RE: The new BMW M3

RE: The new BMW M3

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Zod

35,295 posts

260 months

Monday 9th July 2007
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PetrolTed said:
Zod said:
PetrolTed said:
BMW M Series, Porsche RS ... are they all moving too far away from their original design goals in order to sell to the masses? Shame - the cars would sell anyway, but the 'halo' effect of these models may be diminishing. I was very disappointed with the new M5 for example - a car with a confusing identity.
Hmm, I'm not confused by mine: it does exactly what I want - holds four people and lots of luggage, accelerates like a thing possessed and handles amazingly well for a big four door saloon.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying it's poor at what it does, it just wasn't what I expected. A few too many electronic gizmos getting in between me and the car.
That's the thing about it, the gizmos make the first impression, as so tediously illustrated by Clarkson, but once you know what you want it to do, you only ever use two settings, M button on or off. Then you are just driving the car and it is gloriously fast.

I hope the new M3 is a more wieldy version of this, not quite the absolute speed, but a tighter handling, rawer machine.


Edited by Zod on Monday 9th July 18:34

Mr Whippy

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29,150 posts

243 months

Monday 9th July 2007
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Zod said:
but once you know what you want it to do, you only ever use two settings, M button on or off. Then you are just driving the car and it is gloriously fast.
Gloriously fast...

What about the fun factor?

Never see many people mention fun these days, just how fast it is and the headline figures of power and torque or something.

Not putting down the E60 M5, it really is a tour de force, but I'm quite sure that it need not have been and still been *a good car* in isolation.

I think BMW today worry too much what their competitors are doing.

E34 M5, yes please, with Nordschliefe suspension and M parallels please!

How fun and basic can it get? RWD, 6spd manual, 6 pot simplicity (all in a line!). Done.

The simplicity and focus on the driver is the appeal, not the headline figures which mean bugger all on UK roads smile

Dave

DoctorD

1,542 posts

258 months

Monday 9th July 2007
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PetrolTed said:
Olf said:
If I was the editor I'd be asking for a rewite on crud like that. How does it compare to the 4 seat merc, how does it compare to the forthcoming RS5 (if there's one the S5 if not)...
Way too harsh. This was just the type of review I've been craving since I set up PH. Gives a good insight into what a new car is like without fawning to the manufacturer and from someone who's got sufficient experience that I trust his opinion. I thought it very useful.

Anyway... back to the car...
I am pretty confident that most people in the market for an M3 will be quite pleased with it when they get to drive it, and all this negativity will be forgotten.

I have also been quite dissapointed with a few of the articles I have seen published, not least because I was there in Marbella, drove the same cars (prepped by the same BMW team) and drove them on the same roads. I also compared it directly to an RS4 and a day later jumped into my M3 CSL, so have a pretty recent reference point for how it actually compared.

Perhaps this is just an unfortunate consequence of the rush to be first to publish 'something' on the new M3, but the few 'issues' now worrying some people about the E92 M3 are mostly unfounded IMO. As we get a few more articles out on the newstands perhaps the general impressions will begin to stabilise.

havoc

30,319 posts

237 months

Monday 9th July 2007
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Mr Whippy said:
Zod said:
but once you know what you want it to do, you only ever use two settings, M button on or off. Then you are just driving the car and it is gloriously fast.
Gloriously fast...

What about the fun factor?

Never see many people mention fun these days, just how fast it is and the headline figures of power and torque or something.

Not putting down the E60 M5, it really is a tour de force, but I'm quite sure that it need not have been and still been *a good car* in isolation.

I think BMW today worry too much what their competitors are doing.

E34 M5, yes please, with Nordschliefe suspension and M parallels please!

How fun and basic can it get? RWD, 6spd manual, 6 pot simplicity (all in a line!). Done.

The simplicity and focus on the driver is the appeal, not the headline figures which mean bugger all on UK roads smile

Dave
I agree entirely.

But how many people with, say, £30k to spend on a 'sports car' get an Elise/Exige? Or a Monaro? Hell, even an Evo? Nah...most go for the badge over the ability - the 325Ci, the Boxster (non-S), the SLK200K. Some go for the 350Z, but that's because of it's looks, not it's ability...a good driver will get more out of an S2000.

The market wants badge, wants looks, wants toys. And that's at £30k. At £50k, it's worse - look how few Nobles have sold, how few NSXs, how few TVRs. Compared to M3s, Z4Ms, SLK55's, RS4s, Cayman/Boxster-S's. The Kraut badges have it sewn up because most people would rather 'wear' their performance than actually use it (it'd probably scare them if they did).


