Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

[illmonkey]

matchmaker said:

Richmond sausages. Not necessarily the advert (which is pretty crap anyway) but the product itself. At 42% pork they only just meet the legal requirement for being described as "pork sausages". They are fking disgusting - I'd rather eat my own vomit.

£2-00 a pack in Tesco. Just along the road I can get a pack of Aldi Ultimate pork sausages (90% pork) for £1-99 which look and taste like sausages should.

I'm sure they also say "without bits" in the ad. What the fk does that mean!

[matchmaker]

illmonkey said:

matchmaker said:

Richmond sausages. Not necessarily the advert (which is pretty crap anyway) but the product itself. At 42% pork they only just meet the legal requirement for being described as "pork sausages". They are fking disgusting - I'd rather eat my own vomit.

£2-00 a pack in Tesco. Just along the road I can get a pack of Aldi Ultimate pork sausages (90% pork) for £1-99 which look and taste like sausages should.

I'm sure they also say "without bits" in the ad. What the fk does that mean!

It means there isn't actually minced pork in them. Only a disgusting pink sludge

[DavePieman]

fidzer said:

Think the one you mean was for Mitsubishi.
This one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFS2FqdbjZU

That's the one, cheers. Was giggling like a loon the first time I saw that on TV.

[ClassicMotorNut]

The Haribo adverts

The children spout inane crap which gives no clue as to how nice the naff little sweets are and, to be frank, they need punching.

[DanielSan]

maximm said:

by a country mile

I don't know whether to smash the TV or stick hot pokers in my eyes and ears when this comes on. Any are preferable to sitting through the whole bd advert.

[Blown2CV]

ClassicMotorNut said:

The Haribo adverts

The children spout inane crap which gives no clue as to how nice the naff little sweets are and, to be frank, they need punching.

Search for the amazon reviews of haribo sugar free. Has anyone seen the new booking.com ad? Actually quite funny I thought.

[Hackney]

The new Jaffa Cakes ad.
Just bloomin' odd.

[Amirhussain]

Hackney said:

The new Jaffa Cakes ad.
Just bloomin' odd.

[viggyp]

Amirhussain said:

Hackney said:

The new Jaffa Cakes ad.
Just bloomin' odd.

That reminds me. Have you seen the McVities Digestives ad? Pubs or kittens come out of the pack when It's opened to the Murder She Wrote theme tune! What the hell??

[thetapeworm]

I like both those ads, maybe I need to stop watching so many cat videos on Youtube?

[Halb]

viggyp said:

That reminds me. Have you seen the McVities Digestives ad? Pubs or kittens come out of the pack when It's opened to the Murder She Wrote theme tune! What the hell??

Fawlty Towers. Puppies are Keeping Up Appearances.
Both fine additions to the 'Best Advert' thread!

[viggyp]

Those ads are fine, no problem with them as they make me laugh but I was sure the digestive one had the Murder She Wrote theme.

[Halmyre]

viggyp said:

Those ads are fine, no problem with them as they make me laugh but I was sure the digestive one had the Murder She Wrote theme.

The Fawlty Towers theme brings to mind the episode with the rat in the biscuit tin. Rats, kittens, whatever, I want BISCUITS in my packet of biscuits, dammit!

[Blown2CV]

viggyp said:

Amirhussain said:

Hackney said:

The new Jaffa Cakes ad.
Just bloomin' odd.

That reminds me. Have you seen the McVities Digestives ad? Pubs or kittens come out of the pack when It's opened to the Murder She Wrote theme tune! What the hell??

Lazy ad makers again.

"What's cool with the kids right now, like... On the internet and stuff?"
"Fluffy cute animals"
"Done. Pub?"

[bobbo89]

Those bd laughing babies are back

[RockyB]

DanielSan said:

maximm said:

by a country mile

I don't know whether to smash the TV or stick hot pokers in my eyes and ears when this comes on. Any are preferable to sitting through the whole bd advert.

+A number not big enough to be defined

There are quite a few adverts that I don't like, but this is one of those that makes me boil.....

[ajprice]

Idris Elba on the Sky advert, advertising TV and films including The Wire, nudge nudge wink wink, he was in that, y'know.

[Silverbullet767]

bobbo89 said:

Those bd laughing babies are back

That ad does my tits in too. Mute

[Halb]

viggyp said:

Those ads are fine, no problem with them as they make me laugh but I was sure the digestive one had the Murder She Wrote theme.

You are absolutely right.
Just watched it on youtube. It is MSW, not KUA.

[Madkat]

The lv car insurance advert That rewards safe drivers which involves a woman swerving to avoid a penquin falling off the back of a truck. Previously she never checked her mirrors before swerving, now she does but this time decides to carry on driving off from the scene of an accident. Safe drivers my arse.