Caught at it with a horse.

[caterhamboy]

Think he's had a mare.

http://www.thisisderbyshire.co.uk/Man-58-court-cha...

[BrabusMog]

Christ, what is wrong with some people?

[Jasandjules]

When his friends said he often got on his high horse, they meant it...

[sunbeam alpine]

Newspaper said: "Coulby entered no plea to one charge of having sex with an animal between March 1 and June 5 this year"

Got to admire his staying power!

[Pixelpeep]

I'd always be scared the neigh-bours might see

[V8mate]

Pixelpeep said:

I'd always be scared the neigh-bours might see

The charges won't stick; the law's an ass.

[The Nur]

Hay, at least with a horse you get a stable relationship. He must be chomping at the bit to get this court case over and done with so he can get back in the saddle. Does anybody know if he got bale?

And the real question everybody is thinking...

Bareback?

[bigandclever]

All aboard the foalboat.

[Bradgate]

This sort of thing is actually considered perfectly normal behaviour in Ilkeston. He probably considered the equine to be his girlfriend. I bet the poor chap can't understand what he has done wrong!

[PoleDriver]

I wonder if anyone has managed to snaffle his video collection?

[Pixelpeep]

I hope this doesn't discourage him though.

He just needs to get back in the horse. i mean on the horse ON THE horse.

[Liszt]

sunbeam alpine said:

Newspaper said: "Coulby entered no plea to one charge of having sex with an animal between March 1 and June 5 this year"

Got to admire his staying power!

the man's a stallion!

[PoleDriver]

Any bets on how long this crop of puns will last?

[V8mate]

Maybe the horse's owner told the assailant to give the horse his oats?

[catso]

Well at least she won't nag him...

[Devilstreak]

Bradgate said:

This sort of thing is actually considered perfectly normal behaviour in Ilkeston. He probably considered the equine to be his girlfriend. I bet the poor chap can't understand what he has done wrong!

ilkeston - cracktown UK

[bmwdrivernigel]

PoleDriver said:

Any bets on how long this crop of puns will last?

Neigh idea Karl.

[thinfourth2]

At least it wasn't a boy horse

mr hands

[PeanutHead]

At it at the speed of 1BHP.
PH'er?

[BuzzLightyear]

It's wrong to stirrup this sort of thing - this behaviour really should be reined in.