Top Gear: Patagonia Special

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mallygreen

243 posts

192 months

Wednesday 31st December 2014
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Best programme on telly and has been for years, although I do agree they seem to be running out of new ideas.

FiF

44,345 posts

253 months

Wednesday 31st December 2014
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Ok so it's formulaic.

Shall we start a list of other programmes that are formulaic?
Ramsay's kitchen nightmares for starters.
Any makeover programme with faux dilemmas and artificial time constraints.
Car SOS is one of the better ones but still grates. But one could list many.
Hotel inspector.
The Mary Portas shambles.
Where another celeb goes into sort a failing business that they know duck all of the detail.

The TV industry finds something that works and wrings the last drops out of it.
Strictly come whatever on Ice X factor.
Bake off. Masterchef. Great British menu.
List goes on forever.

If you don't like to watch something there's a ducking off button. tts.

zebra

4,555 posts

216 months

Wednesday 31st December 2014
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FiF said:
Ok so it's formulaic.

Shall we start a list of other programmes that are formulaic?
Ramsay's kitchen nightmares for starters.
Any makeover programme with faux dilemmas and artificial time constraints.
Car SOS is one of the better ones but still grates. But one could list many.
Hotel inspector.
The Mary Portas shambles.
Where another celeb goes into sort a failing business that they know duck all of the detail.

The TV industry finds something that works and wrings the last drops out of it.
Strictly come whatever on Ice X factor.
Bake off. Masterchef. Great British menu.
List goes on forever.

If you don't like to watch something there's a ducking off button. tts.
All of the above does not stop people wanting Top Gear to be better than it is.

The shame if it is that the script writers are pandering now to low intelligence that is easily satisfied.

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

191 months

Wednesday 31st December 2014
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zebra said:
All of the above does not stop people wanting Top Gear to be better than it is.

The shame if it is that the script writers are pandering now to low intelligence that is easily satisfied.
Better in what way though?

Serious question.

zebra

4,555 posts

216 months

Wednesday 31st December 2014
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northwest monkey said:
zebra said:
All of the above does not stop people wanting Top Gear to be better than it is.

The shame if it is that the script writers are pandering now to low intelligence that is easily satisfied.
Better in what way though?

Serious question.
Fresh ideas would be a start. One suggestion would be to replace the writers every three series.


FiF

44,345 posts

253 months

Wednesday 31st December 2014
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northwest monkey said:
zebra said:
All of the above does not stop people wanting Top Gear to be better than it is.

The shame if it is that the script writers are pandering now to low intelligence that is easily satisfied.
Better in what way though?

Serious question.
That's a good question. There would be an audience for James May showing how to do a cam belt change. Not sure how big it would be.

There would be an audience for the old style Chris Goffey programme. See above.

Whilst agreeing that too many of these programmes do seem to be produced by kids out of school, why don't the naysayers produce a programme and get it on Community channel as a starter. Along with caravan finder and Motorhome tv and uk boating. If it's good it will get picked up.

As a minimum they should get some cars to test even if not exotica.

Call it a challenge for 2015. Best wishes for success.

Riley Blue

21,089 posts

228 months

Wednesday 31st December 2014
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It would be interesting if they could tell us about the car culture in the countries they pass through. Judging by what we sometimes see, it could be quite entertaining.

mickk

29,023 posts

244 months

Wednesday 31st December 2014
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zebra said:
Fresh ideas would be a start. One suggestion would be to replace the writers every three series.
Need new presenters for that to work, no one takes the current crop seriously anymore.

I love the programme for what it is and that's pure entertainment and long may it continue.

I'd love to see a new motoring series like TG used to be but with new presenters.

irocfan

40,798 posts

192 months

Wednesday 31st December 2014
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mickk said:
Need new presenters for that to work, no one takes the current crop seriously anymore.

I love the programme for what it is and that's pure entertainment and long may it continue.

I'd love to see a new motoring series like TG used to be but with new presenters.
aaaaand we're back to 5th Gear which gets whinged about ad-nauseam while not producing anything like the audience of TG

fatboy18

18,967 posts

213 months

Wednesday 31st December 2014
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I don't like the presenters on 5th Gear, not a fan of that Touring Car Bloke at all. And don't like that Johnny bloke either. VBH and Tiff are OK.

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

169 months

Wednesday 31st December 2014
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Do JLR and Top Gear have some sort of agreement about supplying the chases cars in various countries?

Joey Ramone

2,151 posts

127 months

Wednesday 31st December 2014
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I think Clarkson and Co are three of the biggest s on television. Hence I don't watch Top Gear.

Problem solved.

MG CHRIS

9,092 posts

169 months

Wednesday 31st December 2014
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Joey Ramone said:
I think Clarkson and Co are three of the biggest s on television. Hence I don't watch Top Gear.

Problem solved.
And you still feel the need to come on here and tell a load of people that couldn't give a fk what you think.

MarshPhantom

9,658 posts

139 months

Wednesday 31st December 2014
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Anyone criticizing this show should remember that they were unable to make the show they wanted due to unforeseen circumstances.

Joey Ramone

2,151 posts

127 months

Wednesday 31st December 2014
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MG CHRIS said:
And you still feel the need to come on here and tell a load of people that couldn't give a fk what you think.
Stop frothing at the mouth, you gimp. Simply agreeing with the oft repeated mantra that if you think TG is a pile of steaming horsest presented by retards, then don't watch it.

Thanks for tuning in.

Joey Ramone

2,151 posts

127 months

Thursday 1st January 2015
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That's awesome. In fact I'd go so far as to say it's a game changer.

ETA just remember you can only use it once, so unless you've got something else in your collection of cute photos, you'll need something else on hand for the other internet tough guys you encounter. And there's a lot of us, so jump to it.

Edited by Joey Ramone on Thursday 1st January 00:18

zebra

4,555 posts

216 months

Thursday 1st January 2015
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MarshPhantom said:
Anyone criticizing this show should remember that they were unable to make the show they wanted due to unforeseen circumstances.
Totally agree; imagine how much worse the programme would have been if they had yet another car football game.

Argybargy

253 posts

184 months

Thursday 1st January 2015
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Joey Ramone said:
That's awesome. In fact I'd go so far as to say it's a game changer.

ETA just remember you can only use it once, so unless you've got something else in your collection of cute photos, you'll need something else on hand for the other internet tough guys you encounter. And there's a lot of us, so jump to it.

Edited by Joey Ramone on Thursday 1st January 00:18
Aren't you meant to be dead?

Joey Ramone

2,151 posts

127 months

Thursday 1st January 2015
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Argybargy said:
Aren't you meant to be dead?
Internet tough guys don't die.







getawayturtle

3,560 posts

176 months

Thursday 1st January 2015
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Joey Ramone said:
MG CHRIS said:
And you still feel the need to come on here and tell a load of people that couldn't give a fk what you think.
Stop frothing at the mouth, you gimp. Simply agreeing with the oft repeated mantra that if you think TG is a pile of steaming horsest presented by retards, then don't watch it.

Thanks for tuning in.
And a happy new year!










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