And moreover (as if the badge wasn't enough to them) these people make a few elementary mistakes, aided by effective marketing:-
- Power = performance - "My car's got 400bhp, yours has 300, so mine's faster!" rolleyes
- Driver aids = quicker on the road - "My has ASM, PSM, DSC, ABS, AYC and 10CC, so I can drive quicker than that TVR." banghead
- A race-badge = 'proper drivers car' - M-Sport, AMG, S/RS, hell even GTi. Sadly that's not been true for about 20 years...although Audi DO seem to be trying (which out of all the German badges surprises me the most).

Lagerlout

1,810 posts

238 months

Monday 9th July 2007
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DoctorD, how did it compare to the CSL? Can you give some further info?

As a former owner of a CSL I loved mine, as all CSL owners know, boot one out of a tight corner M sport enabled and it's a mile of smiles.

I must be in the tiny minority but I like the look of this car, colour shown is naff but it looks hunkered and mean and can't go wrong with a NA V8.

Most people who buy this will want a practical, fast, good looking well built, fun, safe, RWD saloon and the M will fit the bill. It has to have a bit of luxury as well. The CSL is for people who want a more basic ride with a bit more visceral feel to it. BMW has one thing right, they know they're market.

I drive a 911 now, but still miss my CSL, was a top car. I just hope the next one comes with a manual option, not that SMG2 was bad, just prefer a manual gearbox.

dinkel

27,022 posts

260 months

Monday 9th July 2007
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This is one of the best Cecotto's you'll ever see. The owner is mad about it. 280 horses on tap and smelling like a true racer.

CatherineJ

9,586 posts

245 months

Monday 9th July 2007
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Blimey it's tiny alongside the E46

DoctorD

1,542 posts

258 months

Monday 9th July 2007
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Lagerlout said:
DoctorD, how did it compare to the CSL? Can you give some further info?

As a former owner of a CSL I loved mine, as all CSL owners know, boot one out of a tight corner M sport enabled and it's a mile of smiles.

I must be in the tiny minority but I like the look of this car, colour shown is naff but it looks hunkered and mean and can't go wrong with a NA V8.

Most people who buy this will want a practical, fast, good looking well built, fun, safe, RWD saloon and the M will fit the bill. It has to have a bit of luxury as well. The CSL is for people who want a more basic ride with a bit more visceral feel to it. BMW has one thing right, they know they're market.

I drive a 911 now, but still miss my CSL, was a top car. I just hope the next one comes with a manual option, not that SMG2 was bad, just prefer a manual gearbox.
The overriding impression I gained of the E92 M3 was of a car that bridged the gap between regular M3 and CSL. Compared to the E46 M3, it rolled a lot less, changed direction more quickly, steered more directly and generally felt a little more planted. However the engine feels and sounds straight out of a CSL. Whereas the E46 M3 was all raspy and needed to be revved, this new V8 is bombastic in its vocality and has more layers of sound and emotion. A worthy successor to the old straight six. It also feels and sounds nothing like a V8, much harder to pin-point like Ferrari's V8. So the engine feels raw and aggressive, but the chassis feels like a M3 but with more adjustability (via EDC) to allow more comfort as required.

So roughly speaking, picture an M3, insert CSL-like engine and make it as friendly and balanced as previous generations were with 100 bhp less. That about sums it up. A CSL owner who bought the CSL over the E46 M3, because the M3 felt too subtle, would be able to enjoy an E92 M3 without needing the full semi-skimmed racer effect. And whilst the E92 M3 stands pretty soundly on its own two feet, it would make you salivate for what a CSL version of the E92 could be like. I'd say put your name down for a E92 CSL, just in case you want to sample it for yourself.

ferrisbueller

29,422 posts

229 months

Monday 9th July 2007
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PetrolTed said:
Olf said:
If I was the editor I'd be asking for a rewite on crud like that. How does it compare to the 4 seat merc, how does it compare to the forthcoming RS5 (if there's one the S5 if not)...
Way too harsh. This was just the type of review I've been craving since I set up PH. Gives a good insight into what a new car is like without fawning to the manufacturer and from someone who's got sufficient experience that I trust his opinion. I thought it very useful.
Not being funny but I find that quite an amazing statement Ted. 8 years to find someone to write objective reviews? No slight on Adam (I agree the feedback above was a little harsh) or his background but there are plenty of freelance journos out there who could provide such material from an equally balanced point of view. Given the profile PH has and the obvious access to press cars and/or journos, reviews shouldn't have been that hard to come by. In fact, I'd wager many people who generate site content through the forums would've ripped your arm off for the chance and not done a bad job either (apart from Twincam - imagine the bandwith).

