The Apprentice 2024

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Terzo123 said:

Air theme seems the best so far, by miles.

So that means the other team will win

100%

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I said Be fluid… not take the piss

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Virdi is still in the opening credits in scenes we ain’t seen so I think he’s safe

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paulw123 said:

I assume Virdi has one hell of a business plan as there can be no other reason he's still in the process

I took that as it’s just “less crap” than Onyeka’s .my mind doesn’t allow me to imagine a world where he could produce “one hell of a..” anything. Other than a disaster.

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blueg33 said:

Yet another episode that demonstrates that Virdi is as thick as two short planks. Last week it was looking with awe at a tape measure, this week it was never heard of Battersea power station and getting two people to throw a rubber ring to each other like a pair of 5 year olds on the beach.

I thought Virdi had to be for the chop this week, then Onyeka demonstrated that it is actually possible to be worse than him!

Did he also say he didn't know who Spielberg and Scorcese were?

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Here we go….

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Who pissed on pie boys chips!?

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Got to be Phil’s turn surely!!

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That’s got to be the worst winning treat ever…

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The crap treats will continue I can just see Next weeks boardroom..


“Well you’ve won, well done. You managed to negotiate the capital of Hungary, so I’ve got some Deliveroo vouchers so you won’t be hungry when you get back to the house”

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I think if your business idea is strong enough it makes no difference what you do in any of the tasks, it’ll be engineered to ensure you’re in the final.

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DSLiverpool said:

600 km on one charge ffs

It didn’t quite look like it’d hold 6000litres either

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pocketspring said:

Countdown said:

https://apple.news/ATPR6F8-jSGCt9xxS_zIpyw

Sore loser.

indeed - She also claimed that the stress of the experience had driven her to “leave the UK and go to Morocco for a month to really heal and get my mind right, because it was too much”

poor diddums, I wish I could take a month off to ps off to Morocco to chill out and perfect my Daily Mail face

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Wacky Racer said:

I am afraid Noor couldn't run a corner shop.

She was the worst candidate I've ever seen watching the show since the beginning.

Having grown up in retail we had several shops - more than one was on a corner.
I can assure you running one is no walk in the park.

I wouldn’t trust here to run to the corner shop to get a pint of milk

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How far could they step back when the “who wants to be PM?” Question comes up

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What’s that thing at the end of a bell called?
A Phil maybe?

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Pffft - rubbish

And what was with all the cosy st what about family? This isn’t BGT!!

No need!!!

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“Buy a bottle of Tre’s man juice”

FML my beer came out of my nose!!! lol

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Woah woah woah - hold the phone!!!

You can change your business idea in the final…

Wtf - that’s cheating Shirley !?