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FiF

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Thursday 11th July 2019
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Forgot to say, well done Lou Sanders for a well deserved, hilarious series. Though the final video task with Paul Sinha wandering about 'looking' for the scooter had me in tears, one of the series highlights. Funniest was Alex peeing himself laughing at him.

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Thursday 11th July 2019
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Good job we are all different. Liza Tarbuck running off giggling after getting Alex to sit bare arse on a cream cake. Much roflrofl

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Friday 6th September 2019
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S1KRR said:
I knew Brand is going to make loads of "jokes" about a) her weight and b) Vaginas so wasn't expecting much. She hasn't provided much rolleyes
The family has a sweepstake running as to how many times she relies on those 'jokes' plus the men are st variant during the series.

The debate whether we should include cake jokes ended up split, as TM cake jokes have previously been funny, which would be a first for Brand admittedly.

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Sunday 8th September 2019
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Forgot to add, when Ed Gamble removed those goggles in the rainbow ice lolly task. Just roflroflrofl

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Thursday 26th September 2019
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Good episode, several belly laughs throughout the show. Will rewatch.

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Thursday 26th September 2019
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Shakermaker said:
FourWheelDrift said:
I wouldn't call Buckaroo a board game or Operation.

Didn't the task say bring a board game to life?
I'd say they were in the realm of board games

"Here comes the wine rack!" (yee ha!)
I rofled at the rolling pin being brandished around Gamble's rear end.

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Thursday 26th September 2019
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Shakermaker said:
"A letter of the alphabet"
LoL forgot about that, my first thought when Baddiel said 'Q' was "oops" then second thought was that he should go and look in the kitchen for a packet of quinoa and empty it onto the tray for starters. The reveal about Quavers was real comedy.

Also liked the Alex backstop when Ed stated his "Letter of the alphabet." Devious sods, it's like last week with the memory test and the answers on the reverse side of the task question.

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Thursday 3rd October 2019
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Lasso Alex, it's obviously easier when you're sat at home but how tempting would it have been to have a play and figure out the lasso technique as it was clear that Alex was a lasso target before you open the task and read the fateful words 'your time starts now.'

To be fair it's possibly easier if you've spent hours walking round a cowboy show in Vegas and seen 6 year olds in roping competitions so you have an idea how to set the rope up and get it twirling. Also helps if you've watched a few of the zillion YouTube instructional videos after thinking how do they do that.

I guess the contestants just go into panic mode, except Jo Brand obviously who clearly doesn't give a toot.

Btw in that task couldn't they just have asked Alex to walk to them, THEY had to stop behind the line.

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Friday 4th October 2019
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droopsnoot said:
FiF said:
Btw in that task couldn't they just have asked Alex to walk to them, THEY had to stop behind the line.
That was my thought, too. I figured they'd have been knocked out for moving the line, but then be told "but there's no reason you couldn't ask Alex to move closer.".
Plus if he said no, just go into Al Murray mode and offer him a bribe.

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Thursday 10th October 2019
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Shakermaker said:
Not quite as much of a stand out episode last night except for the welcome return of the ever-lovely Katherine Ryan (standing in for the unwell Katy Wix at the time of filming the live segment).
Just goes to show we are all different, in our house KR would be a clear candidate for the punch in the face thread. Fairly unanimous opinion too.

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Thursday 10th October 2019
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Shakermaker said:
FiF said:
Shakermaker said:
Not quite as much of a stand out episode last night except for the welcome return of the ever-lovely Katherine Ryan (standing in for the unwell Katy Wix at the time of filming the live segment).
Just goes to show we are all different, in our house KR would be a clear candidate for the punch in the face thread. Fairly unanimous opinion too.
well instead of punching her in the house would you kindly direct her to Shakermaker HQ?

Happy to reciprocate in the likely circumstances that you find someone more appealing than I do for no particular reason other than personal preference?
No probs. beer

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Thursday 17th October 2019
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Lol'd at Greg's reaction to Kerry Godliman's storage of the Taskmaster trophy.

Clearly David Baddiel has never previously operated a paint roller.

Egg task classic devious Taskmaster.

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Thursday 7th November 2019
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Intro, had Greg been taking some Colombian finest? Manic or what.

Suntan / dodgy makeup. Greg and Alex, what the shuddering fizz was going on there.

Chick pea, who could have thought a suggestion about necrophilia could be funny.

Tea making round, genuine Lol at Alex's voice when asked if he was tasting the young team's cuppa.

Multiple task round. Lol at Ed Gamble when he saw Rose Matafeo's attempt. Lovely Taskmaster trolling reveal at the end.

Final stage task. Rose, please pull David's breadstick. rofl

Thanks once again Taskmaster, just lose the fizzing tan, OK?

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Saturday 23rd November 2019
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Disagree, Liza Tarbuck gave us one of the most hilarious moments in any of the Taskmaster series. The mixture of folk improves things.

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Sunday 24th November 2019
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Jayde Adams


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Sunday 9th August 2020
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Taskmaster just goes to prove we are all different and ranking of series depends on who you do or don't like. It seems series 6 gets a bit of a pounding and a lot of negativity towards Liza Tarbuck, yet the task where she got Alex to sit bare arsed on a cream cake was stupendously funny.

I'm sure there must be some who find Jo Brand funny, but personally the endless, "I'm fat and lazy, men are st, but cakes oooh lovely" is worn thinner than a very thin thing. Series 9 was indeed below par, the continual annoyance at Brand, not to mention Baddiel's never ending stupidity but was finally lifted by the last task on the final show.

Best series for me is a tie between S5 (Aisling Bea, Bob Mortimer, Sally Phillips) and S7 with Rhod Gilbert's endless trolling of the Taskmaster, especially Greg's face at seeing his Mum in the bath wearing a fez.

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Friday 18th September 2020
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Falconer said:
Just another panel show with exactly the same people who are always on other panel shows. Widdicombe
, Pascoe, Kumar, Beckett, RR, Ryan, Osman, Richardson, Bea etc etc
What's up, couldn't you work out how to spell Romesh Ranganathan?

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Sunday 18th October 2020
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Greg on top form, straight on the case when Katherine gave a little clap at Richard's halloumi cheese with chilli.

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Monday 26th October 2020
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Is it just my imagination or is there a regular way in which they show the contestants doing the task if one of them appears to completely nail it. If shown last after the others have made a complete horlicks then it's because they have really aced the task. If shown first then the contestant is allowed to bask in a false glow of success until a later review shows "oh dear your foot momentarily touched a forbidden area. Disqualified, no points."

Such a set of sadistic bar stewards.

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Tuesday 10th November 2020
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Agree the only one that wasn't previously known was Mawaan and he's been rather good.

Didn't care for Daisy May Cooper before, still don't.

The inside of Johnny Vegas' head must be a rather startlingly strange place.

Have been some highlights though, on the task where they had to move around in a rubber dinghy on wheel, the sight of Johnny rowing the air. Not to mention Katherine thinking that Mawaan(?) was actually hanging upside down like a bat.

Prize tasks have been unilaterally crap though, and the final round on the stage nothing special.

Still glad to see Greg channelling his inner Mr Gilbert.

For anyone disappointed with this series, start watching from the beginning on catch up, it's worth it. Things I'd forgotten, like series 1 where they set Josh W, *and only Josh W*, counting how many beans in a tin, then hoops, then grains of rice. The fury was palpable. rofl