Diego Maradonna. Why is he wearing two watches?

[Miguel Alvarez]

Why is Diego Maradonna wearing two watches??

[Miguel Alvarez]

Mrs Alvarez was right. I thought he was just being flash.

[Miguel Alvarez]

Result she said I could have two watches as well.

[Miguel Alvarez]

jacksbane said:

Maradonna, is a cocaine fueled gee,
my theory on it; he is so buzzing having just done some quality peruvian flake that his eye movements can read both watches at once, he instantly works out the median and thats 'Maradonna time'.

ha ha.