The Great Breakfast photo thread

[mattdaniels]

Mr Roper said:

It's hard going trying to maintain a balanced diet on FD&R....My bowl of Alpen made me want to cry.

Tell me about it. I must have consumed about 20 eggs in the last week. I hate to think what has happened to my cholesterol level.

[Mr Roper]

Not been to the cafe for a quite a while...it seems they have a new guy.
Last chap always made it perfectly runny sans snot. I will have to monitor new guys progress...5/10

[Pferdestarke]

Mr Roper said:

Not been to the cafe for a quite a while...it seems they have a new guy.
Last chap always made it perfectly runny sans snot. I will have to monitor new guys progress...5/10

It looks like the bread is too big for their toaster too.

I've had a crappy portion of scampi and chips from a pub attached to a Premier Inn. Hard garden peas, undercooked chips and pale scampi. How they can fk that up is beyond me.

My boss had two slices of bacon on his salad so he will have bowel cancer by tomorrow morning.

[eskidavies]

This may be wrong thread but i ate this for breakfast this morn.

Left over from last nights DTA.



ignore last night dirty plate i ate it out of carton.

[condor]

I think that one should be in the 'extremely' dirty takeaways thread...or is there a 'life of grime' thread?

[Slink]

dufctubs said:

You dirty bd that chopped board is Minging !

?????

looks to me to be the empty plate that had chinese on it the night before? or am i missing something.

[Mr Roper]

Add a little hot water and with a fork scrap the plate. Then boil until it reduces down...cover remaining noodles in the gravy.

[mattdaniels]

Todays breakfast nearly crashed my computer. Cumberland sausages and HP sauce.

Being a soft southern poofter the first HP-sauce-loaded mouthful caught me off guard and I cough-sneezed the contents all over my monitor. Things went from bad to worse when I frantically wiped the debris from the monitor forgetting it was a touch screen PC.

[Mr Roper]

Head is throwing a wobbler today....I'm restoring balance with this and a ruddy great curry tonight for making it through the day.

[Vieste]

You

[Mr Roper]

Vieste said:

You

Bit harsh fella.

[illmonkey]

Sunday morning pick me up. Turns out it made me feel worse.

[Melman Giraffe]

Mr Roper said:

Vieste said:

You

Bit harsh fella.

Looks like someone else is throwing a wobbler today

[Vieste]

I meant it in a good way all i had at the time was out of date crisps

I love Mr Ropers van food.

[Mr Roper]

[Pixel-Snapper]

scetti on toast made an appearance again for me at the weekend. This time accompanied by black pudding and Lamb sausages.



Flameproof coat donned.

[5potTurbo]

Pixel-Snapper said:

scetti on toast made an appearance again for me at the weekend. This time accompanied by black pudding and Lamb sausages.



Flameproof coat donned.

No need for flameproof coat - if you like tinned 'scetti', you eat it.

[Ffuxake]

Holiday brekkie made on a canal barge on the Kennet & Avon.
Bacon, tomato & basil sausage, black pud & white pud all made by my local butcher (Bill Page of Hoylake). Garlic mushroom and fried egg laid by my own hen.
Washed down by a pint of Away With The Fairies cider! Perfect hangover fodder!

[AB]

Cooked up a lovely one this morning.

3x sausages
3x bacon
4x hash brown
1x fried egg
mushrooms
grilled tomato
2x toast
spaghetti hoops (much preferable to beans)

Extra large plate!

[Vieste]

No photos AB?

From last week.