin
I was thinking more the literal sound.

onesickpuppy

2,648 posts

159 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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GingerWizard said:
Mines called the "epic tumescent orange love sausage of emminent pounding"

wink
Or ETOLSOEP for short? Catchy...

bucksmanuk

2,311 posts

172 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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Window cleaning?
About 1 in 40 of your clientele will provide you with the requisite level of entertainment. wink
Increases to 1 in 25 when the weathers warm. According to a friend.

swiftpete

1,894 posts

195 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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Why don't you try writing a few articles? You can get paid for advert clicks and impressions. It's easy to write stuff, the more you write the more you earn. Some people on hubpages are earning $100 USD a day, every day whether they write or not. You need quite a few articles for that but you just add to them over time. I'm nowhere near that earning level yet, but one day might be.

http://raindefence.hubpages.com/

If you want to do it, then click the sign up part on my profile and I get a bonus for you doing it. It doesn't cost you anything.

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

188 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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MK1 GIT said:
Gazzas86 said:
Sperm Bank Donating, providing your fit/healthy. Dont do drugs etc, you can get £35 a pop.
I never knew you got paid for that. Think of all that money I've let slip through my fingers.
Just spunked it up the wall?

V8mate

45,899 posts

191 months

Wednesday 7th March 2012
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HOGEPH said:
MK1 GIT said:
Gazzas86 said:
Sperm Bank Donating, providing your fit/healthy. Dont do drugs etc, you can get £35 a pop.
I never knew you got paid for that. Think of all that money I've let slip through my fingers.
Just spunked it up the wall?
Now we know what Loadsamoney was going on about when he said "Look at my wad!".

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

188 months

Wednesday 7th March 2012
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You could be coming into money!

Carpal

3,630 posts

190 months

Saturday 10th March 2012
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I crew for a hot air balloon company at weekends. Reasonable cash for something that is essentially good fun. Though you do have to be polite, professional and there is the odd moment. It isn't very consistent so you would struggle if you were relying on it. All of my ballooning money goes into a toy / holiday fund.

Edited by Carpal on Saturday 10th March 17:47

Hoofy

76,575 posts

284 months

Saturday 10th March 2012
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Really? Or is that just a load of hot air?

Sorry, it's Saturday and I'm bored waiting for something to happen!

Celt

1,264 posts

194 months

Saturday 10th March 2012
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Possibly be a gag man for some of the people contributing on this thread? Piss poor patter!

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

188 months

Saturday 10th March 2012
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You have to be careful hiring people to work for your hot air balloon company.

One prick and it's gone!

Keep it stiff

1,774 posts

175 months

Sunday 11th March 2012
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Knock on the door of your local removals business. Most moving companies hire casual staff/day workers especially over the summer months.

croyde

23,109 posts

232 months

Sunday 11th March 2012
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swiftpete said:
Why don't you try writing a few articles? You can get paid for advert clicks and impressions. It's easy to write stuff, the more you write the more you earn. Some people on hubpages are earning $100 USD a day, every day whether they write or not. You need quite a few articles for that but you just add to them over time. I'm nowhere near that earning level yet, but one day might be.

http://raindefence.hubpages.com/

If you want to do it, then click the sign up part on my profile and I get a bonus for you doing it. It doesn't cost you anything.
Just had a look at that, interesting. So how much are you making currently. I know very un-English to ask biggrin

Cheers.

Dan_1981

17,424 posts

201 months

Sunday 11th March 2012
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andrewrob said:
This.

You'll make your £40 a day if you average it out I think.

I've not done too badly out of it for the last few months.

TotalControl

8,113 posts

200 months

Monday 12th March 2012
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Become a fluffer.