The Avengers

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Pesty

42,655 posts

258 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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Tiggsy said:
and wearing far too tight a catsuit for that chunky arse.

Are you on drugs?

s1962a

5,435 posts

164 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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Tiggsy said:
I suppose I hoped it would be quiet!

We only went as the kids wanted to see it and I'd heard 3d was good. I think I'd have liked the film more sat home home in front of my monster screen with 7.1 sound not screwed up by some little dick eating crisp behind me! Although I'd still think they should have sent Scarlet to boot camp before letting her near that suit!

Oh, and 2 adults, 2 kids and an under 5 - £50! Makes me feel less bad about downloading so much!
I felt the same when sitting in the cinema and thinking about my projector setup at home. Ok, the cinema screen is much bigger and the sound much better but i'd probably have enjoyed it more as I get to control the environment. Cinema seats aren't that comfortable for 2.5 hour movies, and it was getting a tad warm in there!

Saying that though I really enjoyed the movie and 3D effects are definitely getting better. Have been thinking about upgrading my home projector to one of the new 3D ones (Epson) and I might go and have a demo to see if it's comparable with the cinema screen.

The whole 3D debate reminds me of HD a few years ago. That seemed to polarise people, with some saying they didn't see the point of it. Now HD is everywhere and you'd be hard pressed to find a TV without it. I think 3D is going the same way where in a few years it'll become the normal specification in a TV, and folk won't even question it.

superkartracer

8,959 posts

224 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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Tiggsy said:
wearing far too tight a catsuit for that chunky arse.
Gheyer

JonRB

75,174 posts

274 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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s1962a said:
Cinema seats aren't that comfortable for 2.5 hour movies
That's why I generally pay a few quid more for the VIP seats in my local Vue cinema. Money well spent, I reckon. Plus you're less likely to get kids kicking your seat too (so long as you don't choose the back row of the VIP seats)

VinceFox

20,566 posts

174 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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Must admit, i dont know who the othe woman in it was, but she looked better than johannson imho.

Pesty

42,655 posts

258 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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VinceFox said:
Must admit, i dont know who the othe woman in it was, but she looked better than johannson imho.
I agree I also would eat pepper pots

however to call Scarlet chunky and cpmplain about skin tight pants

is definitely gay and i don't even rate her that much

VinceFox

20,566 posts

174 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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Pesty said:
VinceFox said:
Must admit, i dont know who the othe woman in it was, but she looked better than johannson imho.
I agree I also would eat pepper pots

however to call Scarlet chunky and cpmplain about skin tight pants

is definitely gay and i don't even rate her that much
Oh good god no, i wasnt referring to zombie bruce paltrows pasty faced boygirl. God, she's like wallpaper paste in a wig.

No, the one with the dark hair. Way better bone structure and figure imho.

Pesty

42,655 posts

258 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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I know who you meant she was stunnning, I just added I also like Gweneth over scarlet.

MiniMan64

17,086 posts

192 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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VinceFox said:
Pesty said:
VinceFox said:
Must admit, i dont know who the othe woman in it was, but she looked better than johannson imho.
I agree I also would eat pepper pots

however to call Scarlet chunky and cpmplain about skin tight pants

is definitely gay and i don't even rate her that much
Oh good god no, i wasnt referring to zombie bruce paltrows pasty faced boygirl. God, she's like wallpaper paste in a wig.

No, the one with the dark hair. Way better bone structure and figure imho.
Robin from How I Met Your Mother?

Halb

53,012 posts

185 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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Tiggsy said:
Hey, I gave 6.9/10 Thats not "dislike" - just couldnt get into it because of the dumb 3D and the odd mix of Gods and techno. I like my Superheros a bit less super...Batman and Kick Arse are more my thing!
The Gods are techno. Even though Thor was a horrible film, it does explain quite well that the Gods are just an alien race who have far superior tech to Earth. Thor's hammer is just higher level tech. Hulk is a God, so is Iron-Man. The film Thor has less to do with the comic Thor.

