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Utterly Clueless

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1,981 posts

208 months

Thursday 12th March 2009
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Does anyone feel the need to re-arrange the pepperoni on pizzas into a more evenly distribuyed pattern??

Im curious as i think i may have a mild OCD when it comes to this sort of think and wondered if i was along or if anyone else did it.

Oh and before people say it, no im not on acid, and now people are going to say im paranoid so i must be on drugs and its all going to get out of hand, but lets hope it doesnt.

Thom

EngJock

20,962 posts

201 months

Thursday 12th March 2009
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I do the same. I also pick out the sweetcorn and do the same...

King of Dings

437 posts

207 months

Thursday 12th March 2009
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I order extra peparoni then the whole thing is covered in the stuff and only costs extra quid.

Only thing I have mild OCD about is locking the car. Can never remember if I have or haven't. so blip the flipper a couple of times to make sure

OllieWinchester

5,688 posts

207 months

Thursday 12th March 2009
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King of Dings said:
Only thing I have mild OCD about is locking the car. Can never remember if I have or haven't. so blip the flipper a couple of times to make sure
I fear this may defeat the object, and actually leave your car unlocked.

HTH

Balmoral Green

42,376 posts

263 months

Thursday 12th March 2009
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Yes.

Then I add extra pepperoni, halved cherry tomatoes and extra cheese, then put on some anchovies in a star fish pattern, and finally place a couple of egg yolks on top for the last couple of minutes.

Simpo Two

89,158 posts

280 months

Thursday 12th March 2009
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Utterly Clueless said:
Does anyone feel the need to re-arrange the pepperoni on pizzas into a more evenly distribuyed pattern??
Yep.

Except that my favourite pepperoni pizza has changed its packaging and now I can't find it anymore frown

Jasandjules

71,099 posts

244 months

Thursday 12th March 2009
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Uh, no I don't...

I do hate it when there are loads of say mushrooms on one half and loads of pepperoni on the other side.. I mean, spread them evenly please...

Utterly Clueless

Original Poster:

1,981 posts

208 months

Thursday 12th March 2009
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King of Dings said:
I order extra peparoni then the whole thing is covered in the stuff and only costs extra quid.

Only thing I have mild OCD about is locking the car. Can never remember if I have or haven't. so blip the flipper a couple of times to make sure
Im on about packaged pizza's you cook yourself.

and im similar with my house, i have to lift the handle so the dead bolt slides across everytime I enter or exit the house (obviously if im going out i lock it aswell if no one else is in

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

210 months

Thursday 12th March 2009
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I'm totally OCD about the symmetry of pizza toppings.

In fact about most things.

Towels are hung straight and level on the rail.
TV/DVD remotes are stacked next to each other all facing the same way.
All screws in door handles/light switches/Etc. all have to be tightened so the heads are all facing the same way.
All toiletries on show in the bathrooms have to have the labes facing forwards and lined up from large to small.
The cigarette lighters in all my cars have to face the correct way so the cigarette drawing is upright.
If I eat chips or potato wedges they can't be touching each other on the plate.

Actually reading that I think I need help.

elster

17,517 posts

225 months

Thursday 12th March 2009
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mickken said:
Nolar Dog said:
I'm totally OCD about the symmetry of pizza toppings.

In fact about most things.

Towels are hung straight and level on the rail.
TV/DVD remotes are stacked next to each other all facing the same way.
All screws in door handles/light switches/Etc. all have to be tightened so the heads are all facing the same way.
All toiletries on show in the bathrooms have to have the labes facing forwards and lined up from large to small.
The cigarette lighters in all my cars have to face the correct way so the cigarette drawing is upright.
If I eat chips or potato wedges they can't be touching each other on the plate.

Actually reading that I think I need help.
Have you ever made a film with Julia Roberts??
He could be nicholas cage in a film? Is this the same film?

moleamol

15,887 posts

278 months

Thursday 12th March 2009
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You wanna lay off the drugs Thom, it's making you paranoid.