Olf

11,974 posts

220 months

Monday 9th July 2007
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DoctorD said:
...this new V8 is bombastic in its vocality and has more layers of sound and emotion. A worthy successor to the old straight six. It also feels and sounds nothing like a V8, much harder to pin-point like Ferrari's V8. So the engine feels raw and aggressive...
Nice words.

ferrisbueller

29,422 posts

229 months

Monday 9th July 2007
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I find this "clusterpanning" of the new M3 interesting and inevitable. As stated above the E36 was condemned for not being as engaging as the E30. The E46 similarly so and so it continues. And yet, again as stated above, the E30 wasn't the weapon of choice in group tests in its time. The E36 now gets praised almost universally and people are bemoaning the passing on of the E46 like a favourite friend. (FFS people moaned about the 205GTis lift off oversteer in original tests and for the following 10 years - now you can't shut them up going on about how great they are!).

People don't like change. They like cars they're familiar with, have had fun in, or owned and have a connection with. That's impossible with a new car and coupled with the expectation for a new M car it will always be a struggle for the new car to deliver instant satisfaction.

The new M3 will be awesome. Fact. It can't fail to be at least as engaging as an RS4 which is like playing Gran Turismo, but with less feel. It will, again, be at least as good as the equivalent AMG because it will have a manual 'box and work on track without the transmission spitting the dummy and going into limp home.

Let's face it, Jo Bloggs - man in the street would think any of them was the greatest thing he's ever experienced and those in the position to buy will make their own minds up.

Of course there'll be a CSL. BMW want to sell cars at the end of the day and the market will demand such a car. It too will be an awesome bit of kit.

Finally, the general recent trends have been for cars to get bigger and heavier. All the manufacturers are now saying they'll stop chasing power and shed weight to gain performance and reduce CO emissions. Hopefully cars will now stop getting larger as well....otherwise we'll have to make all car parking spaces bigger etc etc

ferrisbueller

29,422 posts

229 months

Monday 9th July 2007
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Thom said:
article said:
295lb ft of torque at 3,900rpm
laugh
In pure BMW fashion they have forgotten to put some torque in there. Hopefully Alpina will quickly correct this with a turbocharged engine.

Edited by Thom on Sunday 8th July 11:25
Maybe they should just put a diesel in there and be done with it?!

bobo

1,702 posts

280 months

Tuesday 10th July 2007
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anyone got an idea as to when the csl will be out?

dealers taking deposits?


thx

Zod

35,295 posts

260 months

Tuesday 10th July 2007
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Mr Whippy said:
Zod said:
but once you know what you want it to do, you only ever use two settings, M button on or off. Then you are just driving the car and it is gloriously fast.
Gloriously fast...

What about the fun factor?

Never see many people mention fun these days, just how fast it is and the headline figures of power and torque or something.

Not putting down the E60 M5, it really is a tour de force, but I'm quite sure that it need not have been and still been *a good car* in isolation.

I think BMW today worry too much what their competitors are doing.

E34 M5, yes please, with Nordschliefe suspension and M parallels please!

How fun and basic can it get? RWD, 6spd manual, 6 pot simplicity (all in a line!). Done.

The simplicity and focus on the driver is the appeal, not the headline figures which mean bugger all on UK roads smile

Dave
AAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

It IS fun. I defy anyone to drive one outside town and not enjoy it. OK, so I have to shave off more speed before tight bends than I did in the CSL, but I can come out of them incredibly quickly. It's easy to read reviews and imagine it's like playing a PS game, but it's nothing like that. It's a car with a massively powerful engine, four big tyres, a very clever LSD and a gearbox that some love and some hate. Believe me, if you get it wrong driving an M5, it punishes you. If you get it right, it is fantastic. It is not some pre-programmed ride on rails.

Drive one for a weekend and see.

Zod

35,295 posts

260 months

Tuesday 10th July 2007
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havoc said:
Mr Whippy said:
Zod said:
but once you know what you want it to do, you only ever use two settings, M button on or off. Then you are just driving the car and it is gloriously fast.
Gloriously fast...

What about the fun factor?

Never see many people mention fun these days, just how fast it is and the headline figures of power and torque or something.

Not putting down the E60 M5, it really is a tour de force, but I'm quite sure that it need not have been and still been *a good car* in isolation.

I think BMW today worry too much what their competitors are doing.

E34 M5, yes please, with Nordschliefe suspension and M parallels please!

How fun and basic can it get? RWD, 6spd manual, 6 pot simplicity (all in a line!). Done.