Your point about BW and Hawk is a little valid. They are just the best of the best, anyone can fight bad guys if they got the balls, plus we do see them emotionally and physically shattered in the film, showing that they are obviosuly on the very limits of what they can do.

As for thingys fat arse, I like her, but my fave lady in the film was the hot SHIELD agent.

ThunderSpook

3,643 posts

213 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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As someone else said, she plays Robin in How I Met Your Mother.

I saw the film last night, and I think I'm in a minority with this. I found it really rather boring. An hour and a half to set it all up just seemed to drag it all out, and then fit all the action in to the last 30 minutes.

I loved Ironman, quite enjoyed Thor and I have seen Captain America on a plane and can't remember it being terrible, but this really just seemed to drag. Without Tony Stark it would have all been a bit of nothing really. It was more like Ironman 2.5 than a film on its own. Very disappointed, I was hoping for so much more.

Tiggsy

10,261 posts

254 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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Cobie Smulders is the Agent with the bit part (ex Model) and would have been a better black widow. SJ has the lower body of a 45 yr old mother of 3.

I think part of the problem for me is that the CGI in films has made anything possible and so many of the action scenes become completely devoid of any grounding in reality...and so the suspense of "will they make it" is removed. It's like Tom and Jerry, chop of their heads and a new one will pop back!

SPOILER

A good example was Hawk Eye shooting his arrow at Loki - the shot was impossible and the reaction of Loki impossible. Even impossible in "their" world. May as well have been watching Itchy and Scratchy!

Oakey

27,620 posts

218 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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s1962a said:


The whole 3D debate reminds me of HD a few years ago. That seemed to polarise people, with some saying they didn't see the point of it.
It's nothing like that. I never met anyone who saw something in HD and said "Meh, pointless, I'll stick with my low resolution, grainy content"

DaveL485

2,758 posts

199 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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Tiggsy said:
Cobie Smulders
Wibble.




Tiggsy

10,261 posts

254 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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DaveL485 said:
Tiggsy said:
Cobie Smulders
Wibble.

Wobble wink


Halb

53,012 posts

185 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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Nothing wrong with that.
Unless your a neurotic anorexic obsessive reader of Cosmo or some other bks lady magazine.biggrin

Big Worm 1

528 posts

166 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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JonRB said:
It's going to be interesting / a shame if they bring the Fantastic Four into the Avengers franchise given Chris Evans plays both the Human Torch and Captain America.
That won't happen. Not at the moment anyway. Marvel Studios made the recent batch of movies building up to and including The Avengers, but they don't own the movie rights for some other Marvel characters. These were sold off to other studios at some point in the past.

Spiderman is owned by Sony, X-men and Fantastic Four are owned by Twentieth Century Fox, etc.

So until Marvel gets the rights back for these characters, there won't be any crossover as the movies are made by different studios.

The Major

2,947 posts

174 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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Saw this film yesterday. all I can say is

IT WAS BRILLIANT

the bit where hulk smashed up loki was quite funny, got a laugh out of me, aswell as hulk hitting thor.

Iron man was pretty good aswell, they need to do an iron man 3

Halb

53,012 posts

185 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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Big Worm 1 said:
Spiderman is owned by Sony, X-men and Fantastic Four are owned by Twentieth Century Fox, etc.
Sony remade Spiderman as to not lose the rights. FF needs to be remade as well or TCF will lose them, some hope that they don't and then FF will revert back to Marvel in a couple of years and can enter canon.

The Major said:
the bit where hulk smashed up loki was quite funny, got a laugh out of me, aswell as hulk hitting thor.
Loki so makes that scene.

trooperiziz

9,457 posts

254 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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bexVN said:
why is it men just don't seem able to whisper to the person next to them!.
Why is it that women think it is acceptable to even whisper in a cinema. We can still hear you, you know.