Clarkson’s Farm

[Flumpo]

FiF said:

DeejRC said:

As an aside, how many ppl in the thread actually have land and animals? ie more than one dog or cat.

Land but no animals as in livestock.

Better than animals but no land.

[romft123]

DeejRC said:

As an aside, how many ppl in the thread actually have land and animals? ie more than one dog or cat.

Yes I live on our family farm and some comments dont alf make oi larf

[pork911]

does a farm in the loft count?

[Boringcarowner]

I have a few sheep to keep the grass down, a couple of ponies for the grandkids and the odd feral cat.

[The jiffle king]

15 acres and horses

The rain in early 2023 (and early 2024) on heavy clay has not been fun

Tractors, muck spreader, harrow, core aerator, topper etc are lots of fun but no hovercraft sadly

[ettore]

120 acres with lots of sheep on it (plus occasional cows). Land mine but livestock belongs to the farmer!

[Smollet]

DeejRC said:

As an aside, how many ppl in the thread actually have land and animals? ie more than one dog or cat.

They're pets so don't come into the equation

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ettore said:

120 acres with lots of sheep on it (plus occasional cows). Land mine but livestock belongs to the farmer!

I’m no farmer, but pretty sure landmines and livestock don’t mix. I may have read that wrong.

[dukeboy749r]

page3 said:

ettore said:

120 acres with lots of sheep on it (plus occasional cows). Land mine but livestock belongs to the farmer!

I’m no farmer, but pretty sure landmines and livestock don’t mix. I may have read that wrong.

May live in the Falklands.

[ChocolateFrog]

Today I learned Septic is cockney slang for yanks.

[AdeTuono]

ChocolateFrog said:

Today I learned Septic is cockney slang for yanks.

Welcome to the 1980's.

[ChocolateFrog]

AdeTuono said:

ChocolateFrog said:

Today I learned Septic is cockney slang for yanks.

Welcome to the 1980's.

Cool. Wasn't a high priority as a 5 year old.

[AdeTuono]

ChocolateFrog said:

AdeTuono said:

ChocolateFrog said:

Today I learned Septic is cockney slang for yanks.

Welcome to the 1980's.

Cool. Wasn't a high priority as a 5 year old.

Wow! You've been 5 years old for 45 years...

[ChocolateFrog]

FourWheelDrift said:

My local shop has started selling Clarkston's Hawkstone Lager and Cider, it's their best selling product.

It's on tap at our local.

I quite like it. £6 though. Doesn't seem 2 minutes since cheap lager was £1.50 and decent stuff £3.

In 4 years its doubled, atleast up north. Which just means I buy less than half as much.

[ChocolateFrog]

AdeTuono said:

ChocolateFrog said:

AdeTuono said:

ChocolateFrog said:

Today I learned Septic is cockney slang for yanks.

Welcome to the 1980's.

Cool. Wasn't a high priority as a 5 year old.

Wow! You've been 5 years old for 45 years...

35 years. I took 80's to mean 1989.

[Smollet]

ChocolateFrog said:

Today I learned Septic is cockney slang for yanks.

Not to be confused with having a Tommy

[James_N]

ChocolateFrog said:

It's on tap at our local.

I quite like it. £6 though. Doesn't seem 2 minutes since cheap lager was £1.50 and decent stuff £3.

In 4 years its doubled, atleast up north. Which just means I buy less than half as much.

I had an email from the Co-Op today to say they have started selling it as well! Certainly beats having to wait for the postie!

[Random84]

Just catching up....never knew that goats in a field with an electric fence could be so funny!

[Red9zero]

Charlie stepping backwards and forwards over the fence haggling with himself

[Mont Blanc]

What an absolute prick that doorman was:

"If you knock that loud again, I'll throw you out"

"Sorry, we're farmers"

"I don't care. I'm not"

fk off mate.