Apprentice 2016 thread

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DSLiverpool

14,798 posts

203 months

Sunday 18th December 2016
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Oakey said:
Trabi601 said:
But surely that has gone past at least 3 people (her, her partner and the printer) without anyone picking up on it!
In my experience printers are braindead drones who just print whatever you send them, you can't rely on them to pick up on mistakes and you can forget about them fixing any problems without wanting to charge you an arm and a leg for even the simplest of tasks.

They often don't even bother to check the final product that they've produced! Some of the st I've had delivered for a job is mind boggling.
Or the printer made the error and she agreed to take it from him for a £5
Or the misspelling makes people engage with her and boosts sales (oh 50p off as I have a shonky sign)
Or she is so busy baking in mums outhouse that she doesnt have time for detail and her partner doesnt give a st because she is always working and too tired for blowies.
One of them.

JimmyConwayNW

3,077 posts

126 months

Sunday 18th December 2016
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DSLiverpool said:
her partner doesnt give a st because she is always working and too tired for blowies.
laughlaughlaugh

This has to be the worst final ever and the worst series of the apprentice.

Courtney is such a wet blanket.



BrotherMouzone

3,169 posts

175 months

Sunday 18th December 2016
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DSLiverpool said:
Or the printer made the error and she agreed to take it from him for a £5
Or the misspelling makes people engage with her and boosts sales (oh 50p off as I have a shonky sign)
Or she is so busy baking in mums outhouse that she doesnt have time for detail and her partner doesnt give a st because she is always working and too tired for blowies.
One of them.
PH's very own 'harsh but fair'! biggrin

GetCarter

29,431 posts

280 months

Sunday 18th December 2016
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DSLiverpool said:
misspelling makes people engage with her and boosts sales (oh 50p off as I have a shonky sign)
If I write a wrong note I look like a , it doesn't 'engage people and boosts sales'.

Hopeless.

Doofus

26,145 posts

174 months

Sunday 18th December 2016
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GetCarter said:
If I write a wrong note I look like a , it doesn't 'engage people and boosts sales'.

Hopeless.
She can't claim her misspelling was deliberate, whereas if you write a wrong note, you can just claim it's not wrong, and that's how you intended it to sound. wink

GetCarter

29,431 posts

280 months

Sunday 18th December 2016
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Doofus said:
GetCarter said:
If I write a wrong note I look like a , it doesn't 'engage people and boosts sales'.

Hopeless.
She can't claim her misspelling was deliberate, whereas if you write a wrong note, you can just claim it's not wrong, and that's how you intended it to sound. wink
Ha... smile I'll try that one.. see how it goes with the orchestra.

BrotherMouzone

3,169 posts

175 months

Sunday 18th December 2016
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GetCarter said:
Doofus said:
GetCarter said:
If I write a wrong note I look like a , it doesn't 'engage people and boosts sales'.

Hopeless.
She can't claim her misspelling was deliberate, whereas if you write a wrong note, you can just claim it's not wrong, and that's how you intended it to sound. wink
Ha... ;0 I'll try that one.. see how it goes with the orchestra.
It's Jazzzzzzzzzzz mannnn!

GetCarter

29,431 posts

280 months

Sunday 18th December 2016
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BrotherMouzone said:
GetCarter said:
Doofus said:
GetCarter said:
If I write a wrong note I look like a , it doesn't 'engage people and boosts sales'.

Hopeless.
She can't claim her misspelling was deliberate, whereas if you write a wrong note, you can just claim it's not wrong, and that's how you intended it to sound. wink
Ha... ;0 I'll try that one.. see how it goes with the orchestra.
It's Jazzzzzzzzzzz mannnn!
Unfortunately, it's client standing behind me in the £2500 a day studio man! wink

FourWheelDrift

88,703 posts

285 months

Sunday 18th December 2016
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BrotherMouzone said:
GetCarter said:
Doofus said:
GetCarter said:
If I write a wrong note I look like a , it doesn't 'engage people and boosts sales'.

Hopeless.
She can't claim her misspelling was deliberate, whereas if you write a wrong note, you can just claim it's not wrong, and that's how you intended it to sound. wink
Ha... ;0 I'll try that one.. see how it goes with the orchestra.
It's Jazzzzzzzzzzz mannnn!
no it's Danny Elfman

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

153 months

Sunday 18th December 2016
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I'm going to be honest - I am not entirely sure they don't just write the £250,000 off as a production cost.

If this is the best they can do.....it's all just meant to be good tele.

Laurel Green

30,794 posts

233 months

Sunday 18th December 2016
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Would someone at the Beeb tell that lot to get a move on as am wanting to know whom the winner is.

FourWheelDrift

88,703 posts

285 months

Sunday 18th December 2016
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Laurel Green said:
Would someone at the Beeb tell that lot to get a move on as am wanting to know whom the winner is.
It's Andy Murray.











Oh, you mean....

AndStilliRise

2,295 posts

117 months

Sunday 18th December 2016
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I didn't realise how tall Andy Murray was. Looked like he was the same height as Lennox Lewis.

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

164 months

Sunday 18th December 2016
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He's standing on a box obvs.

Laurel Green

30,794 posts

233 months

Sunday 18th December 2016
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FourWheelDrift said:
It's Andy Murray.











Oh, you mean....
'Shakes fist' biggrin

FourWheelDrift

88,703 posts

285 months

Sunday 18th December 2016
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Paul & Jessica on the same team, oh dear.




And launching and branding their businesses, haven't they already done it as their businesses are already up and running. Anyway.

Mastodon2

13,835 posts

166 months

Sunday 18th December 2016
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"Ringo Dingo"

"Pocket Pleasures"

rofl

Rebecca is still a total cringe. And there is already a dessert company called "Gui".

Juanco20

3,216 posts

194 months

Sunday 18th December 2016
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Rebecca would be a nightmare to work with

FourWheelDrift

88,703 posts

285 months

Sunday 18th December 2016
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Cakegasm

FourWheelDrift

88,703 posts

285 months

Sunday 18th December 2016
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Purple Whale? Is he going to be a creative web marketing company because that sounds exactly like one.

He's supposed to be an ideas man and spending so much time to come up with that!



I actually liked Brightbulb, it's an ideas based name at least.