The perfect female from film and tv...

[NotDave]

qube_TA said:

Erm, the opposite of dizzy is not mastermind.

Dizzy is how you present yourself, some girls think that appearing to be thick or stupid is endearing, it's not.

And she's 24, WTF are you on about with 'pedobear', too young for me, granted but she's hardly a child

Well aware, I was being flippant. Do apologise.


Pedobear remark is irrelevant of her actual age, more to do with the fact that her figure is akin to your average 15 year old school girl IN TERMS OF SIZE

[garrykiller]

NotDave said:

Well aware, I was being flippant. Do apologise.


Pedobear remark is irrelevant of her actual age, more to do with the fact that her figure is akin to your average 15 year old school girl IN TERMS OF SIZE

if 15 year old girls look like that i am going back to school!!

[chris watton]

garrykiller said:

witherspoon

You could get pickles out of a jar with that chin!

[odyssey2200]

garrykiller said:

portman

Kunis

There is one, rather excellent scene in The Black Swan with those two

[garrykiller]

odyssey2200 said:

There is one, rather excellent scene in The Black Swan with those two

there certainly is!

[Nedzilla]

chris watton said:

garrykiller said:

witherspoon

You could get pickles out of a jar with that chin!

Or even this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJAC9InrqvY&fea...

[NotDave]

garrykiller said:

if 15 year old girls look like that i am going back to school!!

someone had to do it

[VinceFox]

if you could put a proper brain and personality in kelly brook's head you'd have a win.

[NotDave]

VinceFox said:

if you could put a proper brain and personality in kelly brook's head you'd have a win.

Michelle Mone

[VinceFox]

NotDave said:

VinceFox said:

if you could put a proper brain and personality in kelly brook's head you'd have a win.

Michelle Mone

blonde

[richtea78]

Ive often wondered with Witherspoon if she was giving you a blowjob could she tickle your balls with her chin at the same time?

Id be willing to find out for the team

[cazzer]

monthefish said:

cazzer said:

monthefish said:

cazzer said:

jimslops said:

Or she can continue to be a flabber

Have you actually got a real woman? Or just one with staples in the middle?

Ahhh, the usual response from someone who has had to settle for a 'flabber' in real life.

So thats no then?

I've no idea whether 'jimslops' has a real woman or not

Why the hell not? Find out immediately.

[mattyn1]

richtea78 said:

Ive often wondered with Witherspoon if she was giving you a blowjob could she tickle your balls with her chin at the same time?

Id be willing to find out for the team

Maybe if she has not shaved!!!

[Nedzilla]

richtea78 said:

Ive often wondered with Witherspoon if she was giving you a blowjob could she tickle your balls with her chin at the same time?

Id be willing to find out for the team

Tickle your balls??? She could milk your fkin prostate whilst giving you a blowie with that chin!!

[NotDave]

VinceFox said:

blonde

And?


cooking

fit

underwear

business woman

firery

[VinceFox]

NotDave said:

VinceFox said:

blonde

And?


cooking

fit

underwear

business woman

firery

Personal thing and i don't know why, but i just don't find blonde women attractive. They're sort of invisible to me.

[NotDave]

VinceFox said:

Personal thing and i don't know why, but i just don't find blonde women attractive. They're sort of invisible to me.

Understandable. I'm same with twiglets

[Mikeyboy]

VinceFox said:

Personal thing and i don't know why, but i just don't find blonde women attractive. They're sort of invisible to me.

You have arrived too early on this earth then it seems. its a recessive gene and in the not too distant future there will be no blondes.

I would doubt for example that Mone is as blonde as she appears to be.

[qube_TA]

VinceFox said:

Personal thing and i don't know why, but i just don't find blonde women attractive. They're sort of invisible to me.

Chap I used to work with only liked blondes, any girl that wasn't was some how dirty, not in a dirty sex kind of hotness way but somehow unclean.

Maybe he was just a massive closet racist, don't know.

[VinceFox]

qube_TA said:

VinceFox said:

Personal thing and i don't know why, but i just don't find blonde women attractive. They're sort of invisible to me.

Chap I used to work with only liked blondes, any girl that wasn't was some how dirty, not in a dirty sex kind of hotness way but somehow unclean.

Maybe he was just a massive closet racist, don't know.

Yeah, for me it has to be dark hair, preferably a bit vampy. Each to their own i guess!