The simplicity and focus on the driver is the appeal, not the headline figures which mean bugger all on UK roads smile

Dave
I agree entirely.

But how many people with, say, £30k to spend on a 'sports car' get an Elise/Exige? Or a Monaro? Hell, even an Evo? Nah...most go for the badge over the ability - the 325Ci, the Boxster (non-S), the SLK200K. Some go for the 350Z, but that's because of it's looks, not it's ability...a good driver will get more out of an S2000.

The market wants badge, wants looks, wants toys. And that's at £30k. At £50k, it's worse - look how few Nobles have sold, how few NSXs, how few TVRs. Compared to M3s, Z4Ms, SLK55's, RS4s, Cayman/Boxster-S's. The Kraut badges have it sewn up because most people would rather 'wear' their performance than actually use it (it'd probably scare them if they did).


And moreover (as if the badge wasn't enough to them) these people make a few elementary mistakes, aided by effective marketing:-
- Power = performance - "My car's got 400bhp, yours has 300, so mine's faster!" rolleyes
- Driver aids = quicker on the road - "My has ASM, PSM, DSC, ABS, AYC and 10CC, so I can drive quicker than that TVR." banghead
- A race-badge = 'proper drivers car' - M-Sport, AMG, S/RS, hell even GTi. Sadly that's not been true for about 20 years...although Audi DO seem to be trying (which out of all the German badges surprises me the most).
And TVR never marketed on power and torque figures, oh no. rolleyes

Why does someone like me have an M5, not a Noble? Because a Noble won't take kids, wife and luggage. It's also not very practical around London. Once i rebuild my garage, perhaps I will go for another toy.

As for Audi trying harder: 1. they need to; 2. great new engine; 3. still have to learn where to put the engine, guys.

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

213 months

Tuesday 10th July 2007
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Zod said:
havoc said:
Mr Whippy said:
Zod said:
but once you know what you want it to do, you only ever use two settings, M button on or off. Then you are just driving the car and it is gloriously fast.
Gloriously fast...

What about the fun factor?

Never see many people mention fun these days, just how fast it is and the headline figures of power and torque or something.

Not putting down the E60 M5, it really is a tour de force, but I'm quite sure that it need not have been and still been *a good car* in isolation.

I think BMW today worry too much what their competitors are doing.

E34 M5, yes please, with Nordschliefe suspension and M parallels please!

How fun and basic can it get? RWD, 6spd manual, 6 pot simplicity (all in a line!). Done.

The simplicity and focus on the driver is the appeal, not the headline figures which mean bugger all on UK roads smile

Dave
I agree entirely.

But how many people with, say, £30k to spend on a 'sports car' get an Elise/Exige? Or a Monaro? Hell, even an Evo? Nah...most go for the badge over the ability - the 325Ci, the Boxster (non-S), the SLK200K. Some go for the 350Z, but that's because of it's looks, not it's ability...a good driver will get more out of an S2000.

The market wants badge, wants looks, wants toys. And that's at £30k. At £50k, it's worse - look how few Nobles have sold, how few NSXs, how few TVRs. Compared to M3s, Z4Ms, SLK55's, RS4s, Cayman/Boxster-S's. The Kraut badges have it sewn up because most people would rather 'wear' their performance than actually use it (it'd probably scare them if they did).


And moreover (as if the badge wasn't enough to them) these people make a few elementary mistakes, aided by effective marketing:-
- Power = performance - "My car's got 400bhp, yours has 300, so mine's faster!" rolleyes
- Driver aids = quicker on the road - "My has ASM, PSM, DSC, ABS, AYC and 10CC, so I can drive quicker than that TVR." banghead
- A race-badge = 'proper drivers car' - M-Sport, AMG, S/RS, hell even GTi. Sadly that's not been true for about 20 years...although Audi DO seem to be trying (which out of all the German badges surprises me the most).
And TVR never marketed on power and torque figures, oh no. rolleyes

Why does someone like me have an M5, not a Noble? Because a Noble won't take kids, wife and luggage. It's also not very practical around London. Once i rebuild my garage, perhaps I will go for another toy.

As for Audi trying harder: 1. they need to; 2. great new engine; 3. still have to learn where to put the engine, guys.
....it's interesting to read of the faults that come with this model M5 - from vanos line failures through to wrecked gearboxes. Perhaps BMW crammed too much new technology into this model to make it a long term proposition. It will be interesting to see this time next year when the 3 year warranty runs out - if its depreciation curve accelerates faster than its 0 - 60 time. It's also interesting to note the approach that Alpina take with the B5. A softer feeling V8 with more torque than the M5 and a more compliant driving manner. I realise they may be targeted at slightly different markets but the B5 makes a very potent alternative to the M5. Which begs the question. Why did BMW feel the need to fit such a complex setup? I don't see the the need for the myriad of complex suspension/strering/throttle maps that a direct compleition like the B5 does not have. It gets in the way, adds to the weight, increases the complexity and dilutes the driving experience. It's an illusion when for most of the time its stuck in its semi-soft settings cos the kids puke in the back otherwise!

