Dirty takeaway pictures

[JaybirdUK]

George H said:

Lamb madras, pilau rice, garlic naan, poppadoms and mango chutney

Your ticking all the boxes there George, vile colour, square rice, single cutlery item, beer. Utter filth!

[Pixel-Snapper]

All currys should be eaten with a spoon its by far the best tool. Non of this knife and folk melarky for me, spoon and naan is all you need.

[AndrewW-G]

Pixel-Snapper said:

All currys should be eaten with a spoon its by far the best tool. Non of this knife and folk melarky for me, spoon and naan is all you need.

Even better than just a spoon . . .the Spork: fork, spoon and cutting implement all rolled up in one

[vladcjelli]

anonymous said:

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Or a curry that required one?

[jenpot]

vladcjelli said:

anonymous said:

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Or a curry that required one?

Clearly your local doesn't serve squirrel. I've doubts about mine.

[George H]

Pixel-Snapper said:

All currys should be eaten with a spoon its by far the best tool. Non of this knife and folk melarky for me, spoon and naan is all you need.

[OlberJ]

A spoon?

Heathens.

You scoop with the naan and then drink the remnants straight from the foil tray.

[ClintonB]

George H said:

Pixel-Snapper said:

All currys should be eaten with a spoon its by far the best tool. Non of this knife and folk melarky for me, spoon and naan is all you need.

Why anyone would need a knife for a curry would be totally beyond me. However, the simple fork is the correct choice of troffing implement. Eat with said fork & save last piece of Garlic Naan for mopping up of residual slop.

[mph1977]

OlberJ said:

A spoon?

Heathens.

You scoop with the naan and then drink the remnants straight from the foil tray.

which is the natural way of things ...

[Google [bot]]

Again, this thread seals my lunchtime fate.



I know, too much greenage.

[Truckosaurus]

Google [bot] said:

Again, this thread seals my lunchtime fate.



I know, too much greenage.

Looks too much like a low-carb diet special, only salvaged by having full-fat Pepsi.

[Frankeh]

I use a knife and fork for all food as I'm not a savage.

[dontfollowme]

Google [bot] said:

Again, this thread seals my lunchtime fate.



I know, too much greenage.

Doesn't your office stink after that?

[Google [bot]]

dontfollowme said:

Doesn't your office stink after that?

Not that I'm aware of but then I wouldn't smell it anyway most likely.

[OlberJ]

Google [bot] said:

Not that I'm aware of but then I wouldn't smell it anyway most likely.

I think he was reffering to "arse fallout" instead.

[BoRED S2upid]

Truckosaurus said:

Google [bot] said:

Again, this thread seals my lunchtime fate.



I know, too much greenage.

Looks too much like a low-carb diet special, only salvaged by having full-fat Pepsi.

You have to give him points for having it at lunchtime. Its not as if its a dirty Friday night takeaway with beer this is the mans lunch on a Monday.

[cheddar]

BoRED S2upid said:

Truckosaurus said:

Google [bot] said:

Again, this thread seals my lunchtime fate.



I know, too much greenage.

Looks too much like a low-carb diet special, only salvaged by having full-fat Pepsi.

You have to give him points for having it at lunchtime. Its not as if its a dirty Friday night takeaway with beer this is the mans lunch on a Monday.

Well said.

I've been enjoying this. Let's not turn it into the "Only if it looks like cat sick" thread.

[Urban Sports]

robsco said:

Soovy said:

robsco said:

Urban Sports said:

That is vomit inducing.

Fixed it for you. No charge.

Edited for accuracy Soovy, thanks

I finally found out what this was, I accidentally ordered it again last week. It was deep fried duck in straw mushroom sauce.

[Pixel-Snapper]

Urban Sports said:

robsco said:

Soovy said:

robsco said:

Urban Sports said:

That is vomit inducing.

Fixed it for you. No charge.

Edited for accuracy Soovy, thanks

I finally found out what this was, I accidentally ordered it again last week. It was deep fried duck in straw mushroom sauce.

HOLEY-BALLSACKS-BATMAN I missed that first time round.!

[mike80]

The majority of the stuff in this thread I would happily eat, without a second glance. That, however...