Dirty takeaway pictures

[KungFuPanda]

Urban Sports said:

cartel said:

You need to explain what it is

Because it looks like you have some seriously strange fetish going on

eta - or you just love a bit of cum on your chinese - either way, keep it to yourself!

Edited by cartel on Saturday 13th November 23:39

I hadn't posted what it was because I genuinely couldn't remember. However after consulting my wife (who was sober on that particular night), I can tell you it was deep fried duck with oyster sauce.

Mate, I'm oriental I can tell you that ain't no oyster sauce. Oyster sauce has the same colour and consistency as HP sauce. I reckon it's some sort of dish involving very underdone scrambled egg over the top of it...

[manic47]

I could have done without seeing that picture this early in the day.

Edited by manic47 on Sunday 14th November 08:53

[Hammer67]

Urban Sports said:

cartel said:

You need to explain what it is

Because it looks like you have some seriously strange fetish going on

eta - or you just love a bit of cum on your chinese - either way, keep it to yourself!

Edited by cartel on Saturday 13th November 23:39

I hadn't posted what it was because I genuinely couldn't remember. However after consulting being sucked off by my wife who was sober pissed on that particular night, I can tell you it was deep fried duck what she threw up after swallowing too much of my oyster sauce.

EFA

[Mr Roper]

Looks similar to Duck and crab sauce, our local serve this as their signature dish! Not had it myself BUT the people that have say it's great.

I'll stick to my crispy shredded chilli beef & noodles thanks


It does look like a very sick bet though

[Urban Sports]

KungFuPanda said:

Urban Sports said:

cartel said:

You need to explain what it is

Because it looks like you have some seriously strange fetish going on

eta - or you just love a bit of cum on your chinese - either way, keep it to yourself!

Edited by cartel on Saturday 13th November 23:39

I hadn't posted what it was because I genuinely couldn't remember. However after consulting my wife (who was sober on that particular night), I can tell you it was deep fried duck with oyster sauce.

Mate, I'm oriental I can tell you that ain't no oyster sauce. Oyster sauce has the same colour and consistency as HP sauce. I reckon it's some sort of dish involving very underdone scrambled egg over the top of it...

Any idea what it is then? It tasted very salty.

[GarryA]

Urban Sports said:

Any idea what it is then? It tasted very salty.

Chef's special

[calibrax]

GarryA said:

Urban Sports said:

Any idea what it is then? It tasted very salty.

Chef's special

Yes, I think he might be...

[BeeRoad]

Urban Sports said:

KungFuPanda said:

Urban Sports said:

cartel said:

You need to explain what it is

Because it looks like you have some seriously strange fetish going on

eta - or you just love a bit of cum on your chinese - either way, keep it to yourself!

Edited by cartel on Saturday 13th November 23:39

I hadn't posted what it was because I genuinely couldn't remember. However after consulting my wife (who was sober on that particular night), I can tell you it was deep fried duck with oyster sauce.

Mate, I'm oriental I can tell you that ain't no oyster sauce. Oyster sauce has the same colour and consistency as HP sauce. I reckon it's some sort of dish involving very underdone scrambled egg over the top of it...

Any idea what it is then? It tasted very salty.

Yes, the coating is a crab and egg white sauce, several local chineses here do it. Looks grim but I really like it with a splash of soy sauce on it. It's usually served over some kind of meat of seafood fried in batter so the silky sauce contrasts with the crispy elements.

[Cotty]

Mobile Chicane said:

bashman said:

Last nights takeaway. Chicken tikka biryani with vegetable curry, chicken pakora starter, chips with onion salad, free onion bhaji and a free bud

Good effort with the chips and square rice,

Loving the square rice.

[Hammer67]

A pair of Singapore Special Fried Rice tits.

[Pferdestarke]

With a side order of crispy beef and some other glutinous, chilified MSG sauce?

Good work.

[calibrax]

Tried a new Chinese takeaway tonight, was very good!

Starters : 'Seaweed', mini spring rolls, crispy won tons, sesame prawn toast, satay chicken skewers (hidden under the toast), some veggies, sweet & sour sauce and satay sauce.


