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Cock Womble 7 said:
Laird said:
A once very senior staff member (now contractor) asked my colleague to fellate him when she bent down beside him to pick up a dropped sheet of paper.
This was in earshot of quite a few people. No-one batted an eyelid... except my colleague of course, who retorted loudly that she'd need some apparatus to find his tiny penis and therefore didn't want to do humiliate him by trying in public.
The office fell very quiet after that.
In an ideal world, this is how it would work. Wimmins manning the fThis was in earshot of quite a few people. No-one batted an eyelid... except my colleague of course, who retorted loudly that she'd need some apparatus to find his tiny penis and therefore didn't want to do humiliate him by trying in public.
The office fell very quiet after that.
k up and giving as good as they get; taking a bit of banter in the good humour it was meant, firing some witty response back and not running off to The workplace is just a school playground with computers and a coffee machine. Banter happens, get over it.
k up. The only thing worse is those who get "offended" on behalf of the others and try to stir it up into a ststorm because their lives are just that bloody empty. Sad really. Mobile Chicane said:
Personally, I threaten sexual favours to male colleagues in order to get things done.
That made me laugh pretty hard!
GTIR said:
South African in sexist nobber comment shocker!
No doubt that's what he does to all women.
When he's being escorted off the premises hold up an imaginary photo id and say, in a strong Afrkaan English accent "DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITEEEEAAAY"
(one for the over 30's)
No doubt that's what he does to all women.
When he's being escorted off the premises hold up an imaginary photo id and say, in a strong Afrkaan English accent "DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITEEEEAAAY"
(one for the over 30's)
SirBlade said:
That made me laugh pretty hard!
Me too, Marvellous work!GTIR said:
South African in sexist nobber comment shocker!
No doubt that's what he does to all women.
When he's being escorted off the premises hold up an imaginary photo id and say, in a strong Afrkaan English accent "DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITEEEEAAAY"
(one for the over 30's)
No doubt that's what he does to all women.
When he's being escorted off the premises hold up an imaginary photo id and say, in a strong Afrkaan English accent "DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITEEEEAAAY"
(one for the over 30's)
sorry about the double post, i lacks understandings of dee internetss
ETA, nevermind, cracked it now!
Backtobasics said:
I was in a meeting a while back when one of the managers said he had his team working like ******* in the cotton fields. Amazingly he still works here.
Tell your colleague his diplomatic ammunity has just been revoked.
Lol, ok, so not a pc quote, but a historical fact, which cant be disputed, coloured people use to work cotton fields, and used to work hard!Tell your colleague his diplomatic ammunity has just been revoked.
So glad I work for myself, and have my own business, I could not do with all the HR rubbish, seems you cant say anything to anyone these days, heaven forbid you upset either a lady, black, white, lesbian, gay, wheel chair user, etc, as obviously these people dont have a sense of humour, and need protecting by HR busy bodies!
GTIR said:
South African in sexist nobber comment shocker!
No doubt that's what he does to all women.
When he's being escorted off the premises hold up an imaginary photo id and say, in a strong Afrkaan English accent "DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITEEEEAAAY"
(one for the over 30's)
"dick head"No doubt that's what he does to all women.
When he's being escorted off the premises hold up an imaginary photo id and say, in a strong Afrkaan English accent "DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITEEEEAAAY"
(one for the over 30's)
(I'm under 30 and I get it!)
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