The Simpsons favourite bits thread

[ajprice]

"Fly, my pretties, fly!"



"...continue the research"

[Smiler.]

Marf said:

"Should I whack slow, or fast?"

I'll raise you

[Marf]

"be in the game, not of the game"

[Ozone]

Marge finds out she's pregnant with Bart.

Doctor Hibbert hands her the leaflet titled "So you've ruined your life"

[QuackHandle]

[Negative Creep]

Burns pulls up in a Model T type car


You there! Revulcanise my tyres and fill it up with petrolium distillate, post haste!

[Marf]

Burns: I'm sure i can work out which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix.

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Burns: Beep Beep! Out of my way I'm a motorist!

Wiggum: That's some nice reckless driving Mr. B.

[spitfire-ian]

Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.

Homer: Son, I'm proud of you. I was twice your age before I figured that out.

[aclivity]

Monty Burns: Some men hunt for sport
Others hunt for food
But the only thing I'm hunting for
Is an outfit that looks good
See my vest! See my vest!
Made from real gorilla chest
See this sweater, There's no better
Than authentic Irish setter
See this hat, 'twas my cat
My evening wear, vampire bat
These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino
Grizzly bear underwear
Turtlesnecks, I've got my share
Beret of poodle
on my noodle It shall rest
Try my red robin suit It comes one breast or two
See my vest! See my vest! See my vest!
Like my loafers? Former gofers
It was that, or skin my chauffeurs
But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best
So lets prepare these dogs Kill two for matching clogs
See my vest! See my vest! Oh, please won't you see my vest!

I really like my vest.

Edited by aclivity on Wednesday 3rd August 13:00

[marksx]

Moe to Jimbo: "I wasn't gonna kill you. I was just gonna cut you!"

[marksx]

"Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974. It's a scientfic fact"

This thread is going to soak up a lot of my time

[Morningside]

Mr. Sparkle

[Marf]

"Hello chief let's talk why not"

[percymk4]

Marf said:

It is interesting to note that probably 90% of these favourite moments are from what I call the golden years of the simpsons, series 3-8.

I noticed that too.
Good thread btw, I've not watched any recent episodes for a few years and I'd forgot just how funny the Simpsons was.

[Lunja]

There's a leaflet or box cover that features in one episode which has Krusty's seal of approval on it:

"I heartily endorse this product and/or service"

[98elise]

Homer: "Save me Jebus"

[P-Jay]

percymk4 said:

Marf said:

It is interesting to note that probably 90% of these favourite moments are from what I call the golden years of the simpsons, series 3-8.

I noticed that too.
Good thread btw, I've not watched any recent episodes for a few years and I'd forgot just how funny the Simpsons was.

Me too, however I would add that the Bart skating naked through Springfield and the twist at the end, AND Homer 'double pumping' 'the bird' as he gets sucked through the sinkhole in the Movie were some of the funniest things I've ever seen on the Simpsons.

[anonymous-user]

Morningside said:

Mr. Sparkle

Lisa: Hey! It was all a coincidence.
Bart: [to Homer] Yep. There's your answer, fishbulb

[pedrotunes]

I always crack up at Homer in the Land of Chocloate when the Germans buy the plant.

I also love this quote:

HOMER: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

LISA: No

HOMER: Ham?

LISA: No

HOMER: Pork chops?

LISA: Dad, those all come from the same animal!

HOMER: Heh heh heh...ooh...yeah...right, Lisa. A wonderful...magical animal.

[marksx]

pedrotunes said:

I always crack up at Homer in the Land of Chocloate when the Germans buy the plant.

I also love this quote:

HOMER: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

LISA: No

HOMER: Ham?

LISA: No

HOMER: Pork chops?

LISA: Dad, those all come from the same animal!

HOMER: Heh heh heh...ooh...yeah...right, Lisa. A wonderful...magical animal.

"Oh no, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared ooo the Germans"

Or something