Now the E30 M3 that's a beauty. Simple and honest in objective and probably the car that started the current obesssion with the decent super saloon. It's a long way from there to the M5 and the new M3. Shame really, evolution creates mutations along the way. Cancerous little failings in automotive evolution. One day BMW will realise by looking back the E30 M3 and the E34 M5 that these were the pinnacle of their driving machines.

(I suppose the one consolation is that someone looking for a 3 year old M5 is soon not going to have to spend more that 30K on getting hold one one. Ah yes, the beauty of time. Todays technology - tomorrows toaster. Anyone in the market for a toasting fork?).

StuH

2,557 posts

275 months

Tuesday 10th July 2007
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havoc said:
Mr Whippy said:
Zod said:
but once you know what you want it to do, you only ever use two settings, M button on or off. Then you are just driving the car and it is gloriously fast.
Gloriously fast...

What about the fun factor?

Never see many people mention fun these days, just how fast it is and the headline figures of power and torque or something.

Not putting down the E60 M5, it really is a tour de force, but I'm quite sure that it need not have been and still been *a good car* in isolation.

I think BMW today worry too much what their competitors are doing.

E34 M5, yes please, with Nordschliefe suspension and M parallels please!

How fun and basic can it get? RWD, 6spd manual, 6 pot simplicity (all in a line!). Done.

The simplicity and focus on the driver is the appeal, not the headline figures which mean bugger all on UK roads smile

Dave
I agree entirely.

But how many people with, say, £30k to spend on a 'sports car' get an Elise/Exige? Or a Monaro? Hell, even an Evo? Nah...most go for the badge over the ability - the 325Ci, the Boxster (non-S), the SLK200K. Some go for the 350Z, but that's because of it's looks, not it's ability...a good driver will get more out of an S2000.

The market wants badge, wants looks, wants toys. And that's at £30k. At £50k, it's worse - look how few Nobles have sold, how few NSXs, how few TVRs. Compared to M3s, Z4Ms, SLK55's, RS4s, Cayman/Boxster-S's. The Kraut badges have it sewn up because most people would rather 'wear' their performance than actually use it (it'd probably scare them if they did).


And moreover (as if the badge wasn't enough to them) these people make a few elementary mistakes, aided by effective marketing:-
- Power = performance - "My car's got 400bhp, yours has 300, so mine's faster!" rolleyes
- Driver aids = quicker on the road - "My has ASM, PSM, DSC, ABS, AYC and 10CC, so I can drive quicker than that TVR." banghead
- A race-badge = 'proper drivers car' - M-Sport, AMG, S/RS, hell even GTi. Sadly that's not been true for about 20 years...although Audi DO seem to be trying (which out of all the German badges surprises me the most).
Yawn.

Speaking as an ex Noble owner (and TVR), currently M5, soon to be new M3, that is just a collection of bar chat, stereotyped cliche's.

The german cars win because as an overall package theyare the better all-round car. I had the two seaters and they were good cars, albeit unreliable and completely impractical as anything but a second car. I now have a 2 year old daughter, so i want the performance AND an element of practicality. BMW are answering that demand and unsurprisingly selling them by the bucketload.

I personally have no problem if you want to drive an S2000, personally i find them pretty dull and the lack of torque irritating when not thrashing the arse of it. However, what i don't do is get on my high horse and sermonise about it. It's what YOU want, so it what's you should have wink - Of course i'm buying an "M" because i want to look good at the golf club, have a small d*** and can't drive biggrin



Edited by StuH on Tuesday 10th July 01:41

driftboy

6 posts

203 months

Tuesday 10th July 2007
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every one knows that this M3 is going to be just fantastic!! going to be TOP in its class!!

Olf

11,974 posts

220 months

Tuesday 10th July 2007
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driftboy said:
every one knows that this M3 is going to be just fantastic!! going to be TOP in its class!!
He could have a point there.

bad_roo

5,187 posts

239 months

Tuesday 10th July 2007
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I'm of the opinion that with a car such as this no matter what the reviewer would have written, some wiseacre who had never driven it would pop up to tell him that he was wrong and that he could have written it better. Matter of probability.