The Simpsons favourite bits thread

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123DWA

1,308 posts

105 months

Wednesday 3rd January
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bobbo89 said:
More often than not it falls on deaf ears and you just get a weird look but it's so worth it for that one other weirdo who gets it.

"You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel" is one that I'd love to use but the opportunity or balls to do it has yet to come up...
Me & my brother use it all the time. At christmas he shouted something to me from another room and I shouted that back, very puzzled looks from the rest of the family! hehe we also answer the phone to each other by saying 'ahoy-hoy' like Mr Burns

Radec

3,943 posts

49 months

Wednesday 3rd January
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Probably already said before as I haven't read the whole thread but

"I wash myself with a rag on a stick"

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E90_M3Ross

35,184 posts

214 months

Wednesday 3rd January
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123DWA said:
bobbo89 said:
More often than not it falls on deaf ears and you just get a weird look but it's so worth it for that one other weirdo who gets it.

"You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel" is one that I'd love to use but the opportunity or balls to do it has yet to come up...
Me & my brother use it all the time. At christmas he shouted something to me from another room and I shouted that back, very puzzled looks from the rest of the family! hehewe also answer the phone to each other by saying 'ahoy-hoy' like Mr Burns
Again, I do this with my dad hehe

BrabusMog

20,272 posts

188 months

Wednesday 3rd January
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Oh Lord, my hotplate! I only had 2 payments left!

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generationx

6,952 posts

107 months

Wednesday 3rd January
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Homer: Hello, my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a parcel for me.
Postal worker: ok Mr Burns, and what’s your first name?
Homer: I don’t know…

98elise

26,964 posts

163 months

Wednesday 3rd January
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Homer Simpson:
Here are your messages: "You have thirty minutes to move your car." "You have ten minutes." "Your car has been impounded." "Your car has been crushed into a cube." "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."

Homer Simpson:
[Phone Rings] Y'ello, Mr. Burns Office?

Mr. Burns:
Is it about my cube?


BrabusMog

20,272 posts

188 months

Wednesday 3rd January
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The casino episode...

Gambling with all the glitz and glamour of the British Isles. Best of all, the waitresses and showgirls are all real Brits, fresh from the streets of Sussex they are

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and31

3,205 posts

129 months

Wednesday 3rd January
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ChemicalChaos

10,421 posts

162 months

Saturday 13th January
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"Florida? But that's America's Wang!"

".....they prefer the sunshine state"