Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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Republik

4,525 posts

192 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Anything by Halifax or Iceland.

paoloh

8,617 posts

206 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Heskey said:
52classic said:
My most hated is 'phones 4 U'......
How ya like that, big boy?

YEEEAH! YEEEEEEAH! YEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
Mc Muffin, Heskey's calling you.

ViperScot

10,087 posts

239 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Any one (and their are LOTS of them) with horrible sickly sweet families. Like that one trying to get you to become a driving instructor!!! If my family was like that I'd shoot myself through my ar5e. And those ads haven't worked as they wind me up so much that I'm not able to register what company they're trying to advertise (as I swear and throw things at the TV). furious

Edited by ViperScot on Friday 28th November 21:49

Shaw Tarse

31,544 posts

205 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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anonymous said:
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phone Rodders come back!

threepwood

43 posts

187 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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Any advert that compresses the sound track to make it sound like they have turned your volume up to 11.

Morningside

24,111 posts

231 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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paoloh said:
Heskey said:
52classic said:
My most hated is 'phones 4 U'......
How ya like that, big boy?

YEEEAH! YEEEEEEAH! YEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
Mc Muffin, Heskey's calling you.
I see they have taken out the YEEEEAHHH! bits.

I hate all 'adverts' from the BBC. (license fee, merchandise, coming up next)

s3fella

10,524 posts

189 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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That fxxcking Cadbury's Gorilla!

Hate the fooker

Mst007

472 posts

224 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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I cant bear to watch ads full stop. Sky+ is your friend. My Mrs doesnt really understand why I get so anxious about it, but I HAVE to flick or fast forward.

The reason is as per all the comments above

Tazfan

1,186 posts

252 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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ALL the insurance/amulance chaser/scam ones, Vanish carpet cleaner (especially the line where is says how faaarst it works), Dirty at Thirty detergent one, the guy who doesnt wear a seat belt and ends up with puctured lungs (WTF would happen if he WAS wearing a seatbelt? He would stop just as fast [no airbag to cushion the blow] but with the added bonus of snapped collar bone, whiplash and seatbelt burn]), Sudafed (not seen it for awhile now though), the nerd who inhales a pen up his nose. Cant think of anymore at the momment. Ooooh, ANY with Michale Win,,, I mean Loser in. Cant stand that pompous git.

Rocky Balboa

1,308 posts

202 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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That Flash advert with Anthea fking Turner!

You know the 'i'm better and richer than you' one. shoot

zetec

4,473 posts

253 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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#It's beginning to look alot like Christmas.....#

Poxy Asda Christmas advert, not only was it on during nearly advert break of Road wars last night, it was on 2 or 3 times each break!!!

furious

Edited by zetec on Saturday 29th November 11:13

Ray Luxury-Yacht

8,910 posts

218 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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surfeit said:

gifdy

2,073 posts

243 months

Saturday 29th November 2008
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The advert for cider where the two blokes stand there and go 'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'. I'd punch them in the throats and leave

gtidriver

3,362 posts

189 months

Sunday 30th November 2008
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The ad where the dhead falls off the ladder, i hate that ad with a passion its so wrong.
1 not allowed to use a wooden ladder in a work place.
2 no hard hat.
3 no safety harness.
4 not tied to the ladder (the ladder that was not tied off to the wall, that wouldnt have slipped in the first place if it was)
5 using a corded drill up a ladder.

also did he have a gun pointing at him as he was told by his employer to US IT (ladder).

At the end of the ad it shows him getting a cheque,shurley this sort of ad cant be legal, very very misleading, ccensoreds

moosepig

1,306 posts

243 months

Sunday 30th November 2008
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Adverts for booze which finish with "please drink responsibly".

fk off you tts, I'll drink as much as I fking well please! mad

Adverts. They're all a load of cock. Sky+ is your friend yes

LifesAPeach

11 posts

187 months

Sunday 30th November 2008
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Having just seen the Barnardos advert - its gets my vote.

Steamer

13,886 posts

215 months

Sunday 30th November 2008
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LifesAPeach said:
Having just seen the Barnardos advert - its gets my vote.
yes I know its for a good cause and I know far worse happens everday...

...but its a bit bloomin stong!

LifesAPeach

11 posts

187 months

Sunday 30th November 2008
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Steamer said:
LifesAPeach said:
Having just seen the Barnardos advert - its gets my vote.
yes I know its for a good cause and I know far worse happens everday...

...but its a bit bloomin stong!
Exactly, it doesnt make me want to put my hand in my pocket and donate!

Tyre_Tread

10,542 posts

218 months

Sunday 30th November 2008
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I'm PC........ I'm PC........ I'm PC..........

What a load of toss and I can't even remember what its for.

RDE

4,950 posts

216 months

Sunday 30th November 2008
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"Tony? How are things?"

"Gary." (He responds, without even looking at who's talking to him)

"Must - be - two - years - since - we - worked - together."

Unfortunately, all the extra knowledge that Tony gained at the Skills Centre has rendered him unable to speak at a normal rate. This will be followed by that sanctimonious prick who used to be on The Bill (I think), hawking the use of nuisance lawsuits.

And then... Richard fking Hammond beaming imbecilically as he mooches around the horror that is Morrisons, talking about the freshness of fish. Stop being such a sellout! Same goes for you, Michael 'Pathologically Incapable of Putting Dignity Before Money' Parkinson.



Edited by RDE on Sunday 30th November 13:03

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