Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

[surfeit]

LifesAPeach said:

Having just seen the Barnardos advert - it gets my vote.

which one is that again

[LifesAPeach]

The new one that shows the cycle of crud that some young girls life gets turned into, mugging, drugs, prison, abuse by father, prostitution. In no particular order.

[mccarn]

Not the TV,but the "give a give a garmin" advert really fks me off!

[Berserker LM]

Anything with that godawful "Here come the girls" song in it, so Boots and that dozy bint Paris Hilton are not my friends at the moment.

The other one has to be that stupid "is that your car?" ad. Just drives me nuts!

[dan de-lyon]

the iceland ad's are now worse since another fat failure ex nolan sister has appeared

[jdizz]

Why Has no one mentioned the frosties advert!?

"They're gonna taste great...."


Linky; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSc5g9m8ywI

[mybrainhurts]

jdizz said:

Why Has no one mentioned the frosties advert!?

"They're gonna taste great...."


Linky; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSc5g9m8ywI

That bad...

This good ------> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAMSX8-zWO8&fea...

[Negative Creep]

There is one advert that makes me genuinely angry. Not in a 'oh that's annoying' way but in a 'want to throw something at the tv' way. It's that injury lawyers 4 u advert with that smug prick who used to be on Eastenders or something.

'We hope you never need to call us' has there ever been a more odious line used in advertising? Like fk you don't, you fking ambulance chasing parasites

[rockinatmidnight]

mybrainhurts said:

jdizz said:

Why Has no one mentioned the frosties advert!?

"They're gonna taste great...."


Linky; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSc5g9m8ywI

That bad...

This good ------> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAMSX8-zWO8&fea...

Thats brilliant!

O/T but one of the comments on that led me to find a comment on some chavs page... ALOOOOOO BiiG SiiSTAA XXX
YHO OKAii??? XXXX
ii LUFF YHO RONii BAYB33 XXX
SQWiiBBL3 BAKK XXXX
LOV333 YHO XXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX


WTF!!!!! crazy crazy people

[ukwill]

That new cadburys advert with the 2 kids and the eyebrows.

I find that advert (and moreso the kids) spooky. Weird. Strange.


anything with Michael Winner in it - c0cktard.

In fact screw it, I can't actually think of an advert I like. I could quite happily do without them.

[JackDaniels]

I don't think anyone has mentioned this one but it contains the words "bloated" and "sluggish" you know the one I mean.
I can forgive the Morrison's advert because Denise Van Outen looks very tasty in it.

[Berserker LM]

Lloyds bloody TSB. Patronising, thieving bds!

[B16 RTT]

JackDaniels said:

I don't think anyone has mentioned this one but it contains the words "bloated" and "sluggish" you know the one I mean.
I can forgive the Morrison's advert because Richard Hammond looks very tasty in it.

Gayer.

[The Riddler]

Berserker LM said:

The other one has to be that stupid "is that your car?" ad. Just drives me nuts!

That actually cracks me up.. Fancy advertising a new car with "Is that your car?"

And the tag line is..


"Time to change!"

Your telling me..

[snowy slopes]

The one that had me wrestling with our lass for the remote, is that fking annoying piece of ste for tesco's! Features james nesbitt and advertises that if you spend £50 at the till, we will give you 5p off a litre of petrol! Okay, usefull granted, but i cant afford to spend bd £50 in tesco at the moment, and to top it all off, the tag line is, wait for it.....every litre helps! tt, wheres the remote so i can jam it right where the sun doesnt shine!

[king arthur]

Any advert dreamed up by imbeciles who think the best way to sell us something is to treat us all like little children. The worst perpetrators at the moment seem to be the mobile phone service providers.

Instead of Orange trying to get my custom by pointing out the benefits of their service over the one I'm currently with, they think a scene depicting a woman going out with a witch is the best way to do it. WTF? What the clucking bell does a witch have to do with a mobile phone service?

O2 think that the best way to appeal to me is to show me some CGI of a scene with lots of happy people dancing around intermingled with animated teddy bears and other fluffy animals, with the strapline, "We're better, connected". Well your adverts aren't better, they're st.

[snowy slopes]

Oh yeah, that reminds me, which total tt dreamt up the ste that is churchill's new one? Roy naffing walker is,always has, andalways will be a tt! And another thing, the person who came up with kwikfits new adverts should be taken outside and given a fking good kicking!

[Steamer]

My vote still goes to 'Fish-Bulb-Head-woman' in the Galaxy chocolate advert..

...'Think Hiding it'... Too right! Shes a double-bagger... of the brown paper bag variety.

[Sciroccology]

None of these examples are a patch on the totally cringe-worthy advert for "stool softeners" featuring those vacuous bint "ladies who lunch".

[Crimson Tide]

Could they not have picked a woman who didn't sound simultaneously wet and terrified to say "he told me he's helping Rolf Harris move house."?