Replace Clarkson with?

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MarshPhantom

9,658 posts

139 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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R666 said:
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Amirhussain said:
TKH said:
tomsugden said:
Chris Evans.
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Am I the only one who doesn't see the hype about Chris Evans? I know his a massive petrolhead and has a great car collection, but I think Top Gear would be awful with him hosting.
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Can't stand him. Pretentious knob
I suggested Evans myself a few days ago but can't stand him either.

hairyben

8,516 posts

185 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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Given all the feature is filmed and I assume it's just studio presentation, replace him with a man in a baboon costume. he can run around going oo-oo-ooh. The h8r's will all love it thinking it's derogatory and the fans will all love as they know nobody sends jez up more than jez himself. the stig can interview the SIARPC by sitting there saying nothing.

There can be loads of speculation/controversy over who was in the baboon suit.

stephen300o

15,464 posts

230 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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Brett Favre.

0a

23,907 posts

196 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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Natalie Bennett and George W Bush.

hairyben

8,516 posts

185 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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Or what about an actual orang-utan? Right turn clyde! oh hang on..

dudleybloke

20,044 posts

188 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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Jihadi John.

MarshPhantom

9,658 posts

139 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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Alan Titchmarsh

Oilchange

8,533 posts

262 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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Absolutely none of the above, especially Chris Evans. Tut!

If he goes the program dies. Simple.

joema

2,660 posts

181 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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Jonathan Ross. Just so Rolls Royce becomes Wolls Woyce

Maybe EJ though?

SpeedBall

643 posts

172 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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Chris Evans is too busy plugging his revival of TFI Friday. A show that was cancelled after being trounced by the Simpsons...

Although I always got the impression that Evans treated those beneath him the say way Clarkson does.

Halb

53,012 posts

185 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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Idris Elba or Chris Evans.

J4CKO

41,839 posts

202 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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Adrian Edmonson

Paul Merton

Steve Coogan

Me


stephen300o

15,464 posts

230 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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Terry Wogan.

SpikeBmth

1,295 posts

157 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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I'd say Chris Evans too smile

DrDoofenshmirtz

15,349 posts

202 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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Colin Furze

Riff Raff

5,171 posts

197 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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joema said:
Maybe EJ though?
Eddie the Eejit? Do us a favour.

Pebbles167

3,542 posts

154 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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The fat opera singing welshman from the old go compare adverts.

The episodes could generally consist of Hammond and May desperately driving very fast to try and get away from him.

Whoever gets caught first has to accept the highest online quote available for a Toyota Prius whilst said welshman bellows "GO COMPAAAAARRE" into their ear.

surveyor

17,914 posts

186 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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With three weeks to go they may be replacing more than just Clarkson.....


Ilovejapcrap

3,288 posts

114 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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longshot said:
Frankie Boyle.
Your username says it all for that.

I'd watch it mind

Tonto

2,983 posts

250 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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Noel Edmunds and the Chuckle Brothers.

Job jobbed.