Main : Crispy shredded chili beef, Singapore fried rice noodles.

[Nicko_12345]

I really want a chinese now

[zakelwe]

I've been avoiding the FDR section for a long time I had food depression , I managed to come back on the other night and posted about home made pizza but missed this delight of a thread, it's like the anti matter version of the Show us a picture of your dinner thread

Here's one of mine from a long time ago.



2 crusty rolls, Mcain southern fries (deep fried of course, none of this namby pamby oven malarky), cheese singles and kebab meat. It goes together remarkably well. The southern coating on the fries means they are not overwhelmed by the kebab. It's quite balanced taste wise. Not up to the standard some have striven / dived / risked life and limb to get to though!

This thread reminds me of something I wanted always to do. A lot of people make 8 burger, 10 burger or even 100 burger burgers, but I thought it would be quite nice to do a McDonalds pyramid burger which rather than just be a load of burgers would have a nice shape and also different tastes, so tomorrow I will do it.


So it goes big to small. So from the top down

Cheeseburger
Big Mac
Quarter pounder
Big Tasty


I guess a double cheeseburger should go on, but that is quite like the cheeseburger. Will it upset my cone shape as well? Or even my colon ! I'lj throw away all the buns apart from the very top and bottom and the middle out of the big mac as it is part of a big mac. Photo's tomorrow.

If anyone fancies joining me on the McPyramid challenge, feel free.

Maybe if I eat all that I can get the girls like my hero Adam




Andy

Edited by zakelwe on Thursday 18th November 19:36

[Original Poster]

zakelwe said:

I've been avoiding the FDR section for a long time I had food depression , I managed to come back on the other night and posted about home made pizza but missed this delight of a thread, it's like the anti matter version of the Show us a picture of your dinner thread

Here's one of mine from a long time ago.



2 crusty rolls, Mcain southern fries (deep fried of course, none of this namby pamby oven malarky), cheese singles and kebab meat. It goes together remarkably well. The southern coating on the fries means they are not overwhelmed by the kebab. It's quite balanced taste wise. Not up to the standard some have striven / dived / risked life and limb to get to though!

This thread reminds me of something I wanted always to do. A lot of people make 8 burger, 10 burger or even 100 burger burgers, but I thought it would be quite nice to do a McDonalds pyramid burger which rather than just be a load of burgers would have a nice shape and also different tastes, so tomorrow I will do it.


So it goes big to small. So from the top down

Cheeseburger
Big Mac
Quarter pounder
Big Tasty


I guess a double cheeseburger should go on, but that is quite like the cheeseburger. Will it upset my cone shape as well? Or even my colon ! I'lj throw away all the buns apart from the very top and bottom and the middle out of the big mac as it is part of a big mac. Photo's tomorrow.

If anyone fancies joining me on the McPyramid challenge, feel free.

Maybe if I eat all that I can get the girls like my hero Adam




Andy

Edited by zakelwe on Thursday 18th November 19:36

Epic!

[Frankeh]

FOOK! Pizza shop next to my house just got the equipment to make kebabs. GAME OVER.

Good thing I just signed up to a gym.

[Soovy]

To quote The Specials.........

Ace SKA band said:

"Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think..........."

Or, in the words of my beloved Dad, who even now is saving me a place at the big bar in the sky..........

Soovs Dad and hero God bless him said:

If you don't drink, eat good food and drink enough Gin to float the Queen Mary then you'll probably live longer. But trust me son, it will certainly feel like it.

Edited by Soovy on Thursday 18th November 21:04

[Pferdestarke]

zakelwe said:

I've been avoiding the FDR section for a long time I had food depression


Cheeseburger
Big Mac
Quarter pounder
Big Tasty

Now then. We don't want a relapse old boy.

However, be sure to post up the pyramid.

And going forward, I think we ought to push for more filth being photographed in epic proportion. Or is that portions?

[robsco]

Urban Sports said:

That is vomit inducing.

[Soovy]

robsco said:

Urban Sports said:

That is vomit inducing.

Fixed it for you. No charge.