Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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Dennis99

308 posts

165 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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iva cosworth said:
Another radio ad.

PPI claims/compensation ,it's on every break.

Boring voice,I have to mute the radio now when it comes on.........smash
If radio is included, Galliard Homes ad on LBC. An irritating couple sounding like a crappy middle class 1970's sitcom. mad

fidzer

285 posts

173 months

Thursday 13th February 2014
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DavePieman said:
I saw the "cupcake" one for the first time the other day and actually shouted "What the bks was that?" at the telly. Wasn't til I read this thread that I found out what it was trying to advertise, so it clearly isn't coming close to doing its job in the first place. (For the record, as a West Midlander I can confirm that very few Brummies talk like that moron in the ad does.)

Also, I watched Motors TV yesterday and it struck me that the only adverts they and most other Sky channels have are PPI companies, no-win-no-fee leechers, comparison websites and guilt-tripping charity appeals. That's ALL they advertise!

Annoying me most is an ad on a local radio station my dad listens to, which is for (I think) a kids' nursery and has really annoying singing children on it. I'm pretty certain it's the only ad the station's got as it seems to be played after every song! I think it's made my parents realise why I only listen to Radio 2 or Five Live.

(edit) re the above post, I think the Wrestling one is very funny and I'm impressed that it got past the censors. In a similar vein, there was the one a couple of years ago where the kid asks "Where did I come from?" and it ends after the implied explanation with "but Jimmy only comes from Scotland" or something similar. What was that ad for? I remember the ad but not what it was advertising.

Edited by DavePieman on Wednesday 29th January 01:27
Think the one you mean was for Mitsubishi.
This one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFS2FqdbjZU

RumpleFugly

2,377 posts

212 months

Thursday 13th February 2014
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The HPI advert where the 'professional' takes the car away,

Thankfully it wasn't in gear or had the handbrake on....

shiftydave

246 posts

166 months

Thursday 13th February 2014
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Has anyone else noticed recently that lots of adverts feature dads making sandwiches for their children?

Blown2CV

29,084 posts

205 months

Thursday 13th February 2014
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shiftydave said:
Has anyone else noticed recently that lots of adverts feature dads making sandwiches for their children?
it's as a modern stay-at-home mum, she's hungover in bed, so Dad's making the sandwiches before taking the kids to school.

illmonkey

18,261 posts

200 months

Thursday 13th February 2014
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Blown2CV said:
shiftydave said:
Has anyone else noticed recently that lots of adverts feature dads making sandwiches for their children?
it's as a modern stay-at-home mum, she's hungover in bed, so Dad's making the sandwiches before taking the kids to school.
The dad still manages to make them wrong though, you know, lettuce cheese ham, rather than ham cheese lettuce.

wkers.

Morningside

24,111 posts

231 months

Thursday 13th February 2014
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Gok Wan - Tuck your fking shirt in!

Halmyre

11,295 posts

141 months

Friday 14th February 2014
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illmonkey said:
Blown2CV said:
shiftydave said:
Has anyone else noticed recently that lots of adverts feature dads making sandwiches for their children?
it's as a modern stay-at-home mum, she's hungover in bed, so Dad's making the sandwiches before taking the kids to school.
The dad still manages to make them wrong though, you know, lettuce cheese ham, rather than ham cheese lettuce.

wkers.
And no tomato? What a .

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

188 months

Friday 14th February 2014
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illmonkey said:
The dad still manages to make them wrong though, you know, lettuce cheese ham, rather than ham cheese lettuce.
Of course he does. All dads in adverts are idiots.



shiftydave

246 posts

166 months

Friday 14th February 2014
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Johnnytheboy said:
illmonkey said:
The dad still manages to make them wrong though, you know, lettuce cheese ham, rather than ham cheese lettuce.
Of course he does. All dads in adverts are idiots.
Sexist bds.

Hooli

32,278 posts

202 months

Friday 14th February 2014
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Morningside said:
Gok Wan - Tuck your fking shirt in! fk off & die!
EFA

Langweilig

4,345 posts

213 months

Friday 14th February 2014
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Morningside said:
Gok Wan - Tuck your fking shirt in!
Waiting for someone to lift it?

Langweilig

4,345 posts

213 months

Friday 14th February 2014
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Barclays ad. I don't speak rodent and can't understand a word you're saying.

24lemons

2,669 posts

187 months

Saturday 15th February 2014
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Halb said:
The 'advert' for the Winter Olympics. It is always laughable when they try and make sports like film, or cinematic, worse culprits are usually footballers, but they have a fantastic mountain, and weather, it might be something out of the Hobbit, but then it turns out to be fking athletes.
They do it for everything now, it's so overplayed. Next thing they'll be trailing the world tiddlywinks finals with some atmosphetic piece of poetry recited in a deep and brooding voice accompanied by swooping landscapes filled with ancient warriors forging tiddlywinks in the furnaces of Mount Doom, when they then cut to some dingy working mens club in Wigan, filled with half a dozen paunchy down and outs hunched over a wallpapering table. Talk about overdoing it!

Blown2CV

29,084 posts

205 months

Saturday 15th February 2014
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24lemons said:
Halb said:
The 'advert' for the Winter Olympics. It is always laughable when they try and make sports like film, or cinematic, worse culprits are usually footballers, but they have a fantastic mountain, and weather, it might be something out of the Hobbit, but then it turns out to be fking athletes.
They do it for everything now, it's so overplayed. Next thing they'll be trailing the world tiddlywinks finals with some atmosphetic piece of poetry recited in a deep and brooding voice accompanied by swooping landscapes filled with ancient warriors forging tiddlywinks in the furnaces of Mount Doom, when they then cut to some dingy working mens club in Wigan, filled with half a dozen paunchy down and outs hunched over a wallpapering table. Talk about overdoing it!
tiddlywinks can be surprisingly tense...

matchmaker

8,516 posts

202 months

Saturday 15th February 2014
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Richmond sausages. Not necessarily the advert (which is pretty crap anyway) but the product itself. At 42% pork they only just meet the legal requirement for being described as "pork sausages". They are fking disgusting - I'd rather eat my own vomit.

£2-00 a pack in Tesco. Just along the road I can get a pack of Aldi Ultimate pork sausages (90% pork) for £1-99 which look and taste like sausages should. licklick

Mastodon2

13,845 posts

167 months

Saturday 15th February 2014
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maximm said:
by a country mile

I saw that advert, I was nearly driven to murder.

Mastodon2

13,845 posts

167 months

Saturday 15th February 2014
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Blown2CV said:
Amirhussain said:
y2blade said:
The worst advert ever in the history of the worst adverts ever.
well yes it's horrible, but it's certainly going to make you remember the website
I'll go out of my way to make sure I never spend any money with the people that have wrought this horror upon us.

Dennis99

308 posts

165 months

Sunday 16th February 2014
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matchmaker said:
Richmond sausages. Not necessarily the advert (which is pretty crap anyway) but the product itself. At 42% pork they only just meet the legal requirement for being described as "pork sausages". They are fking disgusting - I'd rather eat my own vomit.

£2-00 a pack in Tesco. Just along the road I can get a pack of Aldi Ultimate pork sausages (90% pork) for £1-99 which look and taste like sausages should. licklick
Totally agree. As the old joke goes: Walls have ears, that's why I don't eat their sausages. biggrin

RemyMartin

6,759 posts

207 months

Sunday 16th February 2014
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Richmond sausages are nasty.

Also the hotels4u ad is so bad I would literally make sure that I never spend money through them. Could be a thread winner tbh.
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