Just ate a mouldy sausage roll. Consequences?

[MitchT]

Just ate a good 80% of a sausage roll and then noticed a layer of green on the meat in the middle. Peeled some of the pastry off the remaining bit to get a better look and it's wearing as proper furry green jacket. Currently sat at my desk at work. Am I going to ...

• Get an uncontrollable case of the sts? If so, how soon?
• Die?

[Gargamel]

You may feel a little flaky for a while.

Or possible if it was a smaller portion, you might contract a Scottish variant urinary infection


(Canapee)

[madbadger]

Bad luck OP.

You will definitely die from this.

[MitchT]

It was a full size sausage roll. Probably six inches.

[Uncle John]

I wouldn't worry too much, you've probably felt Bratwurst before.

[MitchT]

madbadger said:

You will definitely die from this.

I suppose if I don't have to get up for work in the morning it'll be a bonus.

[madbadger]

MitchT said:

madbadger said:

You will definitely die from this.

I suppose if I don't have to get up for work in the morning it'll be a bonus.

Every cloud...

[truck71]

You won't even notice.

[soad]

Getting stomach aches yet? Hospital trip awaits (to get your stomach pumped)...

There’s some happy mold I sink my teeth into (cheese).

[LordGrover]

You found meat in a sausage roll?

[soad]

LordGrover said:

You found meat in a sausage roll?

Paul McCartney's wife was once accused of not putting meat in her roll, but it was later found that there wasn't a leg to stand on.

[KungFuPanda]

MitchT said:

It was a full size sausage roll. Probably six inches.

I'm sure a lot of women have had more than 6" of putrid meat in their mouths and lived to tell the tale.

[mybrainhurts]

Time to check your trousers. Has your todger fallen off yet?

[Pints]

mybrainhurts said:

Time to check your trousers. Has your todger fallen off yet?

No, but I reckon his arse has fallen out.

[MitchT]

Still alive. No ill effects yet.

I took a photo (of the bit I hadn't eaten by the time I noticed) for posterity ...

[jmorgan]

Probably the only honest ingredient in there......

[HarryW]

Yum sausage and blue cheese roll, I think you may be onto something there...

[mybrainhurts]

I think you're in for a dose of Bubonic plague...

[Mastodon2]

How the fk did you not notice that?

[HarryW]

Mastodon2 said:

How the fk did you not notice that?

I don't know why and it's probably unfair to the OP, but I have a vision of Homer Simpson munching his way through the sausage roll exclaiming Doh as he notices the mould just before the last bite and then proceeds to roll around the sofa in his dying throws...