Seriously though, if anyone hasn't tried them then give ASDA stonebaked freshly prepared pizzas a whirl. They are £3.18 for a 14" with four toppings of your choice and better than most take away/delivery places. My current favourite is hickory steak, cajun chicken, pepperoni and red onions. It's brilliant.

OllieWinchester

5,688 posts

207 months

Thursday 12th March 2009
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Nolar Dog said:
I'm totally OCD about the symmetry of pizza toppings.

In fact about most things.

Towels are hung straight and level on the rail.
TV/DVD remotes are stacked next to each other all facing the same way.
All screws in door handles/light switches/Etc. all have to be tightened so the heads are all facing the same way.
All toiletries on show in the bathrooms have to have the labes facing forwards and lined up from large to small.
The cigarette lighters in all my cars have to face the correct way so the cigarette drawing is upright.
If I eat chips or potato wedges they can't be touching each other on the plate.

Actually reading that I think I need help.
I think I'd book an appointment with the Doctor or something. My dads partner has to get in to the diner they own before everyone else in the morning to clean the inside of the lids on all the ketchup bottles individually, because it keeps him awake knowing they might have ketchup on them. His logic is that if he doesn't do this, then who else will? Err, how about no one!

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

210 months

Thursday 12th March 2009
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mickken said:
Nolar Dog said:
I'm totally OCD about the symmetry of pizza toppings.

In fact about most things.

Towels are hung straight and level on the rail.
TV/DVD remotes are stacked next to each other all facing the same way.
All screws in door handles/light switches/Etc. all have to be tightened so the heads are all facing the same way.
All toiletries on show in the bathrooms have to have the labes facing forwards and lined up from large to small.
The cigarette lighters in all my cars have to face the correct way so the cigarette drawing is upright.
If I eat chips or potato wedges they can't be touching each other on the plate.

Actually reading that I think I need help.
Have you ever made a film with Julia Roberts??
Sleeping with the enemy? hehe

I'm not quite that bad. Tinned food in the cupboards doesn't have to conform.

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

210 months

Thursday 12th March 2009
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OllieWinchester said:
My dads partner has to get in to the diner they own before everyone else in the morning to clean the inside of the lids on all the ketchup bottles individually
You mean he goes home knowing te lids might be dirty?

There's no way I could do that. Seriously.

OllieWinchester

5,688 posts

207 months

Thursday 12th March 2009
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I think it distresses him quite a bit. He is also massively concerned over the way the napkins are wrapped around the cutlery. He has admitted he wakes up in the night sometimes thinking about things like this.

bazking69

8,620 posts

205 months

Friday 13th March 2009
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The positioning of the pepperoni is of little concern to me, as it all gets eaten first before I even consider tucking into the pizza.

OllieWinchester

5,688 posts

207 months

Friday 13th March 2009
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bazking69 said:
The positioning of the pepperoni is of little concern to me, as it all gets eaten first before I even consider tucking into the pizza.
Just so you know, that is also weird. laugh

elster

17,517 posts

225 months

Friday 13th March 2009
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moleamol said:
You wanna lay off the drugs Thom, it's making you paranoid.

Seriously though, if anyone hasn't tried them then give ASDA stonebaked freshly prepared pizzas a whirl. They are £3.18 for a 14" with four toppings of your choice and better than most take away/delivery places. My current favourite is hickory steak, cajun chicken, pepperoni and red onions. It's brilliant.
Whoah! I read that and thought you were talking to me!

I must be paranoid.

ali_kat

32,079 posts

236 months

Friday 13th March 2009
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yes

And the jalapenos hehe

BigLepton

5,042 posts

216 months

Friday 13th March 2009
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Balmoral Green said:
Yes.

Then I add extra pepperoni, halved cherry tomatoes and extra cheese, then put on some anchovies in a star fish pattern, and finally place a couple of egg yolks on top for the last couple of minutes.
Is that before or after you pay the delivery guy?