Dirty takeaway pictures Vol 2

[NoVetec]

The Spruce goose said:

very nice...but hummus are you a man or a mouse..?

It's a paradox. A healthy dish such as hummus makes a filthy meal even filthier.

[anonymous-user]

NoVetec said:

It's a paradox. A healthy dish such as hummus makes a filthy meal even filthier.

only if it was scottish hummus*

• Deep fried with a mar bar

[BrabusMog]

iPad camera doesn't do the chilli sauce justice.

[Goonowski]

BrabusMog said:

This picture has inspired me.

I am going to make doner yorkshire puddings at the earliest opportunity.

[Slink]

BrabusMog said:

iPad camera doesn't do the chilli sauce justice.

there doesnt look like there was ANY chilli sauce on that... just quite a bit of grease on the bottom pic.


go on, you with friends, there was no chilli sauce was there?

[BrabusMog]

There was, but it was a pitiful amount. Cant really moan for £3 though.

[SpeedMattersNot]

Had had a late lunch so could only eat half of my curry. The usual, chicken rogan, pilau, slag aloo, pappadums and mint sauce.

[Tango13]

wijit said:

AB said:

I like veg content in a kebab!

....and that is why chillies were invented!

But a chilli is a fruit

[calibrax]

Ordered... (since when are spam fritters a dessert!?)

1 X 42. Mushrooms in Batter (Starters) - £2.00 £2.00
1 X 43. Twisty Fries (Starters) - £2.60 £2.60
2 X 185. Spam Fritter (Desserts) - £1.70 £3.40
1 X 124. Minced Beef & Onion Pie (Pies) - £2.30 £2.30
Card fee: £0.50
Total: £10.80

Plated up...

[jas xjr]

calibrax said:

Ordered... (since when are spam fritters a dessert!?)

1 X 42. Mushrooms in Batter (Starters) - £2.00 £2.00
1 X 43. Twisty Fries (Starters) - £2.60 £2.60
2 X 185. Spam Fritter (Desserts) - £1.70 £3.40
1 X 124. Minced Beef & Onion Pie (Pies) - £2.30 £2.30
Card fee: £0.50
Total: £10.80

Plated up...

looks a little dry

[GALLARDOGUY]

Why isn't the pie battered???

It's the odd one out!

[calibrax]

GALLARDOGUY said:

Why isn't the pie battered???

It's the odd one out!

Because I'm not in Scotland and you can't get a battered pie here!

The twisty fries aren't battered either

[GALLARDOGUY]

Now theres a challenge boys and girls.

The first to post a battered pie wins...

[Pferdestarke]

Grease fest!

Had a chippy dinner on Sunday. 12 pieces of scampi, chips, peas and half of my wife's haddock. All cooked in beef tallow for the flavour.

Lays heavy, that stuff.

No photo - sorry.

Chicken wings are in the oven however. Nando's garlic and Frank's at the ready. Will post in an hour.

[Pferdestarke]

oops. Wrong thread.

[calibrax]

Pferdestarke said:

half of my wife's haddock

Worst...euphemism...ever...

[Goonowski]

I was working in an open plan office environment the other day and decided to go for meat and chips with sauce for lunch at my desk.

As I begun to tuck in I learned that apparently some people choose what they eat based on how good it is for them and how healthy it is. I know. I was shocked. How can you live your life like that? The local temperature moderator and shoe discusser next door started asking how I can eat that when sober and commented on how unhealthy it is.




I replied that I eat this because I'm a man. A hungry one. And I'm not ashamed. And I'll do it again. Perhaps not every day, but I'll do it again.

[Mr Trophy]

This thread is murder when you're trying to eat good

[Pferdestarke]

calibrax said:

Worst...euphemism...ever...

You fker!

Oh dear.

[exgtt]

Goonowski said:

I was working in an open plan office environment the other day and decided to go for meat and chips with sauce for lunch at my desk.

As I begun to tuck in I learned that apparently some people choose what they eat based on how good it is for them and how healthy it is. I know. I was shocked. How can you live your life like that? The local temperature moderator and shoe discusser next door started asking how I can eat that when sober and commented on how unhealthy it is.




I replied that I eat this because I'm a man. A hungry one. And I'm not ashamed. And I'll do it again. Perhaps not every day, but I'll do it again.

Takes balls to eat that at your desk, I usually skulk around a park close to the office when I'm in the mood for a lunch time Bab - the alcoholics drinking cider and me gobbling down a kebab. I even go in the disabled toilet after to wash the evidence off my shaking fingers.